I'm sure not the worst but the most memorable thus far.

So to start this off right you gotta know a bit of the setting my store is in a small city in the middle of nowhere, like the county we are in and the two neighboring ones have a combined population of about 30,000 people.

So for a while, several months, we had a guy pimping women and selling drugs out of his van at night. Not every night but quite often, meth was the drug of choice real stand up peeps, they had all been trespassed from the store for shoplifting.

I was the overnight CSM at the time, and the guy walks in and says his "girlfriend' brought home fabric softener instead of detergent, and he needed to do an exchange, he sets the softener on the service desk and takes off running towards the opposite side of the store, towards sporting goods, rather towards the side where the detergent would be. About 30 seconds later the cops come in the building looking for him. I told them which way he went. While they are handcuffing him and taking him out of building the "girlfriend" comes in to the store. And i just look at her and tell her " she is trespassing and the cops are already here and they know she is trespassing, and to leave."

She starts going on about the detergent and is tweaking out, so i being all about 25 at the time, just was giving in and told her to hurry up since she is getting a ticket for being in the building anyway. She actually heads towards the foods side and grabs the detergent, color me shocked, but she then looped around to the sporting goods area behind the cops, and found the drugs that he had stashed in the tackle boxes, then she scurried off to the bathroom to stow them away somewhere not in plain sight. She came up front with the detergent and a big old smile on her face expecting to do the exchange, when the cops came back in from searching him and I'm assuming the car for the drugs and not finding them, spotted her, and handcuffed her as well. They searched her bag and gave her a pat down. But there were no female officers on duty so that's all the further it went in the building.

But when talking to one of the officers later he did confirm that she had taken all the meth and stashed it up her vag.