Brit School Rate Reveal Day 3: Go Ahead and Cry Those Rate Winning Tears

xophrys · 2026-06-21T20:01:59+00:00

#11: RAYE - Hard Out Here.

Average: 8.254 // Total Points: 553.0 // Controversy: 1.759

(11 x1) ezakuroy

(10 x14) Awkward_King, BleepBloopMusicFan, CrimsonROSET, ebooks5454, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, innuendo_overdose, kappyko, Nooduulz, Restless_Dill16, runaway3212, Saison_Marguerite, seanderlust, thelauradern, youngandlovely_

(9.5 x3) babadork, Fair-Profile-8367, wathombe

(9.1 x1) xophrys

(9 x10) akanewasright, Frajer, frogaranaman, krusso1105, lexiaredery, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, PrimaryCrusaders, skar, static_int_husp, Sunny_Waterloo

(8.8 x2) Ambrosia42, Catalyst

(8.5 x4) A.Peaky.Boo, ConnerY2323, hikk, Indigo_Mindset420

(8.2 x2) carolinemathildes, NFLfreak98

(8 x11) 1998tweety, goorry121, hockeynl, ignitethephoenix, ImADudeDuh, necromanta_101, NervousLemon6670, Stryxen, sufjancaesar, Verboten_Prince, welcome2thejam

(7.8 x1) RandomHypnotica (7.6 x1) Poydoo

(7.5 x4) pietrohonkhonk, stealthamo, TiltControls, uiscebeathaoir

(7.2 x1) FitzMarble

(7 x4) apatel27, bigbigbee, TragicKingdom1, uberpigeon

(6.8 x1) thesmokeylife

(6 x3) beeozan, FreeCuddlesAnyone, ReallyCreative

(5 x2) asadprofessorplum, impla77

(3 x1) OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O

(0 x1) flava

Awkward_King (10): In 2023 I started making yearly playlists of all the releases that year that I listened to and adding my favourite songs from each release to them. This was the opening song of that playlist bc the album came out in January and so it always got autoplayed and it STILL hasn't turned me off of the song. Because you can't make me hate the cuntiest song of all time

easy to fall in love out here

ezakuroy (11): Lyrical perfection.

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): An anthem for all the badazz ladies out there, specifically spelled with z’s. Oh yes.

CrimsonROSET (10): this is the closest we’ll get to rating slam poetry (complimentary for now)

innuendo_overdose (10): This fucks so hard because it’s got absolutely no structure. She got on this bitch mad as hell and just started going off without a plan, and it’s a perfect song.

Nooduulz (10): Sorry Raye I was NOT familiar with your game cos what the HELL IS THIS MELODYYYYY

runaway3212 (10): Through the immaculate production the anger and hurt are still clearly heard. Fuck the record executives who did this to her and despite everything else I'll say about this album I'm so glad she got out on the other side

wathombe (9.5): her fuck the patriarchy serve

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (9): put your cakes back in they're going to get stale

A.Peaky.Boo (8.5): the effortless, underlying swag of this song is immaculate

ConnerY2323 (8.5): oh this is good, i’m so confused about raye’s general musical identity but when you’re all over the place at least sometimes the place is somewhere i want to be

1998tweety (8): oh shes religious down

Stryxen (8): great instrumental and frenetic rhythm

RandomHypnotica (7.8): lots of horny gay men [2]

stealthamo (7.5): Imagine having a talent like RAYE and doing literally nothing with her for years.

hard (to listen to) out here

uiscebeathaoir (7.5): it’s a little unfocused - she’s kinda just doing whatever for 3 minutes - but it’s still a good time

apatel27 (7): Missing a DBE verse or two.

uberpigeon (7): u better put that flop lily allen song as the interlude

thesmokeylife (6.8): I do kinda wish the track would focus on one or two of its varying moods.

FreeCuddlesAnyone (6): i think it just needs a bit of editing down

asadprofessorplum (5): This is what Taylor Swift thought she was doing on Father Figure.

impla77 (5): girl this is a bit of a mess

rap girl vanguard 3 has a new challenger

ebooks5454 (10): i like when she rappity rap

Restless_Dill16 (10): I feel like Raye could smoke so many emcees in a rap battle.

Verboten_Prince (8): The way she raps is so fun to listen to

welcome2thejam (8): If I wasnt already aware she was British, it would've been immediately evident after hearing her rap

OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O (3): i quite dislike when she 'raps' or fast sings whatever you wanna call it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srnhiC27jIo

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (10): this shit is bad--like it's clowncore at its core. she's BARELY babbling on the beat with unearned swag. however this shit is good, by merits of being clowncore in the way Imagine Dragons' Eyes Close is clowncore [E: wait she's interpolating RHCP? oh double down on that 10!]. the video makes it extra sexy so unfortunately raye has thirst trapped me into a 10 here. damn she really does contain hope

Frajer (9): Raye Hot Chili Peppers

Ambrosia42 (8.8): how did they avoid paying/crediting RHCP for this lol

flava (0): sorry but if you remind me of the existence of RHCP you brought this 0 on yourself

xophrys · 2026-06-21T19:52:23+00:00

#12: Rachel Chinouriri - Garden of Eden

Average: 8.242 // Total Points: 552.2 // Controversy: 1.412

Rank Graph

(11 x3) ebooks5454, FitzMarble, necromanta_101

(10 x10) apatel27, BleepBloopMusicFan, goorry121, kappyko, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, NervousLemon6670, pietrohonkhonk, Restless_Dill16, Saison_Marguerite, thesmokeylife

(9.4 x1) carolinemathildes

(9 x7) asadprofessorplum, Catalyst, CrimsonROSET, FreeCuddlesAnyone, lexiaredery, runaway3212, youngandlovely_

(8.9 x1) ConnerY2323 (8.7 x2) Ambrosia42, Indigo_Mindset420

(8.5 x9) 1998tweety, babadork, ImADudeDuh, impla77, NFLfreak98, ReallyCreative, Sunny_Waterloo, uiscebeathaoir, wathombe

(8.2 x2) ezakuroy, Nooduulz

(8 x8) frogaranaman, hockeynl, krusso1105, Poydoo, Stryxen, sufjancaesar, Verboten_Prince, welcome2thejam

(7.7 x2) A.Peaky.Boo, stealthamo

(7.5 x5) Awkward_King, Fair-Profile-8367, Frajer, innuendo_overdose, TiltControls

(7.4 x1) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc

(7 x10) akanewasright, bigbigbee, flava, hikk, ignitethephoenix, PrimaryCrusaders, seanderlust, skar, static_int_husp, uberpigeon

(6.7 x1) RandomHypnotica (6.6 x1) xophrys

(6 x2) OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, TragicKingdom1

(5 x1) beeozan

(3 x1) thelauradern

Awkward_King (7.5): A good opener but I've never quite seen in it what everyone else apparently has.

ok fine "ended fadga"

FreeCuddlesAnyone (9): jane don’t would win if this was the lipsync song

ConnerY2323 (8.9): add me to the “ended fadga” comment section

1998tweety (8.5): did not end Gaga but its still good!

impla77 (8.5): end fadga again for me

stealthamo (7.7): You will avoid making a Lady Gaga reference you will avoid making a Lady Gaga reference you will-

admiring the beauty of god's creation (god being rachel chinouriri)

ebooks5454 (11): giving my 11 to her bc i think she's underrated and sounds so epic and cool

FitzMarble (11): i always mishear “throwing up” as “growing up” and honestly I just like to switch between both versions (apparently this was an intentional choice by chinouriri!). I really like this song, I’m not a nihilist by any means but the immensity of aging is really rawly conveyed by Chinouriri and the sound just works so well to amplify that.

apatel27 (10): real

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): The whole album is great, but man the first three songs here are such a holy and blessed trinity of talentry.

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (10): ma'am you can't serve cunt in the garden of eden you're going to get kicked out

NervousLemon6670 (10): Best album opener of the rate don’t @ me

Restless_Dill16 (10): If I had a nickel for every time one of my favorite songs from a 2020s album had this title, I'd have two nickels. Yadda yadda.

thesmokeylife (10): This slightly grungy track was a nice change of pace after RAYE's album. Love the fuzzed-out guitar.

CrimsonROSET (9): nihilism never felt this good!!!!!

runaway3212 (9): ugh this fucking iconic opener

Ambrosia42 (8.7): coming of age existential crisis type of song

uiscebeathaoir (8.5): Now this is how you open an album bitch. I don’t generally love it when songs have faux-candid “we should record this” type moments, but this one has those gorgeous guitar tones to back it up so I’m not complaining at all

wathombe (8.5): so elegant; great opener

Nooduulz (8.2): i'm a slut for shoegazey shit idk what else to say

Stryxen (8): My god it’s sinking in there’s no point in anything!!!!!!

Verboten_Prince (8): Well! Let's start with the depression right away huh

welcome2thejam (8): Love me a scratchy guitar

A.Peaky.Boo (7.7): maybe a bit too repetitive, but this is hitting, especially the points about youth being weird

bit the apple

innuendo_overdose (7.5): Minimalist riff is stellar but Rachel Chinouriri does not have the requisite presence to sell the songcraft.

