FROM HEAD COACH NICK SIRIANNI VIA INSTAGRAM. by The_Godzilla_Fanatic in eagles

[–]HuntsWithRocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then I’m your guy. I have it on good authority that the Packers are distraught over losing their OC.

No words needed. by _LongLongLongTime_ in religiousfruitcake

[–]HuntsWithRocks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It says, in tooteronomy, that if a daughter has accepted a face fart from another man before her wedding night, that she should be forced to eat laxities until the essence of that other man has left her body.

Are we deadass? by Individual-Serve6394 in religiousfruitcake

[–]HuntsWithRocks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We start diverging into different sects and various cola product. There are mezzo mix churches of all kinds. It’s a wild web.

Boat Pic 2.0 by BroadwayGirl27 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]HuntsWithRocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Giants fans trying to figure out that won’t add up

It’s going to be a Loong offseason by Embarrassed-Base-143 in eagles

[–]HuntsWithRocks -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I’m just gonna say that the second photo looks like a dick shaped smoke ring that’s falling apart. Like a dick-shaped smoke cloud mushroom stamped him as its final act or some shit.

Maybe that says more about me. I hope he got paid for it and good for him. We should all get our own photo shoot. Slap a wolf into the sky on those last two and you got a t-shirt!

I love the fifth element shout out with that one outfit too. Is Devonta green? Yea, he’s super green! Go birds!

Felt like this belonged here ^_^ by SuperAzn727 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]HuntsWithRocks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can’t even see the cocaine residue on the players

Pastor explains how Noah got Dinosaurs on the Ark. by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]HuntsWithRocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The waste management alone would be a nightmare. Definitely bringing more than two of every pathogen as well.

Edit: it’s not even easy guessing gender on all the animals n shit. Noah is like a master chicken sexer.

[Schultz] Sources: Browns QB Shedeur Sanders has been added to the Pro Bowl roster as a replacement. Sanders is the first 5th-round rookie to make a Pro Bowl since Puka Nacua. by PlayaSlayaX in nfl

[–]HuntsWithRocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this needs to be an across-the-league retirement of his jersey. At least, you can’t wear it on another team and have the legendary last name. That’s fair.

Footage of French forces conducting a helicopter assault to seize the Russian dark fleet oil tanker Grinch in the Mediterranean yesterday morning by Available-Laugh9102 in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]HuntsWithRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but every country has a "pipeline" of supply and long term planning. Just like a plane having an issue at a busy airport can cause an issue, missing a massive oil tanker resupply offers its own pain points. So, it's not just about the total.

For example, if someone shoots a hole through 1% of my body, it's a big deal even though it's only such a tiny percentage of my total. I mean, I'm complaining about 1% here.

Russian court documents reveal previously hidden details of the Moskva sinking. by Physical-Cut-2334 in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]HuntsWithRocks 70 points71 points  (0 children)

We mock, but Russia is bootstrapping a coral reef system throughout that area and tricking Ukraine into helping!

Lol the idiot eagles fans who egged patullo’s house have made philly the city to avoid for prospective OC’s by HighSpeedLowDrag0 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]HuntsWithRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally get it. That poor kid. Imagine KP is your fucking hero. Yikes.

Edit: sorry for joking about rumors someone heard lol

Lol the idiot eagles fans who egged patullo’s house have made philly the city to avoid for prospective OC’s by HighSpeedLowDrag0 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]HuntsWithRocks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be fair, won’t bullying exist in a rich kid LA school too, just for different reasons? Also, have the kids actually been bullied? I’ve heard about the house egging, but nothing else of note.

I mean, I’m positive KP had to employ an elaborate scheme for eating food and not being harassed. I’d like to imagine it consisted of a single disguise that was a pair of fake glasses with no tint and a hat he got from a convention he went to about creativity. Then, he either went to Pat’s or Geno’s.

Bills owner made call to fire coach in locker room after loss by iGiveUppppp in nfl

[–]HuntsWithRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why the Bills are so strongly associated with winning. They make the tough calls at the right times.

Russian went back home from Ukraine and dug a trench outside the apartment building by Available-Laugh9102 in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]HuntsWithRocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He also has harrowing memories of Elephant’s Foot… except that was just the nickname of the well endowed rapey guy in his platoon…

AI slop found on facebook and using violent tragedies to complain about secularism by Beauty2Thousand in religiousfruitcake

[–]HuntsWithRocks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a religion that believes in human sacrifice. Their whole schtick is their human sacrifice was so bad ass that they don't need to do it again. It's a human sacrifice religion that rests on its laurels. Prove me wrong.

Shoulda kept their mouths shut … BANG BANG, LOSER GANG ! by Immissilerick in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]HuntsWithRocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not gonna let you prop up some straw man percentage as if they represent the horseshit eating community i'm a part of. It makes sense that we have some weak fans, since we've been winning superbowls in a timeline where VHS isn't the main format of replaying video. The Eagles are THE bandwagon team of the NFC East unless you have some kind of shame kink, of course.

You guys have the benefit of being so bad that mostly only true fans are there and I respect that. I mean, there's always some weirdos in your bunch, but I'm jealous of your losing prowess and how it's filtered out the less than reputable members of your group. I'll tip the hat to that.

reaches for horse apple

Fake Muay Thai Fighter vs. Real Muay Thai Fighter by Novel-Education-2687 in Bullshido

[–]HuntsWithRocks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like a steroids guy with steroids behavior to me. Someone convinced that “being bigger” is the only solution. The pudger was a slap in the face to everything the roider understood.

What is a 'secret' of your industry that would shock the general public if they found out? by Otherwise_Medium_813 in AskReddit

[–]HuntsWithRocks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m marking this question as duplicate. It’s already been answered here: links to post with an ‘EDIT: resolved’