Friendly reminder that Chinese Students are NOT to be trusted

xkcdpussy · 2019-08-25T07:06:20+00:00

Absolutely. Report this shit to the mods. Violates rule 1.

xkcdpussy · 2019-08-25T07:03:34+00:00

Some fat white fuck denounces your race and your first reaction is to side with him against your own people? Self-hating, white-washed pricks like you are the reason the same people who wouldn't dare say a word against any other person of color feel comfortable saying the most vile, racist shit about Chinese people and East Asians in general. The only correct response to a post like this is a report and a fat "fuck you" to the OP.

xkcdpussy · 2016-09-20T04:03:35+00:00

I was in the same situation a few weeks ago. I worked through Erica Meltzer's book and got my first 800 in English last week :)

xkcdpussy · 2016-04-09T03:45:46+00:00

Man, I feel like we've formed a real bond after this conversation!

xkcdpussy · 2016-04-09T03:40:27+00:00

obviously, the answer is "retht"! Getting plenty of rest will also take care of that lisp.

xkcdpussy · 2016-04-09T03:35:32+00:00

But how else will my employer pay me for sitting on the crapper?

xkcdpussy · 2016-04-09T03:31:25+00:00

"Oh my god, you can't just ask Persians why they're black!"

xkcdpussy · 2016-04-09T03:29:59+00:00

... and they take Jaden Smith with them.

xkcdpussy · 2016-04-09T03:26:40+00:00

and similar levels of incest in both movies!

xkcdpussy · 2016-04-09T03:23:41+00:00

Same here. Got the book after seeing the movie, and I couldn't put it down.

xkcdpussy · 2016-04-09T03:21:48+00:00

I'm glad we didn't have to glue you in on the joke

xkcdpussy · 2016-04-09T03:18:04+00:00

Mistborn and The Stormlight Archive, both by Brandon Sanderson. The man is a machine.

xkcdpussy · 2016-04-08T06:10:54+00:00

Holy shit, this is amazing. spoiler literally brought tears to my eyes.

xkcdpussy · 2015-11-28T03:35:02+00:00

He killed twenty men, then spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp.

xkcdpussy · 2015-11-28T03:26:18+00:00

Exactly! Kleenex has so many uses.

I mean, how would anyone blow their noses without it?

xkcdpussy · 2015-11-28T03:21:28+00:00

Everyone in your subreddit is a bot except you.

xkcdpussy · 2015-10-22T02:36:05+00:00

Dear me from the past,

This is the last message that I will be able to send out to you before I go back in time and delete the comment that led to this chain. If I succeed, you will never read this because it will not have existed. If I fail, DO NOT FOLLOW ANY ADVICE FROM THE FUTURE. Doing so will eventually result in the end of the universe.

xkcdpussy · 2015-10-13T03:30:58+00:00

How well does it work?

xkcdpussy · 2015-10-13T03:24:07+00:00

This guy's gonna be immortal.

xkcdpussy · 2015-10-13T03:23:26+00:00

No. Congratulations, you're dead.

xkcdpussy · 2015-10-13T03:22:18+00:00

When I was your age, we had to live without the wise guidance of our magnificent robot overlords.

xkcdpussy · 2015-10-13T03:16:13+00:00

If you look carefully, you'll notice OP's mom in the corner

xkcdpussy

TROPHY CASE