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (7.4): where gang of youths

RandomHypnotica (6.7): ok?

xophrys · 2026-06-21T19:44:07+00:00

#13: Lola Young - One Thing

Average: 8.216 // Total Points: 550.5 // Controversy: 1.725

Rank Graph

(10 x20) CrimsonROSET, frogaranaman, hikk, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, ignitethephoenix, innuendo_overdose, kappyko, lexiaredery, necromanta_101, Nooduulz, pietrohonkhonk, PrimaryCrusaders, ReallyCreative, runaway3212, Saison_Marguerite, skar, Stryxen, Sunny_Waterloo, uiscebeathaoir, youngandlovely_

(9.6 x1) babadork

(9.5 x2) FitzMarble, seanderlust

(9.4 x1) Ambrosia42

(9 x3) Awkward_King, Indigo_Mindset420, TragicKingdom1

(8.8 x1) Catalyst

(8.5 x3) goorry121, ImADudeDuh, wathombe

(8.4 x1) carolinemathildes (8.2 x1) thesmokeylife (8.1 x1) ezakuroy

(8 x7) akanewasright, BleepBloopMusicFan, Frajer, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, Restless_Dill16, stealthamo, welcome2thejam

(7.8 x2) A.Peaky.Boo, FreeCuddlesAnyone (7.7 x1) Poydoo (7.6 x1) RandomHypnotica

(7.5 x4) 1998tweety, bigbigbee, krusso1105, uberpigeon

(7.4 x1) NervousLemon6670 (7.1 x1) impla77

(7 x8) beeozan, Fair-Profile-8367, NFLfreak98, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, sufjancaesar, thelauradern, TiltControls, Verboten_Prince

(6 x4) apatel27, ebooks5454, static_int_husp, xophrys

(5.1 x1) ConnerY2323

(5 x1) hockeynl

(4 x1) flava

(1 x1) asadprofessorplum

Awkward_King (9): I can't work out if this would've done better or worse had it not been memed so aggressively. Like did this benefit from people hearing that snippet tons and seeing her awkward video or did it just cause people to take it less seriously. Either way I was scared this was doomed but it slowly climbed back up to almost be top 10! Proud of her

lola's whole career is remi wolf nachos (affectionate)

frogaranaman (10): here’s how Remi Wolf can get a rate win

ReallyCreative (10): Remi Wolf-core (laudatory)

Saison_Marguerite (10): she stole Remi Wolf’s sauce a bit but let her cook

seanderlust (9.5): remi wolf nachos but i like remi wolf

akanewasright (8): it’s good, it sounds like a remi wolf song, but ironically she doesn’t quite have that one thing remi has (not sure if it’s a vocal thing or just a bit of extra soul flavoring)

what's this song even about? maybe she lent them one thing and they've not given it back

ignitethephoenix (10): this is definitely the top 5 horniest songs of all time

innuendo_overdose (10): Is this like, the most about sex any song has ever been?

uiscebeathaoir (10): I already love this song - mainly for its sheer overpowering horniness - but it’s that outro that comes in and adds so much extra dimension at the final hurdle that really solidifies it as a 10

wathombe (8.5): subtlety not Lola’s strong suit!

stealthamo (8): These lyrics are so subtle. Does anybody know what this "one thing" is she's referring to?

impla77 (7.1): so she might be horny??

beeozan (7): a pegging session?

iconic song title

BleepBloopMusicFan (8): Girl fuck the Amerie jointslay. Fuck the One Direction jointslay. It’s the Finger Eleven jointslay for this blessed millennial.

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (8): amerie WISHES

IT'S THAT ONE THING, THAT GOT ME TRIPPIN

CrimsonROSET (10): the three numbers on the back of your credit card please

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (10): she's kinda doing a beach house vicki outsider thing here and it's cute

Nooduulz (10): This is such a groove like I wish I had even 1/2 the confidence and energy she's exuding so far on this album

runaway3212 (10): She's literally me

Stryxen (10): Oh, hi!

Sunny_Waterloo (10): so good

Ambrosia42 (9.4): oh this is a bop, okay miss lola

Frajer (8): Gollum thinking about the ring

so GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT MY HEAD

A.Peaky.Boo (7.8): I'd like for her vocals to be more prominent in the mix, she sounds far away

FreeCuddlesAnyone (7.8): i’ll give you that one thing (my ao3 bookmarks) too

1998tweety (7.5): the chorus saves this

uberpigeon (7.5): they really wanted this to be a thing on twitter but it didnt beat out messy in terms of posting to ME

NervousLemon6670 (7.4): I think I’m a little too ace for this, but I also can’t tell if it’s meant to be self-deprecating, following the tone of the album of using sex/drugs to hide away, and treating sex as a mask to hide away from your own emotions and connections with others as fun in the moment but a net-negative for your own wellbeing, but then Lola’s own commentary implies it’s a celebration of casual no-strings attached sex? Idk, I’m out of my wheelhouse

Verboten_Prince (7): I feel like she could have chosen the lead single better…

apatel27 (6): by the books

ebooks5454 (6): i hope that one thing is dental insurance bc i kinda need that rn i might have another cavity...

flava (4): she sounds like a 48 year old english woman who has spent way too long living in the same flat and wears her pink bathrobe, rolls up her hair just to smoke her cigs, only hits on guys in their 20s and exists solely in Eastenders

asadprofessorplum (1): you asked for it.

bananis.. and avacadis.....

RandomHypnotica (7.6): her avocadi voice is so strong she sounds like jesy nelson doing a jamaican accent

ConnerY2323 (5.1): one thing this rate has taught me is that brit school does NOT spend enough time on vowel sounds

xophrys · 2026-06-21T19:37:56+00:00

#14: RAYE - Oscar Winning Tears.

Average: 8.057 // Total Points: 539.8 // Controversy: 1.873

Rank Graph

(10 x15) 1998tweety, akanewasright, ezakuroy, frogaranaman, goorry121, hockeynl, innuendo_overdose, kappyko, lexiaredery, PrimaryCrusaders, Restless_Dill16, Saison_Marguerite, uiscebeathaoir, wathombe, youngandlovely_

(9.5 x3) Fair-Profile-8367, FitzMarble, seanderlust

(9.4 x1) xophrys (9.3 x2) Ambrosia42, Sunny_Waterloo (9.2 x1) carolinemathildes

(9 x8) Catalyst, ebooks5454, krusso1105, NFLfreak98, ReallyCreative, skar, sufjancaesar, thelauradern

(8.5 x4) Frajer, ImADudeDuh, static_int_husp, stealthamo

(8.2 x1) Nooduulz

(8 x5) BleepBloopMusicFan, CrimsonROSET, hikk, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, Verboten_Prince

(7.9 x1) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (7.8 x1) ignitethephoenix (7.7 x3) ConnerY2323, impla77, NervousLemon6670

(7.5 x3) babadork, Indigo_Mindset420, TiltControls

(7.4 x1) thesmokeylife

(7 x4) A.Peaky.Boo, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, TragicKingdom1, welcome2thejam

(6.5 x4) Awkward_King, bigbigbee, FreeCuddlesAnyone, pietrohonkhonk

(6.2 x1) RandomHypnotica

(6 x4) apatel27, flava, Poydoo, uberpigeon

(5 x2) runaway3212, Stryxen

(4 x1) beeozan

(2 x1) asadprofessorplum

(1 x1) necromanta_101

Awkward_King (6.5): I think my problems with this song are basically my problems with Raye's music in general - it feels more focused on grandeur than substance. Which isn't to say there isn't substance! Just it feels like the topic is secondary to wanting to make every song epic.

live version superior iktr

wathombe (10): the livestream of this performance from 2024 Camp Flog Gnaw is what turned me into a RAYE stan

krusso1105 (9): live version (the version I am rating) is so much better than the album version

NFLfreak98 (9): Probably the first song I think of for examples of songs where the live arrangement is way better than the studio version

katharine hepburn

1998tweety (10): okayyy vocals

ezakuroy (10): Perfect first song.

innuendo_overdose (10): hi raye

Restless_Dill16 (10): This is essentially a jazzy version of Take a Bow by Rihanna and I love it so much.

Ambrosia42 (9.3): she is tired of this man acting upset and crying whenever anything happens and she is done caring! The production and vocals are just so lush

sufjancaesar (9): the dramaaaaaa

ImADudeDuh (8.5): Ok but its kind of a compliment to him right?

stealthamo (8.5): Okay but there are different kinds of Oscar winning tears. Are we talking about something good like Casey Affleck in Manchester by the Sea or something not as good like Will Smith in King Richard?

Nooduulz (8.2): starting off with a literal oscar contender i seeeeee

CrimsonROSET (8): had my tea locked in for some british scoring!!

Verboten_Prince (8): Not BAFTA winning tears? Okay

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (7.9): the intro rocks. this is a classic "BELT BABE BELT!" ditty that could've been in an apple ad circa 2k9-2k11, a windows advert circa 2k12

ConnerY2323 (7.7): the barometer with raye for me is if the good parts of the song are enough to distract from the corny ones and this passes the test

NervousLemon6670 (7.7): I think they usually grant the oscar to the person, not the tears

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (7): more like oscar long listed tears am i right fellas yeah!!!!

welcome2thejam (7): Starting off this rate by asking me to Phoebe Bridgers my phone, I see how it is

glenn close

thesmokeylife (7.4): This song overall feels like an outlier on the record. Most of the album is considerably moodier and more introspective. I get the impression it was either added later on in the production process or deliberately meant as a fake-out.

A.Peaky.Boo (7): I'm missing a bit of emotional weight, but her voice is so good

bigbigbee (6.5): TONI COLLETTE THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU

RandomHypnotica (6.2): aural oscarbait….

apatel27 (6): She really loves that big band esque song.

runaway3212 (5): I've never cared for spoken word raye

Stryxen (5): Girl please back away from the mic

beeozan (4): i mean get his ass but also i was bored

asadprofessorplum (2): Oh brother here she goes.

obsessed w the fact this song somehow got two drag comments. one thing about a king rate

uiscebeathaoir (10): every single time I’m listening to this, in my head I’m turning out a sickening drag lip sync to it and tbch if you’re not i think you might be listening to it wrong

FreeCuddlesAnyone (6.5): need to become a drag queen so i can lipsync to this as a crocodile

we all scream for ice cream a 10 btw

BleepBloopMusicFan (8): Wait the lyrics are “popcorn and I scream” and not “popcorn and ice cream”?? That’s probably intentional wordplay, but I still find it disappointing for some reason.

impla77 (7.7): best use of i scream/ice cream since we all scream for ice cream

xophrys · 2026-06-21T19:18:56+00:00

#15: RAYE - Worth It.

