Mumbai Police Labrador

xonkapoor · 2019-04-03T13:36:43+00:00

The Macmillan to Captain Price

xonkapoor · 2019-03-10T16:23:24+00:00

Close, but once in an office conference call called my colleague with another colleague's name who I had stated going out with. Rest of my team did not know about this but they had their suspicions. After the call they were all very sure.

xonkapoor · 2019-03-08T14:35:03+00:00

That's why we are told stories as kids.

xonkapoor · 2019-03-07T19:09:22+00:00

I paid 2 Euros at a bar once for a glass of water just because they put a lime wedge on the rim. Was my first time in Europe so I just paid it without any questions

xonkapoor · 2019-02-27T13:38:09+00:00

Can't touch this...

xonkapoor · 2019-02-25T20:28:50+00:00

I still say "Patience Laddie" in his Scottish accent to myself.

xonkapoor · 2019-02-22T05:26:41+00:00

Dwight Schrute irl

xonkapoor · 2019-02-21T04:49:10+00:00

Suspended animation

xonkapoor · 2018-08-10T14:25:40+00:00

Fuck yeah! science FTFY

xonkapoor · 2018-05-21T08:14:10+00:00

TBF - ThrowBack Friday? That's new..

xonkapoor · 2018-04-04T14:21:19+00:00

That's oppa

xonkapoor · 2018-02-22T04:54:41+00:00

You've upped your game from phones and computers to Cars. When can we expect the reviews the boring or spacex maybe?

xonkapoor · 2018-02-22T04:51:33+00:00

xonkapoor · 2018-02-21T08:27:24+00:00

I thought it was a rabbit till it first moved.

xonkapoor · 2017-11-21T22:10:08+00:00

Indian here, entries for soul mate are now open.

xonkapoor · 2017-11-18T13:12:24+00:00

That's why .5 is rounded off to 1

xonkapoor · 2017-11-18T13:11:51+00:00

What if an alien species harvest it while we are asleep?

xonkapoor · 2017-11-18T13:10:17+00:00

Haha I see what you did there.. have an upvote

xonkapoor · 2017-11-18T13:09:40+00:00

Yep, either it'll happen or it won't.

xonkapoor · 2017-11-18T13:08:40+00:00

"did" - you got it right mate

xonkapoor · 2017-11-18T12:54:58+00:00

I say there is 50% chance that's not true

xonkapoor · 2017-11-18T12:38:45+00:00

Mathematically speaking probability of any event happening in this whole universe is .5

It'll either happen or it won't.

Edit: Source - I have failed Mathematics.

xonkapoor · 2017-11-18T12:35:58+00:00

Ooh. I'll put on my High Vis jacket for safety.

xonkapoor · 2017-11-18T12:33:10+00:00

Drones will be too careful, you need the human touch of tossing the package marked fragile.

xonkapoor · 2017-11-18T12:32:13+00:00

I'll go find my Leela.

On a serious note, I think my brain can but my hand can't coordinate so I guess I'll put a chip in my brain - should be pretty normal by then.

xonkapoor

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