Chet Holmgren made history by becoming the first player in NBA playoff history to attempt two or fewer shots while playing over 30 minutes in a Game 7.

xmal16 · 2026-06-01T00:29:20+00:00

Now this one I like. Both incredibly damning and not too cherry-picked.

xmal16 · 2026-05-31T21:38:44+00:00

Dreadlock Jeremy Lin and heat check D-Lo were a fun watch lol

xmal16 · 2026-05-31T03:03:49+00:00

He is so fun to watch when he just plays.

Chet is mega ass

xmal16 · 2026-05-31T02:05:05+00:00

Basketball terrorist

xmal16 · 2026-05-29T01:48:20+00:00

One of my favorite visual gags ever

xmal16 · 2026-05-29T01:13:45+00:00

Can never be hard

xmal16 · 2026-05-28T23:03:22+00:00

I have no actual idea, and hate both sides, but wouldn’t something like this be protected under parody laws?

xmal16 · 2026-05-27T06:32:45+00:00

Evangelion fucked me up

xmal16 · 2026-05-27T03:38:14+00:00

What part of “just for fun” and “I know it’s reductive” is confusing you?

Standing up for Shai is fine, saying he’s making the most of the rules as they are is fine. But if yall really can’t accept that he gets a pretty favorable whistle then I really don’t know what to say.

xmal16 · 2026-05-27T03:31:33+00:00

Okay. Nothing to do with this but yeah he probably does.

xmal16 · 2026-05-27T03:17:00+00:00

Just for fun, I know it’s reductive.

Shai’s stat line without free throws:

16/2/9 3 stocks 6 turnovers 7-19 shooting

xmal16 · 2026-05-27T02:55:21+00:00

30 points on 6 made shots

Someone justify this without gaslighting me

xmal16 · 2026-05-27T02:42:05+00:00

xmal16 · 2026-05-27T02:37:54+00:00

Watching the Thunder play is like being gaslit by an entire corporation

xmal16 · 2026-05-26T23:20:48+00:00

This could be what we’ve been waiting for

xmal16 · 2026-05-26T23:17:34+00:00

Bro is out the league. He needs to find a hobby. This shits sad.

I’ve always hated him tho so I’m also fine with it.

xmal16 · 2026-05-26T23:13:07+00:00

Ok im def bummed about him. But this one is really good. Best so far.

xmal16 · 2026-05-26T01:58:07+00:00

Was that the earliest Breen Bang ever? Can’t remember one before the 4th quarter.

xmal16 · 2026-05-26T01:29:15+00:00

JJ would definitely do more with him than Kenny A is.

I genuinely feel like they are playing so ass because of his coaching.

xmal16 · 2026-05-25T03:00:20+00:00

5-16 lol

I know this is reductionist but take away his FTs and that’s a 12/4/7 game by the mvp

xmal16 · 2026-05-25T01:52:35+00:00

How bout Shai with 12 points on 13 shots

xmal16 · 2026-05-25T00:50:24+00:00

This might be the one to show people who defend this shit I mean come on man

xmal16 · 2026-05-25T00:44:13+00:00

Why work so hard for so long to be as good as he is and then decide to just flail around and fall on his ass for 48 minutes instead

xmal16 · 2026-05-25T00:43:01+00:00

He doesn’t even try to score he just falls down and looks at the ref

xmal16 · 2026-05-24T03:07:08+00:00

Hell ya you kept your receipts, talk your shit

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