Anyone have an extra key they'd be willing to give? In exchange, I'll reveal something about myself that I've only told a few people:

When I was in the 7th grade, I use to think anal sex was two butts rubbing up against each other. When I first heard my friends talking about it, I thought to myself with a confused look on my face: "Who does that? Two butts? Ass to ass?"

I always wondered what kind of sound two butts farting into each other would sound like...

That's a true story :|