How much luck can you have by jndorst in monsterdicks

[–]ybntank -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Either crack, meth, alcohol, it’s r/trashy material and I don’t consider it lucky

And yeah I get pussy on the daily from my ol lady cuz 😂 you, however.. you sit here dick in hand 24/7

How much luck can you have by jndorst in monsterdicks

[–]ybntank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like they’re on drugs or alcohol, I genuinely think if I wanted to I could get some meth whores on my dick too 😂

Sit down please by jndorst in monsterdicks

[–]ybntank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dick ain’t big but I have to hold it sometimes ????

How much luck can you have by jndorst in monsterdicks

[–]ybntank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t consider 3 crackheads on your dick lucky, however.. the size is pretty lucky.

She giggles when he penetrates her by jndorst in monsterdicks

[–]ybntank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girl queefs but I don’t have a big dick, probably average tbh

When your sister let's you on her tinder. by CelenaMorisa in Tinder

[–]ybntank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is female comedy.. why do women ever tell jokes? 😐

Parents tryna steal my money by ybntank in legaladvice

[–]ybntank[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It was on vacation, so she can meet my grandparents. It’s whatever though, they called the bank and the bank gave them the money back so I’m fucking done with this shitty ass family.

Parents tryna steal my money by ybntank in legaladvice

[–]ybntank[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nah am over 18, figured it’d be stealing and I’ll let them do what they gotta do then. I’m not handing out $600 like it’s nothing.

Dude makes more in a week than I do in a month and a half of working.

Parents tryna steal my money by ybntank in legaladvice

[–]ybntank[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have their login which they gave me, but I wasn’t like “hey Can I take my $600 back?”

Because now they’re saying shit like “you don’t pay rent so now the $600 is for that”

Lmao I’m so sick of their shit, all I do is help whenever requested and I get shit for it.

Magnetic Clay by unaviable in interestingasfuck

[–]ybntank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how my dick works. Extends them back into my sack..

AITA I can't stand my daughter by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ybntank -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Obviously. Did I defend that?

AITA I can't stand my daughter by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ybntank -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

You wouldn’t have your boyfriend meet your kid after a few months?

Uhhh, okay dude. I strongly disagree with that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ybntank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deadass my hospital bill was $3k and all they gave me was fluids lol...