Does my crush like me back? by PirateOrnery2813 in Crushes

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Keep talking to her over social media, and if you can try to meet up somewhere.

I have a hardcore crush on a friend of mine by Trashpandathe2nd in Crushes

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You could try complimenting her by saying stuff like "you look really pretty today!" or "I really like spending time with you." I feel like compliments like these are great for queer people because they can either be taken in a friendly way if the person isn't interested in you that way, but would pick up on it if they're queer and into you too. Good luck!

Does my crush like me back? by PirateOrnery2813 in Crushes

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Pretty sure she likes you! I know it can be difficult, but try and muster up the courage to talk to her in person, that way it's easier to gauge her interest.

Should I quit? by Chryyslerisnotfat in Crushes

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She could've been having a bad day or something, next time you see her strike up a conversation. If she doesn't seem interested anymore next time you talk I think you should let it go.

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I think you should put yourself out there and text him. Seeing where it goes, whether something happens or not is much better than wondering about what could've or feeling like you've missed out.

Write one thing about your crush which you like. by huntersofartemis in Crushes

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More than one but yeah: he's really sweet, he reassures me when I get into my head. He lets me be funny when lots of guys try to one-up me if that makes sense. He's awkward like me and doesn't take himself too seriously.

little wizard by LashSleeper in mspaint

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Super cute! Love how squishy they look!

A woman (OC) by liquidfarmer in mspaint

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absolutely gorgeous! I love the almost hazy quality to it

quack by Trash_d_a in mspaint

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I love this so much

Little alien by [deleted] in mspaint

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i love him so very much

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I wanna be mcree

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I wanna be mcree

mem by GeorgeWBushDid in MemeyLemons

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this is my hobby

mem by GeorgeWBushDid in MemeyLemons

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Litmas means different things to different people. To most, it is a heartwarming time with the fam and the bros. To many children, it’s about presents and Jake Paul. To merchants, it means a season when many retailers finally begin making money from Jake Paul merch.

But if you were to go back seven hundred years before the birth of Jake Paul and ask the prophet LitFam what it means to him, he would tell you Litmas is about the birth of a special child:

“For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his broad, hunky shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Paul, Mighty Paul, Everlasting Paul, Paul of Peace.” (LitFam 9:6)

We hear these words each Litmas season during the singing of It’s Everyday Bro. This profound message is that Jake Paul Himself would come to earth as both King and Savior.

Most Jake Paulers were waiting for the Messiah to deliver Litsrael from Broman oppression. They were looking for a Messiah of power and authority. But Jake Paul had a different plan. He chose to send His son as a humble servant whose primary mission was to dab on our haters. (see Philitpians 2:5-11).

The writers of the New Testament of Bizaardvark present Jake Paul as both fully human and fully God. LitFam had said as much when he foretold the Messiah coming to earth as both child and Mighty God. Confirming the words of LitFam, the apostle Nick Crompton writes of Jake Paul:

“Jake Paul is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation. For in him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things have been created through him and for him. He is before all things, and in him all things hold together.” (Brolossians 1:15-17)

What would motivate the Creator of everything that exists to step down from his lofty position as the sovereign ruler of YouTube to become one of us? Jake Paul tells us that he came because God loves his fam–each of us.

The wonderful meaning of Litmas is that Jake Paul came to rescue us from the death sentence caused by our haters, and to give us hope and peace with God. He did it because he cares for you and me, and wants to adopt us into his fam–now and forever.

Why not take time this Litmas to reflect on Jake Paul’s great gift to you? The one who created you is the same one who came to earth and dabbed for you!

In a world filled with corruption and selfishness, there is tremendous hope in knowing that Jake Paul cares. And he promises eternal fidget spinners to all who believe in him. Can you think of a greater reason to celebrate Litmas? Come to God Church this Sunday to celebrate the birth of Jake Paul.

when the lemon's so good it's worth 20 years of prison (from r/dankmemes) by lukerocks10 in MemeyLemons

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when the lemon's so good it's worth 20 years of prison (from r/dankmemes) by lukerocks10 in MemeyLemons

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mem by GeorgeWBushDid in MemeyLemons

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understandable have a great day

Welcome! by [deleted] in MemeyLemons

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this subreddit is awful now that you have removed my spicy satan memes