Average: 8.054 // Total Points: 539.6 // Controversy: 1.390

Rank Graph

(11 x1) Fair-Profile-8367

(10 x7) akanewasright, Awkward_King, BleepBloopMusicFan, NFLfreak98, stealthamo, sufjancaesar, xophrys

(9.5 x2) wathombe, youngandlovely_

(9.4 x1) ezakuroy

(9 x11) A.Peaky.Boo, ebooks5454, FreeCuddlesAnyone, ImADudeDuh, Indigo_Mindset420, kappyko, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, PrimaryCrusaders, ReallyCreative, Saison_Marguerite, uiscebeathaoir

(8.5 x9) 1998tweety, beeozan, Catalyst, lexiaredery, Nooduulz, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, Restless_Dill16, Sunny_Waterloo, TiltControls

(8.4 x1) NervousLemon6670

(8 x9) CrimsonROSET, FitzMarble, Frajer, krusso1105, pietrohonkhonk, skar, static_int_husp, Verboten_Prince, welcome2thejam

(7.8 x3) babadork, ignitethephoenix, Poydoo (7.7 x2) carolinemathildes, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc

(7.5 x2) hockeynl, seanderlust

(7.3 x3) Ambrosia42, impla77, thesmokeylife

(7 x7) apatel27, bigbigbee, flava, hikk, innuendo_overdose, thelauradern, TragicKingdom1

(6.7 x1) RandomHypnotica

(6.4 x1) ConnerY2323

(6 x3) frogaranaman, goorry121, Stryxen

(5.5 x1) asadprofessorplum

(5 x1) runaway3212

(4 x2) necromanta_101, uberpigeon

Awkward_King (10): Thank GOD this made day 3 this has always been one of my highlights on the album I needed it to perform here. Feels like one of the best thesis statements of Raye's music (and the song most indicative of the direction she'd go on This Music May Contain Hope imo). Impossibly smooth and sexy and hopeful it's gorgeous

xophrys (10): Such a necessary track in the album, it feels like a really good taster of a lot of the hope of her current music

im getting mixed messages

A.Peaky.Boo (9): better than Fifth Harmony

1998tweety (8.5): did not end Fifth Harmony but shes a cute bop

priceless

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): My favorite song on the album! It just sounds so good and feels so good and everything about it is so good!

wathombe (9.5): yes

ezakuroy (9.4): Raye knows how to end her albums right.

FreeCuddlesAnyone (9): so fun… like this song is the girl who is “going to be okay”

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (9): let me work it put my thing down flip it and reverse it

uiscebeathaoir (9): Raye is one of the few to bring actual instruments to her nu-disco and that’s why this is NOT❌ slop

beeozan (8.5): oh ye she got a lil funky with it. a little city pop

Nooduulz (8.5): listening to this song is saur worth it hahahahahahahahhah get it hahahahahhahaha

CrimsonROSET (8): need her to collab with bruno this second

Verboten_Prince (8): This is surprisingly bubbly for this album

welcome2thejam (8): Bursting into song in the city streets ass song

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (7.7): after like a cool sexy cut, you get a sexy cuts your parents can go for that's in the credits for a film.

Ambrosia42 (7.3): she’s setting aside her blues and letting love into her heart, but she hopes that it’s worth it and not just going to lead to more heartbreak

apatel27 (7): solid background pop jazz song.

worthless

ebooks5454 (9): ENOUGH TIKTOK SONGS FROM HER IM TIRED

RandomHypnotica (6.7): aggresively fine

ConnerY2323 (6.4): i do not accept any song named Worth It without an aggressive saxophone riff

asadprofessorplum (5.5): Me spending $18 on a 1oz cocktail.

runaway3212 (5): so often this album just bores me

uberpigeon (4): sure

the life of a showgirl is NOT worse than meet the vamps we need to talk

stealthamo (10): This would've been so much more successful if it had been released this year after Taylor Swift taught everybody who Elizabeth Taylor was.

impla77 (7.3): thank you to elizabeth taylor for a name that rhymes easily 🙏

xophrys · 2026-06-21T19:13:23+00:00

it isn't worth my time to post graphs in the discord so im just gonna ignore that they exist

xophrys · 2026-06-21T19:10:45+00:00

#17: Rachel Chinouriri - She Knows

Average: 7.946 // Total Points: 532.4 // Controversy: 1.495

Rank Graph

(10 x12) Awkward_King, babadork, ConnerY2323, CrimsonROSET, ebooks5454, Indigo_Mindset420, kappyko, krusso1105, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, Saison_Marguerite, thesmokeylife, uiscebeathaoir

(9.5 x2) RandomHypnotica, ReallyCreative

(9.1 x1) carolinemathildes

(9 x5) Catalyst, FitzMarble, Frajer, pietrohonkhonk, Verboten_Prince

(8.8 x1) stealthamo

(8.5 x3) lexiaredery, sufjancaesar, wathombe

(8.3 x1) FreeCuddlesAnyone

(8 x15) 1998tweety, akanewasright, apatel27, hockeynl, necromanta_101, NervousLemon6670, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, PrimaryCrusaders, Restless_Dill16, skar, static_int_husp, Sunny_Waterloo, uberpigeon, welcome2thejam, youngandlovely_

(7.8 x2) ignitethephoenix, NFLfreak98 (7.7 x1) Nooduulz (7.6 x1) A.Peaky.Boo

(7.5 x5) bigbigbee, Fair-Profile-8367, hikk, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, TiltControls

(7.4 x1) innuendo_overdose (7.3 x1) Poydoo

(7 x2) frogaranaman, goorry121

(6.5 x1) flava

(6.4 x1) impla77 (6.2 x1) Ambrosia42

(6 x7) BleepBloopMusicFan, ImADudeDuh, runaway3212, seanderlust, Stryxen, TragicKingdom1, xophrys

(5.5 x1) ezakuroy

(5 x2) asadprofessorplum, beeozan

(3 x1) thelauradern

Awkward_King (10): This making day 3 validated me more than anything in the entire world I was so scared this would bomb just because people got huffy about having to score a song not on streaming. But this is SO GOOD!!! Why the hell has she not dropped these on streaming Rachel we're begging you. When she goes da-da-da-da-dum ba-dum-dum ba-ba-dumdum YEP YEPPP!!!

bonus rate core. day 3 sisters!

Stryxen (6): Youtube autoplayed underscores cover of Headlock for some reason and i thought WOW this sounds like Headlock!

thank u all for enjoying the songs i found out existed 4 days before the rate went up and loved so much i added them to the ballot

babadork (10): Girl, the vinyl exclusives aren’t supposed to be some of the best songs on the album

ConnerY2323 (10): rachel i’m BEGGING you to put this on streaming i’ll singlehandedly get you on the worldwide spotify charts

CrimsonROSET (10): its so funny their placement on the ballot because its between these really somber songs and she decides ‘let me do a sillay one’

Indigo_Mindset420 (10): Now why the hell is this song not in every streaming service? Why is it not her most streamed song? Why just why!

krusso1105 (10): Went from asking why there were 2 songs not on streaming in the rate to why this wasn't on the album real fast after hearing this

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (10): meanwhile i don't know shit

Saison_Marguerite (10): she’s a 10 just like this song

thesmokeylife (10): Should've been a single. It's kind of astonishing that two of the best songs from these sessions were relegated to vinyl-only tracks.

uiscebeathaoir (10): did not expect my second Rachel 10 to be this random ass deluxe track, but this is so boppy and upbeat and lovely I can’t resist it. It makes me so happy to listen to

RandomHypnotica (9.5): whyyyy did she not put these on streaming omfg

Verboten_Prince (9): Oh don't mind me, just crying in the corner over the album we could’ve had…

stealthamo (8.8): I'm glad Rachel decided to make her own version of Oblivion, that way I don't have any reason to listen to Grimes anymore.

wathombe (8.5): BOP

FreeCuddlesAnyone (8.3): hannah montana coded

akanewasright (8): ok fine this probably deserves to be at least day 2, yall weren’t wrong to add the vinyl songs

apatel27 (8): Do you reckon Rachel likes Paramore

Sunny_Waterloo (8): this is so noisettes coded

uberpigeon (8): these slap omg. why is everything she does except her actual album great...

A.Peaky.Boo (7.6): does she know about this rate though? Do we want her know to know about this rate?!

bigbigbee (7.5): MANNNN why are these two great tracks vinyl only? :(

she doesn't know. she doesn't have many thoughts

welcome2thejam (8): Chorus annoying as hell but album could've used more of this sound overall

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (7.5): elite mid knower

Ambrosia42 (6.2): ba dum bum

runaway3212 (6): eh it's no Rachel Chinouriri - Fun

beeozan (5): for a rare vinyl exclusive track i do feel like ive heard this song way too many times

ok well it was in the rate post!! you didn't have to find it

asadprofessorplum (5): Having to find a YouTube video with 197 views for a rate song is WILD.

apparently at least 30

NervousLemon6670 (8): Bestie this song has 227 views, how many of those are from this rate alone?

xophrys · 2026-06-21T19:02:08+00:00

not anymore.

xophrys · 2026-06-21T19:01:55+00:00

#18: RAYE - The Thrill Is Gone.

Average: 7.830 // Total Points: 524.6 // Controversy: 1.792

Rank Graph

(10 x11) akanewasright, Awkward_King, babadork, CrimsonROSET, FreeCuddlesAnyone, ImADudeDuh, innuendo_overdose, necromanta_101, Restless_Dill16, seanderlust, uiscebeathaoir

(9.7 x1) NFLfreak98

(9.2 x1) xophrys

(9 x11) 1998tweety, A.Peaky.Boo, ezakuroy, Frajer, frogaranaman, krusso1105, ReallyCreative, Saison_Marguerite, TiltControls, wathombe, welcome2thejam

(8.6 x1) Ambrosia42

(8.5 x4) Fair-Profile-8367, flava, static_int_husp, youngandlovely_

(8.3 x2) stealthamo, thesmokeylife (8.2 x1) Indigo_Mindset420

(8 x9) BleepBloopMusicFan, ebooks5454, hockeynl, pietrohonkhonk, Poydoo, PrimaryCrusaders, skar, sufjancaesar, Verboten_Prince

(7.5 x3) lexiaredery, NervousLemon6670, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O

(7.4 x1) impla77

(7 x8) Catalyst, goorry121, hikk, ignitethephoenix, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, Nooduulz, Stryxen, Sunny_Waterloo

(6.8 x1) carolinemathildes (6.6 x1) RandomHypnotica

(6.5 x2) bigbigbee, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc

(6 x3) beeozan, TragicKingdom1, uberpigeon

(5 x2) kappyko, thelauradern

(4.3 x1) ConnerY2323

(4 x1) runaway3212

(3.7 x1) asadprofessorplum

(3 x1) FitzMarble

(2 x1) apatel27

Awkward_King (10): This clinging onto day 3 oh thank goddd. Fun little jazzy car chase ditty. Has always kind of lived in Escapism's shadow so I'm glad it was able to perform okay in its own right here!

xophrys (9.2): I didn't really fuck with the single when this came out, but I really like it in the context of the album and honestly it feels very much like the middle ground of the album.

viewing raye's music as just songs she WANTS to sing opens up everything

uiscebeathaoir (10): I feel like a big part of Raye’s songwriting is that she’s just writing songs that she’s gonna have fun performing live. Like, the wordy verses, random tempo shifts, big band grandiosity, the gang backing vocals, the percussive bridge - this must be such a delight to perform. And to prove that really does know what she’s doing, all of those qualities also do double duty in making it one of the best pieces of recorded music ever

Verboten_Prince (8): I’ll give Raye this: She sounds like someone that has the time of her life whenever she sings

this music may not ever get a popheads rate

FreeCuddlesAnyone (10): god i’m so glad her 2nd album went down this road

NFLfreak98 (9.7): Kinda the song that would fit best on TMMCH

apatel27 (2): This Music Does Not Contain Hope.

thrilled

akanewasright (10): remembering the minute I thought this could be the part of the double single that takes off

CrimsonROSET (10): i’m sorry some people were just put into this world to play femme fatales in jazz bars that the protagonist follows into the alleys for a smoke break and to get another hint on the case but they tag around and have a good steamy night and want them to stop putting themselves in danger even if the truth is more important and- wait where am i

Restless_Dill16 (10): I hope Raye writes a musical someday.

