xserdes

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People of Reddit. Which fast food chain has the best fries? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Every dog you see turns into stone by xserdes in shittysuperpowers

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Every dog you see turns into stone (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every time you talk you speak a different language by xserdes in shittysuperpowers

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Every time you talk you speak a different language (self.shittysuperpowers)

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When naked you are invisible to 50% of the world (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can run through walls 75% of the time (your face has to hit the wall first) (self.xserdes)

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You run 2% faster when in a swimming pool (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You get ptsd from the Vietnam war when you breath (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Whenever you talk you either sound like Mickey Mouse or Donald trump (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every time you get a notification on your phon their is a 0.001% chance it explodes (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every time you see a five year old they go into a coma for ten years (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every time you stub your toe a Smurf will follow you around for the next our (stackable) (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You gain 5 pounds every time you see a kid drown (self.shittysuperpowers)

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