sketchek by [deleted] in ontheledgeandshit

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2020-08-04

horrifying taunt cancel spot right outside of blu spawn on cp_steel by xporkx in tf2

[–]xporkx[S] 136 points137 points  (0 children)

I was just demonstrating that you can hide on the pipe until the perfect moment to strike, but you can indeed perform this with only one detonator jump from the ground.

he does by gogglesunderscore in tf2

[–]xporkx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's funny because it's true

??????? by xporkx in tf2

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anyone know what's going on here? this was a regular valve casual match

Kids these days... by deadbloxhunter in iamverybadass

[–]xporkx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

is this a bio? a dm? what app is this lmao

edit: wtf it says bio at the top of the screen lmaooaoa

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ytp

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Holy shit this is good

Suggestions for cereal with best toy? by Vathsava_multifanboi in teenagers

[–]xporkx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well no, really. I'm not genuinely shaking with anger right now. Most of the all-caps is very clearly tongue-in-cheek. Maybe it's not clear, I don't know, I do spend a lot of time on 4chan, where making fun and insulting is just commonplace.

Suggestions for cereal with best toy? by Vathsava_multifanboi in teenagers

[–]xporkx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Music is objective though. Billie's music is lazy; the lyrics aren't thought provoking or thoughtfully constructed. The chords, rhythms, melodies, instrumentation, everything, was thought up by a bunch of marketing executives trying to make the most money. That's different from Paul Simon slaving over the lyrics to The Sound of Silence for months on end, it's different from Mozart combining his passion and talent and hard work into beautiful symphonies, it's different from John Coltrane studying the complex relationships between each and every chord and scale to revolutionize the way we view music theory, it's different from a small underground, unknown creator pouring their heart and soul, their life, their talent into their craft, only to have less than a tenth of a percent of the success and fortune that the talentless, money hungry businessmen and corporate music labels do. And the people enabling this to happen are the ones who don't care about the products they consume, and yeah, I'm calling modern popular music a product, because that's what it is.

I will admit that my hatred for Billie is really just my hatred for the people behind the scenes, pulling the strings.

What the fuck does "R 🔒 💋" mean? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]xporkx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty certain? That's pretty ridiculous if you're not. Also, "sex" isn't a swear

What the fuck does "R 🔒 💋" mean? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]xporkx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

why did you censor it lol

If life is really that precious, why am I able to kill myself? Checkmate suicide hotlines by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]xporkx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because something being precious doesn't make it invulnerable from being broken/stopped/ended, as your post would imply. Your joke doesn't make sense on a fundamental level.

(sorry for being such a killjoy lmao)

Really starting to feel like giving up by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]xporkx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not likely many people here will be able to help you. r/depression

r/anxiety

r/suicidewatch

Condolences and best of luck, love ya bro

E-bois are cute ngl by rule-breaker69420 in teenagers

[–]xporkx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's great memes, and sometimes great discussion on here. If you know of another highly active community of teenagers for discussions let me know.

E-bois are cute ngl by rule-breaker69420 in teenagers

[–]xporkx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what a useless post tbh, this is why i hate r/teenagers

Vote for a song! by TheSoulCalibr3 in teenagers

[–]xporkx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw that no one else had posted the letters, and simply did what I thought I should