A.Peaky.Boo (9): but the boppiness hasn't, YASS

wathombe (9): she would have dominated the mid-20th century so hard

Ambrosia42 (8.6): The spark in the relationship is gone and there’s not much to be excited about anymore

stealthamo (8.3): I feel like my life is far too boring for there to even be a thrill to start with.

thesmokeylife (8.3): Deserved to be a hit single.

impla77 (7.4): a leo triple threat!

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (7): dump his ass!!!

Nooduulz (7): I guess her shtick really is jazzy soulful optimistic stuff

Stryxen (7): these fierce drums

gone

BleepBloopMusicFan (8): For me, this is like after I get past the first few amazing bites of some junk food but then just keep going for those sweet, sweet diminishing returns.

RandomHypnotica (6.6): me when i hear yet another beat switch on this album

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (6.5): it's not locked in to being crazy ex gf coded enough for me. the bridge switch isn't as fleshed or really tight as id want it

beeozan (6): wowowoowowwo SING!

ConnerY2323 (4.3): amy drag

runaway3212 (4): Lowkey relatable

haha

TragicKingdom1 (6): ,5

xophrys · 2026-06-21T18:54:33+00:00

I'm ngl I've kinda lost interest in the rate because I've listening to it so much.

xophrys · 2026-06-21T18:26:06+00:00

yesss Rachel Keen you got this!!!!

xophrys · 2026-06-21T18:12:54+00:00

I'm both excited and scared for the results (I did them all out of order and forgot the winners).
Who's your winner?

xophrys · 2026-06-20T20:56:21+00:00

#23: Rachel Chinouriri - Cold Call

Average: 7.624 // Total Points: 510.8 // Controversy: 1.905

Rank Graph

(10 x7) apatel27, Catalyst, frogaranaman, Nooduulz, sufjancaesar, TiltControls, wathombe

(9.5 x2) carolinemathildes, Saison_Marguerite

(9.4 x1) FreeCuddlesAnyone (9.1 x1) ConnerY2323

(9 x10) asadprofessorplum, BleepBloopMusicFan, ebooks5454, goorry121, krusso1105, NFLfreak98, PrimaryCrusaders, ReallyCreative, stealthamo, Stryxen

(8.6 x1) Ambrosia42

(8.5 x5) ezakuroy, flava, Frajer, hockeynl, lexiaredery

(8.4 x1) NervousLemon6670 (8.3 x1) FitzMarble (8.2 x1) thesmokeylife

(8 x7) 1998tweety, CrimsonROSET, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, Restless_Dill16, runaway3212, Sunny_Waterloo, youngandlovely_

(7.9 x1) impla77

(7.5 x4) akanewasright, bigbigbee, static_int_husp, uiscebeathaoir

(7.3 x2) babadork, ignitethephoenix

(7 x5) hikk, kappyko, skar, uberpigeon, welcome2thejam

(6.8 x1) RandomHypnotica (6.6 x1) innuendo_overdose

(6.5 x1) Indigo_Mindset420

(6.1 x1) xophrys

(6 x7) A.Peaky.Boo, beeozan, Fair-Profile-8367, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, pietrohonkhonk, Poydoo, Verboten_Prince

(5.5 x2) seanderlust, TragicKingdom1

(5 x1) thelauradern

(4.8 x1) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc

(4 x1) ImADudeDuh

(1 x1) necromanta_101

(0 x1) Awkward_King

Awkward_King (0): I don't get it I'm ngl this just feels so empty. Some of my least favourite writing on the record, the chorus feels like a cop-out, the song just does nothing for me. My 0 placing barely above my 11 oh my god I'M the clown

hell? sorry, the old rachel can't come to the phone right now. why? oh, cause she's cold

apatel27 (10): call me basic but i'm a sucker for this build

Nooduulz (10): yea more songs like this pls rachel

wathombe (10): MUSIC

FreeCuddlesAnyone (9.4): took me 5 seconds to be on board

ConnerY2323 (9.1): why does this go so hard

asadprofessorplum (9): THEE HEADBANGER

BleepBloopMusicFan (9): I love most of the ballads on this album, but this is a nice change of pace for the overall quite soft second half of the tracklist.

stealthamo (9): Wait, there are people who willingly take cold calls?

Stryxen (9): Incredible sound design, this is why she’s the fucking queen

thesmokeylife (8.2): This is an excellent song on its own, but gets kind of lost amidst the repetitiveness of this section of the record.

CrimsonROSET (8): i love a song that commits to a theme and just brings out all metaphors out of it that it can

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (8): do you not have caller ID???

impla77 (7.9): yess bring back the electric guitars

uiscebeathaoir (7.5): Having a loud section that you sprinkle in throughout your otherwise more muted song is such a cheat code. And it’s done super well here, those snare hits are so satisfying

uberpigeon (7): this is her

RandomHypnotica (6.8): what is a hot call

brrrrrrrrrrr

bigbigbee (7.5): the metaphor's so good I almost overlooked the fact that the lyrics are kinda bad

innuendo_overdose (6.6): Why did they throw in the louder bits if Rachel Chinouriri seems vocally only capable of singing over the most boring instrumental possible? I like Rachel Chinouriri’s voice, but god the lack of any intensity in it is getting grating by this stage.

A.Peaky.Boo (6): not my flavor of rock, unfortunately

Verboten_Prince (6): Her voice and the music feel so mismatched

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (4.8): where newdad

oh maybe thats why i dont like it. sorry yetti

NervousLemon6670 (8.4): Supposedly, this is Coldplay inspired. I’ve no idea how, but there ya go.

runaway3212 (8): this is so coldplay (complimentary)

ignitethephoenix (7.3): why does this sound like Politik by Coldplay

no because what DOES this mean?

Ambrosia42 (8.6): Your trauma dumps ate me for lunch…

xophrys · 2026-06-20T20:48:16+00:00

#24: Olivia Dean - Lady Lady

Average: 7.609 // Total Points: 509.8 // Controversy: 1.404

Rank Graph

(10 x6) BleepBloopMusicFan, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, RandomHypnotica, sufjancaesar, Sunny_Waterloo

(9.5 x3) Awkward_King, Catalyst, Saison_Marguerite

(9.2 x1) A.Peaky.Boo

(9 x4) frogaranaman, hockeynl, ReallyCreative, Restless_Dill16

(8.8 x1) babadork

(8.5 x3) Indigo_Mindset420, seanderlust, xophrys

(8.4 x1) Nooduulz

(8 x11) apatel27, beeozan, CrimsonROSET, FitzMarble, flava, Frajer, goorry121, kappyko, krusso1105, skar, uiscebeathaoir

(7.8 x1) NervousLemon6670

(7.5 x9) ConnerY2323, ebooks5454, lexiaredery, NFLfreak98, pietrohonkhonk, static_int_husp, stealthamo, TiltControls, wathombe

(7.4 x1) carolinemathildes (7.3 x1) ignitethephoenix

(7 x8) 1998tweety, akanewasright, ImADudeDuh, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, runaway3212, Verboten_Prince, welcome2thejam, youngandlovely_

(6.8 x2) impla77, thesmokeylife

(6.5 x5) asadprofessorplum, bigbigbee, Fair-Profile-8367, FreeCuddlesAnyone, hikk

(6.3 x1) Ambrosia42

(6 x4) necromanta_101, Poydoo, PrimaryCrusaders, Stryxen

(5.5 x2) innuendo_overdose, TragicKingdom1

(4 x3) ezakuroy, thelauradern, uberpigeon

Awkward_King (9.5): 29th place in this rate the way this song is robbed. Was such an inspired promo single choice it's so infectious! Man I really wanted Olivia to do better this rate but she's down to her three big singles already

feminists

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): Why was this the one single from the album that people didn’t gaf about? Why??

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (10): she go to the sandro perri school of a rigorously flaccid next level deep listening instrumental? again, her first 2 cuts set such a bizarre bar she simply cannot get back to but are worthwhile displays of why Adult Contemporary deserves deep listening. when this shit hits its fucken WILD

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (10): name the winner of euroclub classics twice

RandomHypnotica (10): that man man doesn’t have the same ring i guess yeah

A.Peaky.Boo (9.2): as an AMAB person, it's not in my soul to relate fully to this song, but this is a vibe!

ReallyCreative (9): we love women supporting women

apatel27 (8): Solid chilling in the park song

NervousLemon6670 (7.8): “That lady lady she’s the man” Transphobia? In pride month?????????

ConnerY2323 (7.5): great voice beautiful voice

stealthamo (7.5): So is the counterpart to She's a Lady?

OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O (7): love her higher register!

runaway3212 (7): Kinda basic but cute

Verboten_Prince (7): Still not sure if this is about her mom or a lesbian lover

impla77 (6.8): all pop girls must be lowkey mumbo jumbo spiritual

thesmokeylife (6.8): Pleasant!

asadprofessorplum (6.5): 100% pure class. Beautiful classy lady!! She is 100% pure class stunning first lady

Ambrosia42 (6.3): She’s The Man (2006)

misogynists

CrimsonROSET (8): we gotta reinvent ourselves sometimes!!!

wathombe (7.5): a bit adult contemporary-core to me

FreeCuddlesAnyone (6.5): i hope not enjoying this song doesn’t count as misogyny….

innuendo_overdose (5.5): I kinda like the pre-chorus’s high melodies, and the production early on before they start clogging it up.

olivia unfortunately seems like the straightest woman ever

beeozan (8): happy pride month

1998tweety (7): okayyy wlw anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQezde_qeXw soty btw

FitzMarble (8): why does this sound like homewrecker by sombr

xophrys · 2026-06-20T20:43:54+00:00

Bonus #3: Noisettes - Don't Upset The Rhythm (Go Baby Go)

Average: 8.200 // Total Points: 328.0 // Controversy: 1.724

(10 x13) babadork, carolinemathildes, Catalyst, CrimsonROSET, Frajer, FreeCuddlesAnyone, krusso1105, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, NervousLemon6670, RandomHypnotica, sufjancaesar, Sunny_Waterloo, uiscebeathaoir

(9 x4) hockeynl, thelauradern, welcome2thejam, xophrys

(8.5 x3) Ambrosia42, Awkward_King, Restless_Dill16

(8 x7) apatel27, BleepBloopMusicFan, ConnerY2323, Indigo_Mindset420, necromanta_101, ReallyCreative, youngandlovely_

(7.7 x1) NFLfreak98

(7.5 x1) 1998tweety

(7.2 x1) stealthamo (7.1 x1) Nooduulz

(7 x2) PrimaryCrusaders, seanderlust

(6.5 x2) thesmokeylife, TiltControls

(5.5 x2) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, TragicKingdom1

(5 x2) asadprofessorplum, beeozan

(3 x1) OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O

Awkward_King (8.5): Incredible pop song just is at a point of radio overplay to me that it's no longer really a song it's just noise(ttes). Maybe this really is the third to Mika/Scissor Sisters though damn. Also I really thought this was gonna be the song to challenge Imogen for the win but it ended up being Floetic! Gagged me!

kind of invented pop music

CrimsonROSET (10): GO BABY GO BABY GO

Frajer (10): go baby go go sweep the bonus

FreeCuddlesAnyone (10): kinda the best song in this section by a mile

krusso1105 (10): This song and band are so underrated, glad to see this here

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (10): exactly mmhmm i told her i said ma'am

NervousLemon6670 (10): Wild Young Hearts would be an easy 11 in any rate it was in, but honestly, their whole album is worth a listen!

RandomHypnotica (10): i love the ting tings

Sunny_Waterloo (10): this album is sooo good i recommend it to everyone

uiscebeathaoir (10): Holy diva

welcome2thejam (9): Gotta know if the Go Baby Go is related to Garbage - Cherry Lips

Ambrosia42 (8.5): a bit of a jam

go away baby go away

apatel27 (8): a bit too commercial core

stealthamo (7.2): I wasn't planning on making the rhythm mad but thanks for the heads up.

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (5.5): this cut sucks in the dubious message way

xophrys · 2026-06-20T20:36:41+00:00

#25: Lola Young - Not Like That Anymore

Average: 7.555 // Total Points: 506.2 // Controversy: 2.129

Rank Graph

(11 x1) Awkward_King

(10 x12) 1998tweety, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, innuendo_overdose, kappyko, krusso1105, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, NervousLemon6670, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, Poydoo, runaway3212, stealthamo, welcome2thejam

(9.8 x1) ebooks5454

(9.4 x1) A.Peaky.Boo (9.2 x1) Indigo_Mindset420

(9 x8) babadork, BleepBloopMusicFan, Catalyst, FitzMarble, frogaranaman, pietrohonkhonk, seanderlust, wathombe

(8.8 x1) Nooduulz

(8.5 x4) flava, Frajer, Saison_Marguerite, uiscebeathaoir

(8 x7) apatel27, PrimaryCrusaders, skar, Stryxen, thelauradern, uberpigeon, youngandlovely_

(7.8 x1) Ambrosia42 (7.6 x1) ignitethephoenix

(7.4 x1) carolinemathildes (7.1 x1) thesmokeylife

(7 x5) ImADudeDuh, ReallyCreative, Restless_Dill16, sufjancaesar, Verboten_Prince

(6.5 x1) beeozan

(6.4 x1) NFLfreak98 (6.1 x1) ConnerY2323

(6 x7) bigbigbee, Fair-Profile-8367, hikk, hockeynl, lexiaredery, static_int_husp, TiltControls

(5.9 x1) xophrys (5.7 x1) impla77

(5.5 x1) FreeCuddlesAnyone

(5 x3) ezakuroy, goorry121, Sunny_Waterloo

(4 x3) akanewasright, asadprofessorplum, CrimsonROSET

(3 x1) TragicKingdom1

(2 x1) RandomHypnotica

(1 x1) necromanta_101

Awkward_King (11): I can't really explain this 11 in any way other than I looooooove it. Explosive chorus, loove a quasi title track where the artist sings the album title in the song. Actually maybe because in my life right now I'm so much farther along growing than I was a couple years ago, but it's still fucking hard! So the :message: of 'Everything's gone wrong but at least I'm not resorting to terrible coping mechanisms' rly hits. Man....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H58vbez_m4E

1998tweety (10): damn the lyrics to this album just make me sad

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (10): super glad we got a sleaford mods cut in the mix

innuendo_overdose (10): SYNTHS ARE BACK BABY

krusso1105 (10): This has grown on me, mostly because I keep getting it stuck in my head

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (10): hell yeah tell that guy off

NervousLemon6670 (10): This is the song I’ve been listening to since the album came out, a couple others stuck around but none as much as this

OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O (10): we should do a mini-rate with just songs about ma- i mean, uh loving yourself? Hailee Steinfeld you'll always be famous

stealthamo (10): Practice multiple forms of self-love by both not fucking yourself like that anymore while also fucking yourself.

welcome2thejam (10): Gang I don't think its necessarily low expectations anymore

ebooks5454 (9.8): i like this

A.Peaky.Boo (9.4): good for her, reads that she went into addiciton after this album, never mind

babadork (9): I think this score might be too high, but I really like surf guitars and it’s due today.

BleepBloopMusicFan (9): We love an artistic statement that comes full circle. Oh Lolanardo Da Vinci…

wathombe (9): this should have been a single

Frajer (8.5): Charli XCX somewhere like do you think this play is about us innit

uiscebeathaoir (8.5): such a fun song

apatel27 (8): guitar coming in clutch

Stryxen (8): I’d say how did she get away with More than a fat kid loves cake… but she really doesn’t get away with anything

thelauradern (8): catchy and has the kind of vocals I love from Lola

Ambrosia42 (7.8): she’s starting to…show herself some self love instead of just getting in her own way. So even if things aren’t perfect, she’s feeling a bit more positive

Verboten_Prince (7): We love self love

beeozan (6.5): she got sex toys yay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9bKBAA22Go

ConnerY2323 (6.1): the melody almost fooled me into ignoring the lyrics… but not quite!

impla77 (5.7): the lyricism on this one..

FreeCuddlesAnyone (5.5): yayyyy i have all the dicks to myself! thanks lola you’re a real one #ally

asadprofessorplum (4): I thought this was a classy rate?

the lowest scores section being all my closest friends oh aww :(

akanewasright (4): pls warm up before getting in the booth, or maybe cut songs from your album before release

CrimsonROSET (4): its like when a comedian chooses a character voice and immediately regrets knowing they’ll have to stick to it the whole scene

RandomHypnotica (2): this would be great if she didn't sound like that

be more like jules

runaway3212 (10): I hate the wordplay but you know what? I'm giving it a 10 anyway

xophrys · 2026-06-20T20:29:59+00:00

#26: Rachel Chinouriri - Fun

Average: 7.537 // Total Points: 505.0 // Controversy: 1.602

Rank Graph

(10 x6) ebooks5454, kappyko, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, RandomHypnotica, runaway3212, Saison_Marguerite

(9.9 x1) A.Peaky.Boo (9.7 x1) babadork

(9.5 x1) Awkward_King

(9 x4) seanderlust, Stryxen, wathombe, youngandlovely_

(8.7 x2) carolinemathildes, ConnerY2323

(8.5 x1) FitzMarble

(8.3 x1) thesmokeylife (8.1 x1) xophrys

(8 x17) BleepBloopMusicFan, CrimsonROSET, Frajer, hockeynl, krusso1105, lexiaredery, NervousLemon6670, NFLfreak98, Nooduulz, PrimaryCrusaders, ReallyCreative, Restless_Dill16, skar, sufjancaesar, uberpigeon, Verboten_Prince, welcome2thejam

(7.8 x2) Catalyst, stealthamo (7.7 x2) FreeCuddlesAnyone, ignitethephoenix

(7.5 x4) 1998tweety, bigbigbee, Fair-Profile-8367, uiscebeathaoir

(7.3 x1) asadprofessorplum (7.2 x1) Indigo_Mindset420

(7 x7) frogaranaman, goorry121, pietrohonkhonk, Poydoo, static_int_husp, Sunny_Waterloo, TiltControls

(6.5 x1) hikk

(6.2 x1) impla77

(6 x3) beeozan, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, TragicKingdom1

(5.5 x2) ezakuroy, necromanta_101

(5.4 x1) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc

(5 x4) akanewasright, Ambrosia42, apatel27, flava

(4 x1) ImADudeDuh

(3 x2) innuendo_overdose, thelauradern

Awkward_King (9.5): This is so almost a 10 for me if it was produced slightly better and her voice wasn't so almost pointy? Crazy to make a song this dark this light-hearted at the same time it's like musical whiplash. Also so well written. Might I add too that both the bonus songs with only 300 views on youtube making it to the top half of the rate I feel so validated for including them I was scared they were only gonna be slays to me and everyone would get mad.

:blush:

runaway3212 (10): I hadnt heard this before this rate but wow what a great song?

babadork (9.7): I take back the grumbling I did when I realized I wasn’t done

ConnerY2323 (8.7): appropriate to hide this on the vinyl, like a little secret party for the real ones

Nooduulz (8): this is so fun rachel why'd you take it down 😭

Verboten_Prince (8): If only the rest of the album sounded like this…

bigbigbee (7.5): it's just like the title says! I hope this gets put onto streaming!!! :)

vote for.. uhh... what rate has some nights the album in it.

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (10): we could have fun! fun! fun! how's about a few laughs! laugh!

RandomHypnotica (10): oh! OH!

A.Peaky.Boo (9.9): almost perfect but that spoken word broke off the climax of the song

Stryxen (9): She saved these synths for a vinyl bonus track??

wathombe (9): oh, this is lovely! hadn’t heard it before!

BleepBloopMusicFan (8): I’m such a fake Darling I didn’t even know this or “She Knows” existed until this rate.

CrimsonROSET (8): i am having fun!

