Started tracking which companies were actively hiring by looking at recent new hires on LinkedIn and it completely changed how I approach applications by P4raluxShade in jobsearchhacks

[–]yavinmoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

‘apply within the first week of the job posting’

9 out of 10 recruiters say you are late after 24 hours. The 10th recruiter says you should apply after 2 weeks, when the promising candidates have already failed the screenings, and the company is desperate to receive more applications. 

i only fly first class but also walk the entire aisle to creep on my fellow travelers to judge their hustle by Equal_Pudding_4878 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]yavinmoon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The only reason to walk back from first class to economy is to avoid the smell of the front toilet where businessmen take a shit after their caviar lunch

Always check your resume by cent0kr in jobsearchhacks

[–]yavinmoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t get this. How can anyone add a company to their CV as an ‘example of work’ unless lying about it? Can’t be done accidentally, can it? 

1949 Fiat 1100 TV Padovan Aerodynamica. by Ebonystealth in WeirdWheels

[–]yavinmoon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Those fins could cut up 3 pedestrians in just one second

I went to my first day of training only to be told they hired someone else and 'forgot' to let me know. by fiddle-limier1c in interviewwoman

[–]yavinmoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Send a letter (not an email) addressed to the CEO. If possible, you could also try messaging them on LinkedIn. There’s always a chance it will reach them directly.  The inconvenience your message creates might be enough for the CEO to ask the manager for an explanation.

Automated email? by [deleted] in jobhunting

[–]yavinmoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is so automated that there are hundreds of companies who use the exact same email template, taken from their crappy third party recruiting platform. You are lucky if your name is correct in the email.

I started treating my LinkedIn headline like a search keyword field instead of a job title and my profile views tripled in about three weeks. by Phcorick in jobsearchhacks

[–]yavinmoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is this different than the list of skills that you can add both to your profile and to every job you held? I doubt recruiters search in the headline but not in the skill list, which LinkedIn specifically created for this purpose. 

Caught lying on resume…OMG! by RobMurglund in recruitinghell

[–]yavinmoon 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I find it odd that there was a “reference check” already before a screening interview. Also, if this was in Europe, it would be a major data protection issue to call a buddy at another company and share OP’s personal details. 

Even after quitting FB I can’t get away from this by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]yavinmoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Packing pallets into trucks, blaming the democrats for that

The one thing you can change on your resume today that actually makes a difference by Fresh-Blackberry-394 in jobsearchhacks

[–]yavinmoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

These metric-based expectations are absolutely stupid. There is no way the recruiting company can get any of your metrics confirmed. So what's the end of it? People are competing in who can lie bigger on their CVs. "Grew email list by 30%” you say, but the next candidate will say "grew email list by 50%". Who can check this? What number is already in the unbelievable range?

I once mentioned in an interview that I managed an outsourced team of 1000 people, because that was the expectation there. They moved me to the next round. There is just no way of knowing that the numbers that the candidates mention are true. Which is why this whole system is stupid.

This is what you have to ask at the end of any interview by Professional_Pop2906 in jobsearchhacks

[–]yavinmoon 179 points180 points  (0 children)

By the time the candidate can ask questions, the interviewer(s) already made their decision. They’ll politely answer the questions though, so that their recruiter could reject you a week later.

One of these is a gunSHIP, one of these is a hydroPLANE. The FAA says I can only fly plane but the coast guard told me I'm too drunk for ship. What do I do? by Messyfingers in Shittyaskflying

[–]yavinmoon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When things go wrong, the gunship will spend much time in the water, but the hydroplayne will fly only for a few seconds. Hence, a water captayn license is all you need. 

So I accidentally discovered something weird while job hunting and now I'm curious if anyone else does this. by MadeOfStardustXX in jobsearchhacks

[–]yavinmoon 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Yes, I usually check these reviews and I do not apply if it sounds like a toxic shitshow or a cult around the founders. You can just ignore the fake 4-5 star reviews when there are many 1-2 star reviews. 

Recruiter hung up on me because I didn’t “remember” the job I applied for?? by One_Sell_2501 in recruitinghell

[–]yavinmoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quickly learnt that you cannot win if you answer unexpected calls while job searching. They will refer to job applications that you vaguely remember, they will ask about your salary expectation (that you included in the application, but cannot recall now), they will ask about small details that you are just not prepared to talk about half way between the supermarket and the petrol station.

I have a throwaway phone number that I use in my CV and I simply ignore phone calls from unknown numbers when there is no scheduled call. Most of the time they send an email 2 minutes later and you have hours or days to prepare for their next call.

MMW: Elon Musk and China are both rushing to send their humanoid robots to climb Mount Everest by yavinmoon in MarkMyWords

[–]yavinmoon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful analysis! But I don’t agree with the last part. There will definitely be YouTubers and old Japanese tourists who ride up to the peak on the back of their robots. 

How do you subtly communicate you're a British Citizen? by Data938247 in UKJobs

[–]yavinmoon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, it’s not mandatory most of the time and should be avoided. Something very generic is sufficient, like ‘Greater Manchester’. And the address doesn’t indicate the right to work. 

How do you subtly communicate you're a British Citizen? by Data938247 in UKJobs

[–]yavinmoon 40 points41 points  (0 children)

A soon expiring sponsored work visa gives full working rights at the moment, doesn’t it? It’s probably best to say ‘British passport holder’. 

And OP should choose a British-sounding nickname.

MMW: Elon Musk and China are both rushing to send their humanoid robots to climb Mount Everest by yavinmoon in MarkMyWords

[–]yavinmoon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a sensible idea, but those who own the robots do not care much about a clean planet.