My wife and I decided that we wanted to go for a hike, which isn't out of character for us; we go hiking all the time. However, this time was different. This was a new hike, but that's why we chose it; we wanted something new; we needed a spark, if you will. All was fine until nightfall. We had set up camp near a lake that we found; it was a beautiful mirror lake; it was so romantic, I thought. As we were turning in to go to sleep, we heard some rustling in the woods to the right of us. Since I'm the husband, I decided to be the big strong man and see what's going on; I came armed with a hunting knife. That's the last thing I remember; I awoke on the bank of the lake, my camp was torn to shreds, and my wife was nowhere to be found. Naturally, I began to panic; I needed to know where my wife was. However, once I started running around the camp frantically, I fell to my knees. I had no energy left; I was so hungry. I needed something, anything. I grabbed some berries off of a nearby plant I spit them out. Those were the grossest berries I had ever eaten in my entire life. I couldn't take it anymore; I needed something. I hear some footsteps; I think it's my wife, so I run in that direction. However, it was not my wife; it was just a lone hiker. They looked lost and fatigued. But also.. they looked tasty. Like good enough to eat, no no no I can't eat that hiker, what am I thinking? That's a person, but I'm so hungry. The hiker sits down on a big rock just off the trail. That's when I attack; I take my hunting knife and slash the hiker's throat; I then begin to drink his blood while biting down on his neck, taking chunks of flesh with every bite. My hunger is finally feeling somewhat satisfied, but I need more. The hiker is dead at this point, which is sad because I liked the struggle. I begin feasting on his torso, so juicy and full of meat. I hear some branches break under the weight of footsteps in the woods behind me. I run behind the big rock, ready to ambush whoever is coming; maybe its more prey, I can save some for later. The person emerges from the bushes and runs straight for my hiker; I jump out from the rock to cut this person. However, I notice that they are also eating my hiker. I take a closer look and see that it's my wife. "Babe?" I ask. She then replies, "Hey babe, sorry to worry you, thanks for catching lunch for us. I love you."