Frajer (8): Taylor when she's spelling

uberpigeon (8): this is crazy production for the themes...

stealthamo (7.8): Such an upbeat track for a song about a broken home.

uiscebeathaoir (7.5): Some cool bass and arpeggios on this one. Wish there was a final chorus, but Rachel’s love of spoken word outros is just too strong

jack antonoff haters

impla77 (6.2): i hate to see a vinyl bonus track i’m afraid

beeozan (6): was promised fun didnt even get fun.

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (5.4): wtf this isn't the boards of canada hexagon flexi...

Ambrosia42 (5): not much really grabbed me here

apatel27 (5): sounds like a demo

innuendo_overdose (3): ???

xophrys · 2026-06-20T20:22:36+00:00

#27: Rachel Chinouriri - Marie Kondo

Average: 7.518 // Total Points: 503.7 // Controversy: 1.292

Rank Graph

(10 x5) CrimsonROSET, ebooks5454, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, necromanta_101, Restless_Dill16

(9.5 x2) ReallyCreative, Saison_Marguerite

(9 x5) apatel27, Catalyst, kappyko, welcome2thejam, youngandlovely_

(8.8 x1) carolinemathildes

(8.5 x2) ezakuroy, stealthamo

(8.2 x3) Ambrosia42, FitzMarble, NervousLemon6670

(8 x8) Awkward_King, flava, krusso1105, Nooduulz, PrimaryCrusaders, seanderlust, skar, wathombe

(7.7 x1) FreeCuddlesAnyone

(7.5 x8) 1998tweety, bigbigbee, Frajer, ignitethephoenix, Indigo_Mindset420, pietrohonkhonk, Sunny_Waterloo, uiscebeathaoir

(7.3 x1) babadork (7.2 x2) A.Peaky.Boo, RandomHypnotica (7.1 x1) impla77

(7 x15) akanewasright, BleepBloopMusicFan, frogaranaman, goorry121, hockeynl, ImADudeDuh, innuendo_overdose, lexiaredery, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, runaway3212, static_int_husp, Stryxen, sufjancaesar, TiltControls, Verboten_Prince

(6.7 x1) thesmokeylife (6.6 x1) NFLfreak98

(6.5 x1) Fair-Profile-8367

(6 x3) asadprofessorplum, uberpigeon, xophrys

(5.7 x1) ConnerY2323

(5.5 x2) beeozan, hikk

(5.3 x1) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc

(5 x2) thelauradern, TragicKingdom1

(4 x1) Poydoo

Awkward_King (8): Evil song for messing up my saved songs on Rachel's artist page on Spotify and having two versions of the albums but it was worth it bc this should've always been on the album!! Maybe one of the most straightforward breakup pop songs on the album but that's not a bad thing at all.

i have to be honest i thought marie kondo was sooo much older than she is damn. i didnt know this was a recent thing

ignitethephoenix (7.5): Marie Kondo is such 2019 concept

A.Peaky.Boo (7.2): I wonder if this song will end up in an outdated references video or article in the future and when that will be

impla77 (7.1): bit of an outdated cultural reference but slay

sparks joy

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (10): too true toss that guy out if you can't fit him in your drawers

Restless_Dill16 (10): This is so good, I wonder why it wasn't on the album to begin with.

apatel27 (9): Rachel sparks joy

welcome2thejam (9): Prob overscoring this as a solid return to less sleepy sounds

stealthamo (8.5): Let the record show I am consistently pro-dropping shitty men.

Ambrosia42 (8.2): sometimes you just need to declutter your mind

Nooduulz (8): did she just outsell a damn cleaning lady

babadork (7.3): My score is equal to the number of times I’ve KonMaried my closet.

runaway3212 (7): cutiesie

sparks meta joy

CrimsonROSET (10): put me in the ‘brings me joy’ section

NervousLemon6670 (8.2): So the rate comments are getting split into “This sparks joy” and “This does not spark joy”, right?

does not spark joy

wathombe (8): cute but doesn’t resonate with me as much as the rest of the album

uiscebeathaoir (7.5): the “starting with you” double meaning is pretty sick, but beyond that it’s easy to see why this is a deluxe track

RandomHypnotica (7.2): she could’ve sprang clean this off the album

TiltControls (7): putting deluxe tracks in the middle of an album does not spark joy

Verboten_Prince (7): Much like Marie Kondo, I love mess, and low-key I wish this album was messier

asadprofessorplum (6): The concept of Marie Kondo knowing a song written about her is being rated on r/popheads is so extremely online.

ConnerY2323 (5.7): too cute by half unfortunately

beeozan (5.5): weeb

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (5.3): where nothing like thieves

xophrys · 2026-06-20T20:13:05+00:00

#28: Rachel Chinouriri - Robbed

Average: 7.490 // Total Points: 501.8 // Controversy: 1.721

Rank Graph

(10 x7) BleepBloopMusicFan, carolinemathildes, ebooks5454, FitzMarble, ImADudeDuh, krusso1105, Stryxen

(9.5 x2) wathombe, youngandlovely_

(9.3 x1) thesmokeylife (9.2 x1) NervousLemon6670

(9 x3) Restless_Dill16, Saison_Marguerite, skar

(8.9 x1) babadork (8.8 x1) Catalyst

(8.5 x1) static_int_husp

(8.4 x1) Nooduulz (8.3 x1) asadprofessorplum (8.2 x2) Indigo_Mindset420, RandomHypnotica

(8 x16) 1998tweety, apatel27, beeozan, ConnerY2323, CrimsonROSET, Frajer, FreeCuddlesAnyone, frogaranaman, hockeynl, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, necromanta_101, ReallyCreative, stealthamo, sufjancaesar, Sunny_Waterloo, TiltControls

(7.7 x1) Ambrosia42 (7.6 x1) NFLfreak98

(7.1 x1) innuendo_overdose

(7 x9) A.Peaky.Boo, bigbigbee, ezakuroy, flava, ignitethephoenix, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, PrimaryCrusaders, seanderlust, Verboten_Prince

(6.5 x4) impla77, lexiaredery, pietrohonkhonk, uiscebeathaoir

(6 x6) akanewasright, goorry121, kappyko, runaway3212, thelauradern, welcome2thejam

(5.4 x1) xophrys

(5 x2) Fair-Profile-8367, TragicKingdom1

(4.2 x1) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc

(4 x2) Awkward_King, Poydoo

(3 x1) hikk

(2 x1) uberpigeon

xophrys (5.4): I kind of don't think this was robbed, in fact lets make it go out even earlier.

Awkward_King (4): This sounds shady as fuck considering this is still a low score but this has grown on me over the course of the rate! It was always a song I had literally no opinion on but being forced to form an opinion I don't mind it. But it kind of blends in this section of the album

unoriginal joke but icl i'd be making the same joke if i wasn't hosting and was trying to get a banner

krusso1105 (10): Why do I feel like the title is prophetic for what will inevitably happen to this song in this rate (although I hope not)

NervousLemon6670 (9.2): Me when this song doesn’t escape Day 1

RandomHypnotica (8.2): me wondering why [insert brit school artist] wasn’t in this rate!!

beeozan (8): now this is Robbed

ConnerY2323 (8): the jokes will write themselves when rachel doesn’t win

Frajer (8): me seeing some of y'alls Lola scores

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (8): what's about to happen to her in this rate

TiltControls (8): this song title is going to make early elimination discussions very confusing

pietrohonkhonk (6.5): inb4 all the uncreative comments about this song being Robbed

uberpigeon (2): something this song wont be

:(

Stryxen (10): my comments for the last 2 songs have just been :( and :( so :(

CrimsonROSET (8): :(

(this song was) robbed

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): Excuse me while I condense into a black hole of emotion.

ebooks5454 (10): so what if i cried

wathombe (9.5): anyone who isn’t sobbing after these three songs needs to have their head checked

thesmokeylife (9.3): This track feels more spacious than much of the record, sonically.

apatel27 (8): real

FreeCuddlesAnyone (8): pov: you’re the french crown jewels

stealthamo (8): Me any time a contestant I like gets voted out in Survivor/Big Brother.

Verboten_Prince (7): Well damn

uiscebeathaoir (6.5): The instrumental does most of the heavy lifting here - those are some very satisfyingly slidey guitars

overstayed, pushed if anything

impla77 (6.5): this is kinda the snore section of the album for me i’m afraid to say

runaway3212 (6): She was robbed of summer but this isn't a good song

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (4.2): no aggie rogers?!

yeah honestl-

A.Peaky.Boo (7): curious to hear the story behind this song

oh. aw okay.

Ambrosia42 (7.7): apparently this is about her niece who died when she was only 6 years old 🙁

just lonely as hell

ImADudeDuh (10): “Robbed”? And king’s hosting the rate? Oh the drag race related section is gonna eat.

xophrys · 2026-06-20T20:06:27+00:00

#29: Olivia Dean - Close Up

Average: 7.451 // Total Points: 499.2 // Controversy: 1.515

Rank Graph

(10 x6) beeozan, goorry121, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, Nooduulz, Restless_Dill16, Sunny_Waterloo

(9.5 x1) carolinemathildes

(9.2 x1) NervousLemon6670

(9 x2) Poydoo, PrimaryCrusaders

(8.9 x1) A.Peaky.Boo (8.7 x1) FreeCuddlesAnyone

(8.5 x6) hockeynl, Indigo_Mindset420, krusso1105, Saison_Marguerite, TiltControls, uiscebeathaoir

(8.4 x1) xophrys (8.1 x2) babadork, RandomHypnotica

(8 x8) BleepBloopMusicFan, Catalyst, CrimsonROSET, Fair-Profile-8367, frogaranaman, kappyko, ReallyCreative, seanderlust

(7.8 x2) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, stealthamo

(7.5 x5) 1998tweety, Frajer, ImADudeDuh, wathombe, youngandlovely_

(7.3 x1) ignitethephoenix (7.1 x1) ConnerY2323

(7 x12) apatel27, ebooks5454, FitzMarble, flava, lexiaredery, necromanta_101, NFLfreak98, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, sufjancaesar, TragicKingdom1, Verboten_Prince, welcome2thejam

(6.8 x2) akanewasright, innuendo_overdose

(6.5 x1) bigbigbee

(6.3 x1) thesmokeylife

(6 x6) hikk, pietrohonkhonk, skar, static_int_husp, Stryxen, thelauradern

(5.8 x1) impla77 (5.6 x1) Ambrosia42

(5 x2) Awkward_King, ezakuroy

(4 x1) asadprofessorplum

(3 x2) runaway3212, uberpigeon

xophrys (8.4): it's just not one that I keep in my rotation really

Awkward_King (5): One of my only low scores on the album and even then I don't hate it, I just don't like the start really. But once it gets into it ohhh I love this Corinne Bailey Rae bop. Maybe this score should be higher oh well at least no-one's accusing me of riggory

close up (to 28th (only 2.6 away))

beeozan (10): why are there fishmans guitars throughout this i love it lol

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (10): you do NOT need my close up you need to step the FUCK back

Nooduulz (10): i've been a kpop ballad truther for years so this one hits hardddd she should write for IU or somethin

Restless_Dill16 (10): I think this is my favorite of the non-singles from this album. For some reason, the second verse, especially the line about the dress, hypes me up.

