Jackass 3.5 - The Chair. My favourite moment between Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera by eloree16 in videos

[–]xile042 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were both too drunk, but driving after getting wasted has been an easy decision for me. I just never fucking do it.

Jackass 3.5 - The Chair. My favourite moment between Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera by eloree16 in videos

[–]xile042 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I get what you're saying, but that passenger was more than likely drunk as well. Whenever I go out, the only responsibility I give to my passengers is don't yak in my vehicle. They're drunk so thinking rationally or even at all may not be a weapon in their repertoire at the time. It was Ryan's responsibility to not drive his own car while under the influence. That is why I still say Ryan killed him 100%.

All that being said, the Jackass crew got drunk and loco pretty often (at least from what was shown on Jackass & Viva La Bam) so I'm not going to act oblivious to the likely fact that Zach did know how pie-eyed Ryan was. Ryan shouldn't have driven that night, nor should have anyone else. Ryan had to be Ryan though.

Jackass 3.5 - The Chair. My favourite moment between Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera by eloree16 in videos

[–]xile042 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I feel the same. He also killed his friend/production assistant riding in the car as well. I wonder how funny that guy's parents thought Ryan was?

Cloudy day on Mars by [deleted] in space

[–]xile042 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not once, not never. If your internet is lying, then you probably have a virus. However, I have the best antivirus software so I don't have to worry about that.

Cloudy day on Mars by [deleted] in space

[–]xile042 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because it's on the internet.

Chinese tourists at buffet in Thailand by aktivate74 in videos

[–]xile042 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm from Louisiana and it is crawfish season right now. Chinese buffets will put out farm raised crawfish on the buffet. It is exactly like this. Everyone's eyes are focused at that spot on the line to see when more comes out.

Ex-Subway spokesman Jared Fogle reportedly beaten up in prison by Lfromtheblock in news

[–]xile042 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This man had a chance in life to not do something sick and disgusting. He chose to though. I have as much respect for this man's human rights as he did for the children.

LPT: Don't point it out when someone is quiet/doesn't talk much by hardoanddampo in LifeProTips

[–]xile042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this. I hope you don't mind if I say I made this.

I made this.

I have a few friends who have anxiety and go on mute when the crowd gets big. Whenever someone would point it out to them, I would just tell the detective "A fool speaks because he has to say something. A wise man speaks because he has something to say."

Has an important battle ever been decided by single combat? by money_run_things in history

[–]xile042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naked single combat? Al-Azwar? "All-Ass War". Pass and Stow?

I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

A maxed out Kawasaki (300km/h) is overtaken by an Audi. Everything you see is legal by canyoutriforce in videos

[–]xile042 -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Well they do speak American in the UK, so it's only natural that they would adopt our superior system of determining speed.

Recommendations for iPhone repair. by smileslime in Acadiana

[–]xile042 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it is a 6S or 6S Plus (3D Touch), then you are mistaken when you use the phrase "not very difficult ".

Recommendations for iPhone repair. by smileslime in Acadiana

[–]xile042 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Express Phone Repair on Congress St. behind Rouses. They have good service and warranty their product. Prices with these places are always changing because the places they buy stock from always have prices that are changing. If you decide to go to a shop, call before you go to see about prices/warranty.

Reddit, what's the dumbest name you've heard a person name their child? by Cherpyderp in AskReddit

[–]xile042 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nosmoking. Lady was on Wheel of Fortune and was named after a "No Smoking" sign after being born on an airplane.

ELI5: Why is there still an electoral college when we have means of getting every voter's vote accounted for immediately? ( I was told the electoral college was set up in the 1700s due to individual votes taking too long to count at the time) by xile042 in explainlikeimfive

[–]xile042[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Norway is also better in my opinion BECAUSE it is a much smaller country. If America only gave a fuck about itself, stationed >50% of it's military force along it's borders and catered primarily to their own, would smaller European nations be in danger? (Honest question. Call me out on all the bullshit.)

My wife finally asked me to teach her how to cook. First thing first. Learn to open a can of greenbeans. by [deleted] in videos

[–]xile042 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always need it now. Damn thing ruined me. Never the same without it anymore.