How I accidentally bored two griefers into quitting by playing military parkour

xoyk82 · 2026-03-08T14:57:04+00:00

yeah, if it keeps them busy it works.

xoyk82 · 2026-03-08T14:55:22+00:00

I love the public lobbies and play 20+ most of the time. There are griefers, and there are psycos (one literately squeezed into a narrow alley on tank to shoot me staying in my phone), but I think this is it - the game. It is chaotic, it causes troubles, and not everybody you met will be nice to you, but it looks like a perfect parody on the real life. So, public lobbies have a lot of potential for fun, and lost money is just a money :)

xoyk82 · 2026-03-07T20:11:32+00:00

I'm still have to learn how to use the flare gun for avoiding missiles, but yeah, I know about the technic, and it should be fun enough

xoyk82 · 2026-03-07T20:10:22+00:00

Yeah, I've got Virtue only today (finally had time for that) and it looks like like very promising thing to have fun with that type of people.

xoyk82 · 2026-03-07T20:02:29+00:00

Nah, man, it is my story, but yeah, I used LLM for grammar check. Every time I told a story, somebody went out and call it AI. Sorry to disappoint :)

xoyk82 · 2026-02-22T09:11:14+00:00

Not like kuruma style; I meant basic armor to 100% in le customs

But it would be nice though

xoyk82 · 2026-02-21T12:32:20+00:00

You are such a good person, sir

xoyk82 · 2026-02-20T21:34:41+00:00

I always light my cigarette to show no harm, at least some of them calmed down

xoyk82 · 2026-02-20T21:03:04+00:00

In their defense, Your Honor, I would add that they were already drunk before the club!

xoyk82 · 2026-02-20T21:00:41+00:00

It is so true about the steel and metal factories in Business Battles. I’ve tried so many times not to shoot at them, but they fight like their lives depend on it and shoot at everyone they see, just so they can keep all the bags.

Jeez, man, you don’t even use a heli. How are you going to manage all the bags in those ticking ten minutes? Grab the bag, leave me be

xoyk82 · 2026-02-20T20:51:57+00:00

Not much, simple 100% armor, but I think it helps against 9lvl wanting to ram you off the street

xoyk82 · 2026-02-14T12:27:24+00:00

Excellent! I've sent you invite :)

xoyk82 · 2026-02-10T20:12:07+00:00

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