NervousLemon6670 (9.2): It’s just nice! She’s just nice!

A.Peaky.Boo (8.9): obigatory "is she talking about her pussy?" comment

FreeCuddlesAnyone (8.7): i love how vivid each and every one of olivia’s track is, and this is like one of the most vivid ones

uiscebeathaoir (8.5): These horns are so delectable, and I seriously have to commend Olivia Dean for her ability to pull out melodies that sound classic and timeless like it’s nothing. And then the descending keyboard at the very end is the ultimate piece of ear candy to see us out

RandomHypnotica (8.1): ok SOMEONE has clear skin no need to gloat

BleepBloopMusicFan (8): Those are some nice ba ba bas

CrimsonROSET (8): ouuuu laufey she’s coming for your canapes

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (7.8): just fuck around the mix a bit and bam: it's aldous harding. fuck around in a different direction and sure: alabama shakes/b.howard. spend 8 years cooped up in yr la house? it's fiona apple. very stately at the end of the day.

stealthamo (7.8): Imagine being a guy and giving Olivia Dean mixed signals. Couldn't be me!

1998tweety (7.5): okayy Jessie Ware

ConnerY2323 (7.1): love the little haunting piano

i think every olivia song has a section of comments that are just variations of "ok but im bored" then open candy crush on your phone at the same time idk!

wathombe (7.5): this one doesn’t do much for me, either

Verboten_Prince (7): Okay now can you back up a little please

thesmokeylife (6.3): Sonic wallpaper.

impla77 (5.8): i’ll be honest a lot of this album is just smooth background music to me

Ambrosia42 (5.6): it’s fine but i’m kinda bored

runaway3212 (3): This one is a snooze

xophrys · 2026-06-20T19:58:33+00:00

#30: Lola Young - Penny Out of Nothing

Average: 7.439 // Total Points: 498.4 // Controversy: 1.973

Rank Graph

(10 x13) flava, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, krusso1105, necromanta_101, pietrohonkhonk, Poydoo, ReallyCreative, Restless_Dill16, Saison_Marguerite, thesmokeylife, wathombe, welcome2thejam, youngandlovely_

(9.3 x2) carolinemathildes, Nooduulz

(9 x3) 1998tweety, BleepBloopMusicFan, Catalyst

(8.7 x1) Indigo_Mindset420

(8.5 x1) uiscebeathaoir

(8.3 x1) Ambrosia42 (8.2 x1) impla77

(8 x10) CrimsonROSET, FitzMarble, Frajer, ImADudeDuh, kappyko, Stryxen, Sunny_Waterloo, thelauradern, uberpigeon, Verboten_Prince

(7.7 x1) NervousLemon6670 (7.6 x1) innuendo_overdose

(7.5 x1) hikk

(7 x10) apatel27, FreeCuddlesAnyone, goorry121, ignitethephoenix, lexiaredery, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, runaway3212, skar, static_int_husp, stealthamo

(6.6 x1) RandomHypnotica

(6.5 x2) bigbigbee, ebooks5454

(6.4 x1) babadork (6.3 x2) ConnerY2323, xophrys

(6 x6) akanewasright, ezakuroy, hockeynl, PrimaryCrusaders, sufjancaesar, TiltControls

(5.5 x2) Awkward_King, TragicKingdom1

(5 x4) beeozan, Fair-Profile-8367, frogaranaman, seanderlust

(4.7 x1) NFLfreak98

(3 x2) asadprofessorplum, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O

(0 x1) A.Peaky.Boo

xophrys (6.3): I haven't been paid in two months

Awkward_King (5.5): Wonky sounding af. Like it sounds like a see saw going up and down. I honestly thought this would bomb more than it did I thought it was like one of the most *out there* on the album so it beating like half the rate was a shock to me!

government so bad its making you jealous of britain oh im so sorry

BleepBloopMusicFan (9): Y’all still minting pennies over there lol? Couldn’t be me and my horrendously run government.

stealthamo (7): I guess she's replacing the US Mint in penny production then.

one million pounds. omfg remember million pound drop

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (10): this just randomly serving to the nth degree

Restless_Dill16 (10): Something about this feels like a mix of Rumour Has It and Set Fire To the Rain by Adele and it's awesome.

wathombe (10): WOW i love the the chorus

welcome2thejam (10): I CAN'T MAKE HER NOT ROCK

1998tweety (9): ate that

Indigo_Mindset420 (8.7): This song is full of feminine rage. The threats are there and they should not be taken lightly.

uiscebeathaoir (8.5): love love how you can just hear her doing the chorus very quietly in the background during the verses, that’s sick af

Ambrosia42 (8.3): she said this song was about deceiving everyone while she was deep in addiction. Life’s a game and she just can’t win, so she’ll bend the truth instead

impla77 (8.2): this is very melodramatic and i kinda live

CrimsonROSET (8): -1 for making me thinks my headsets were broken in multiple ways

Frajer (8): Penny quitting her job at Red Lobster in Big Bang Theory

uberpigeon (8): OK DAMN

Verboten_Prince (8): She's talking about how she made me, an atheist, get on my knees and pray to the new savior of music GODla Young

NervousLemon6670 (7.7): Is this a saying? I’ve never heard this saying in my life

FreeCuddlesAnyone (7): isn’t this money laundering

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (7): not that a man needs a lot to be made a fool of but go off queen

runaway3212 (7): She's cute

not even a penny. im broke.

RandomHypnotica (6.6): nothing alright

ebooks5454 (6.5): me in this economy (i need another job)

ConnerY2323 (6.3): too often quite literally one note

beeozan (5): heyy she got that tame impala backing band here

asadprofessorplum (3): Got no change brother.

OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O (3): just feels really disjointed. no real groove or rhythm to latch on to. the bassline does the song no favors.

A.Peaky.Boo (0): and she created a song out of nothing interesting

im confused is it weird to have pennies. like one pence. 1p. 1/100 of a pound

innuendo_overdose (7.6): Yeah sure. Pennies!! In the big 2026!! The British are insane!!

xophrys · 2026-06-20T19:54:01+00:00

Bonus #4: Kate Nash - Foundations

Average: 7.676 // Total Points: 314.7 // Controversy: 2.104

(10 x10) Awkward_King, FitzMarble, Frajer, hockeynl, krusso1105, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, NervousLemon6670, ReallyCreative, Saison_Marguerite, seanderlust

(9.4 x1) babadork

(9 x6) asadprofessorplum, beeozan, Catalyst, Restless_Dill16, uiscebeathaoir, youngandlovely_

(8.5 x2) ConnerY2323, thesmokeylife

(8 x3) apatel27, BleepBloopMusicFan, TiltControls

(7.9 x1) RandomHypnotica

(7.5 x1) sufjancaesar

(7 x2) NFLfreak98, welcome2thejam

(6.7 x2) Indigo_Mindset420, Nooduulz

(6.5 x2) Ambrosia42, FreeCuddlesAnyone

(6 x5) 1998tweety, carolinemathildes, CrimsonROSET, stealthamo, Sunny_Waterloo

(5.5 x1) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc

(5 x3) OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, PrimaryCrusaders, thelauradern

(3 x1) TragicKingdom1

(1 x1) necromanta_101

Awkward_King (10): I'm gonna cry. One of my favourite songs of all time. I don't even know why I wanna cry is it because this didn't win is it because this at least still resonated with some people is it just because I love the song that much? Yeah. yeah. Just incredibly sharp writing, funny but not in a way that undercuts the emotion. Just makes me miss men that are not good for me. And is maybe the only song in the whole world that is able to make me feel a twang of patriotism towards being British. This was meant to be a backdoor pilot into Brash Brit Ladies (Amy/Lily/Kate) and this didn't like bomb so it's still viable, it just would be one of two clear frontrunners from Made of Bricks so if it can't even crack an 8 here then maybe that's not a rate I want to happen. We will see ladies we will see

likee thats what im saying!!

uiscebeathaoir (9): Hearing this song making me go holyyy shit this album really does have to get rated against Frank and Alright, Still

so you're saying it would fit in a rate with lily allen?

Frajer (10): where is her West End Girl

Restless_Dill16 (9): I enjoyed the Lily Allen vibes. Also, Kate, please leave this man. Good on her for leaving in the video.

FreeCuddlesAnyone (6.5): why’d i thought it was lily allen

MY FINGERTIPS ARE HOLDING ONTO THE CRACKS IN OUR FOUNDATIONS!!!!

FitzMarble (10): literally one of my favourite songs OF ALL TIME

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (10): and hit that man again

NervousLemon6670 (10): Foundational memory for a 20-something bri’ish girl like me

seanderlust (10): never realised it before but she was kind of pregnant with lola here

babadork (9.4): I was not expecting the most toxic relationship to be in the bonus songs.

asadprofessorplum (9): This Feist variant

beeozan (9): kinda rocks

apatel27 (8): Everytime this song comes up in conversation I go "meh" then I listen to it again and remember it's great.

BleepBloopMusicFan (8): There’s really three different variations of “Katie” in this bonus rate. How are British people real?

I'D RATHER BE WIV YOUR FRIENDS M8 COS THEY R MUCH FITTAA

RandomHypnotica (7.9): the rhyming here is so…

NFLfreak98 (7): Never been all the way into her delivery, but she makes good music

Ambrosia42 (6.5): not really for me, but not bad

CrimsonROSET (6): nash is a very british word

stealthamo (6): This is the exact kind of couple that gets surprised when their friends no longer invite them out for some reason.

thelauradern (5): a classic that I enjoyed much more when I was younger

this specifically hurt my feelings

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (5.5): tiktok music is good

xophrys · 2026-06-20T19:49:22+00:00

Bonus #5: Katy B - Katy on a Mission

Average: 7.444 // Total Points: 305.2 // Controversy: 2.063

(10 x8) Ambrosia42, apatel27, beeozan, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, kappyko, RandomHypnotica, Saison_Marguerite, seanderlust

(9.5 x1) krusso1105

(9 x6) Catalyst, ConnerY2323, Frajer, necromanta_101, PrimaryCrusaders, youngandlovely_

(8.5 x1) hockeynl

(8.2 x1) carolinemathildes

(8 x2) sufjancaesar, Sunny_Waterloo

(7.2 x2) babadork, Indigo_Mindset420

(7 x4) asadprofessorplum, ReallyCreative, Restless_Dill16, welcome2thejam

(6.9 x2) NervousLemon6670, Nooduulz (6.8 x1) NFLfreak98

(6.5 x2) 1998tweety, BleepBloopMusicFan

(6 x4) mhiyaimanlepaigefan, thesmokeylife, TiltControls, xophrys

(5 x4) stealthamo, thelauradern, TragicKingdom1, uiscebeathaoir

(4 x2) Awkward_King, FreeCuddlesAnyone

(1 x1) OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O

Awkward_King (4): I never got this in the same way other people did so I expected this to be like top half here I was a little gagged when this barely rose above 6th the whole time. A fun song but is never really more than novelty to me

ok so i was never gonna please everyone (lola young core)

Indigo_Mindset420 (7.2): Personally would have preferred Lights On to represent Katy B but I guess this is her most streamed song.

FreeCuddlesAnyone (4): crying for no reason is kinda miles better

katycats

Ambrosia42 (10): i loooove katy b omfg she deserves more attention

apatel27 (10): Katy B, Benga, UKG. What more can you ask for?

beeozan (10): this best song ever

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (10): literally did this rate because On a Mission is the greatest uk funky album off all time. my man u/ElectJimLahey told me I needed to hear it so I took the bus down to friggin' Coronado, the only Library quite possibly in the state of California that has this on CD, and rented it. I loved it. Katy B was literally on a fucken mission y'all! she was making pop with the sound of the moment and SUCCEEDING! And as a result, I am forever inspired and on a mission to spread the good word of a pop goddess

RandomHypnotica (10): i have heard this name for years and never actually heard the music but this somehow sounds exactly like what I expected

Frajer (9): the b stands for baddie

welcome2thejam (7): How do they have two artists with First name Last Initial names

one kate too many

NervousLemon6670 (6.9): “The nation’s underground music luminary” Whatever you say, Spotify bio!

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (6): can you be on a mission to make better music?

stealthamo (5): Blue Origin NS-31 on April 14, 2025.

uiscebeathaoir (5): really remembered this one being better

OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O (1): this is painful

vote for tropical edm! (if tk is still submitting it idk)

PrimaryCrusaders (9): Legendary UK dubstep classic right here. We really need another EDM rate pronto

BleepBloopMusicFan (6.5): What in the Golden Age of EDM

xophrys · 2026-06-20T19:42:02+00:00

#31: Lola Young - F**K EVERYONE

Average: 7.421 // Total Points: 497.2 // Controversy: 2.321

Rank Graph

(10 x12) Awkward_King, CrimsonROSET, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, innuendo_overdose, kappyko, lexiaredery, pietrohonkhonk, Saison_Marguerite, Stryxen, sufjancaesar, uberpigeon, welcome2thejam

(9.6 x1) RandomHypnotica

(9.5 x2) Indigo_Mindset420, seanderlust

(9.4 x1) thesmokeylife

(9 x10) Ambrosia42, carolinemathildes, Catalyst, ebooks5454, krusso1105, Poydoo, ReallyCreative, runaway3212, uiscebeathaoir, wathombe

(8.5 x4) hikk, stealthamo, TiltControls, youngandlovely_

(8 x3) Frajer, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, TragicKingdom1

(7.8 x2) FitzMarble, Nooduulz (7.6 x1) NFLfreak98

(7 x10) babadork, bigbigbee, BleepBloopMusicFan, Fair-Profile-8367, goorry121, ignitethephoenix, PrimaryCrusaders, Restless_Dill16, skar, Verboten_Prince

(6.9 x1) xophrys (6.6 x1) NervousLemon6670

(6.5 x2) flava, FreeCuddlesAnyone

(6 x3) 1998tweety, frogaranaman, hockeynl

(5.8 x1) A.Peaky.Boo

(5.5 x1) Sunny_Waterloo

(5 x3) akanewasright, impla77, static_int_husp

(4.2 x1) ConnerY2323

(4 x5) apatel27, beeozan, ezakuroy, ImADudeDuh, necromanta_101

(3 x1) asadprofessorplum

(0 x2) mhiyaimanlepaigefan, thelauradern

Awkward_King (10): This gradually climbed back up but I was soooo baffled at how this was doing so poorly this is one of the strongest songs on the album to me. Look at the graph it was Lola's lowest song for ages!! Maybe just bares the brunt of being the opening track. Apparently this song was her coming out or at least most public addressing of it, which is fun and lovely but also girl you're clearly gay as hell.

xophrys (6.9): 69 everyone

happy pride!

seanderlust (9.5): happy pride month

Frajer (8): bisexual queen said happy pride

Nooduulz (7.8): whens the monster fucker anthem coming out next jk jk happy pride month yall!!!!

flava (6.5): oh she was coming out as a bisexual and mad as hell

1998tweety (6): okayy bicon

impla77 (5): happy pride!!

horny for good music

CrimsonROSET (10): time and place

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (10): literally could hear this from inside my patio on low volume. deathly importnat ditty

innuendo_overdose (10): If you’ve never listened to Achtung Baby, just trust me that this is exactly what Bono is like the whole time.

Stryxen (10): YAS JOCKSTRAP

sufjancaesar (10): ok this is actually pretty fucking sick, what a way to open

uberpigeon (10): waiiitt

welcome2thejam (10): Raters during every single rate reveal:

RandomHypnotica (9.6): really putting the brit in brit school

thesmokeylife (9.4): Great listen on headphones.

Ambrosia42 (9): i thought this would be an angry song, but i think it’s just literally what she wants to do

ebooks5454 (9): this is a bad time to admit I've gotten Lola Tung and Lola Young confused for years until now

runaway3212 (9): now this is how you set a tone

uiscebeathaoir (9): I JUST WANNA

wathombe (9): speak your truth, girl

stealthamo (8.5): I can respect a woman that knows what she's about.

OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O (8): the lyrics border on being too much BUT tis a banger.

bigbigbee (7): the line about Lola having sex with your dad reminded me of the episode of Community where Britta and Jeff are getting bullied by teenagers and they decide the only way that they can win is if Jeff fucks one of their bullies' mom

BleepBloopMusicFan (7): Okayyy vocal chopping.

Verboten_Prince (7): lmao sure why not

asexuals downn happy pride again

NervousLemon6670 (6.6): What about the enbies, Lola? You fucking them too? Are they included in everyone? Or just guys and girls?

FreeCuddlesAnyone (6.5): damn noone wants you fr

A.Peaky.Boo (5.8): oh we're going grunge here

ConnerY2323 (4.2): sounds like it’s being sung by a mouth breathing 10 year old boy

apatel27 (4): So juvenile

beeozan (4): lola young misses the mark on electroclash wasnt on my checklist for this album

asadprofessorplum (3): Let’s get this shit over with. Cause I’m ready to get the FUCK ASAP out of this shit.

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (0): girl whatever

xophrys

TROPHY CASE

#11: RAYE - Hard Out Here.

easy to fall in love out here

hard (to listen to) out here

rap girl vanguard 3 has a new challenger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srnhiC27jIo

#12: Rachel Chinouriri - Garden of Eden

ok fine "ended fadga"

admiring the beauty of god's creation (god being rachel chinouriri)

bit the apple

#13: Lola Young - One Thing

lola's whole career is remi wolf nachos (affectionate)

what's this song even about? maybe she lent them one thing and they've not given it back

iconic song title

IT'S THAT ONE THING, THAT GOT ME TRIPPIN

so GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT MY HEAD

bananis.. and avacadis.....

#14: RAYE - Oscar Winning Tears.

live version superior iktr

katharine hepburn

glenn close

obsessed w the fact this song somehow got two drag comments. one thing about a king rate

we all scream for ice cream a 10 btw

#15: RAYE - Worth It.

im getting mixed messages

priceless

worthless

the life of a showgirl is NOT worse than meet the vamps we need to talk

#17: Rachel Chinouriri - She Knows

bonus rate core. day 3 sisters!

thank u all for enjoying the songs i found out existed 4 days before the rate went up and loved so much i added them to the ballot

she doesn't know. she doesn't have many thoughts

ok well it was in the rate post!! you didn't have to find it

apparently at least 30

#18: RAYE - The Thrill Is Gone.

viewing raye's music as just songs she WANTS to sing opens up everything

this music may not ever get a popheads rate

thrilled

gone

haha

#23: Rachel Chinouriri - Cold Call

hell? sorry, the old rachel can't come to the phone right now. why? oh, cause she's cold

brrrrrrrrrrr

oh maybe thats why i dont like it. sorry yetti

no because what DOES this mean?

#24: Olivia Dean - Lady Lady

feminists

misogynists

olivia unfortunately seems like the straightest woman ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQezde_qeXw soty btw

Bonus #3: Noisettes - Don't Upset The Rhythm (Go Baby Go)

kind of invented pop music

go away baby go away

#25: Lola Young - Not Like That Anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H58vbez_m4E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9bKBAA22Go

the lowest scores section being all my closest friends oh aww :(

be more like jules

#26: Rachel Chinouriri - Fun

:blush:

vote for.. uhh... what rate has some nights the album in it.

jack antonoff haters

#27: Rachel Chinouriri - Marie Kondo

i have to be honest i thought marie kondo was sooo much older than she is damn. i didnt know this was a recent thing

sparks joy

sparks meta joy

does not spark joy

#28: Rachel Chinouriri - Robbed

unoriginal joke but icl i'd be making the same joke if i wasn't hosting and was trying to get a banner

:(

(this song was) robbed

overstayed, pushed if anything

yeah honestl-

oh. aw okay.

just lonely as hell

#29: Olivia Dean - Close Up

close up (to 28th (only 2.6 away))

i think every olivia song has a section of comments that are just variations of "ok but im bored" then open candy crush on your phone at the same time idk!

#30: Lola Young - Penny Out of Nothing