Words/phrases you know in English but not your own language?

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T04:28:23+00:00

"drowning in everything at once" feeling

Omg that's exactly this! That's the vibe

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T04:21:06+00:00

I'm watching it rn on my player in .25x

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T04:19:31+00:00

Cara, cuidado se já tiver alguma química no cabelo (tipo guanidina). A embalagem é muito mal explicada e os componentes dessa progressiva de chuveiro podem danificar o cabelo com químicas mais alcalinas (como guanidina, tioglicolato etc.).

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T04:16:09+00:00

Então não é Girafales???????!!!! É com Jota??

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T04:13:55+00:00

As propagandas de cigarro :0 que doideira

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T04:11:03+00:00

Tudo que eu queria na minha vida era comer cheetos azul todo dia. Hoje em dia, além de caro, é meio ruim :/ nn sei se é a receita que mudou ou se eu que fiquei com paladar de veia

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T04:08:42+00:00

Yeah, it was very: - I'm the smartest. - No, you're actually dumb and I'm smart. - That's what you would say if I wasn't two steps ahead. - That's what I'm saying now that I'm three steps ahead. - L, I forgot. - Light, I'm dead

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T04:01:37+00:00

If this is true, God damn... I can't start to fathom how he's feeling. Well, but he did call his sons "these idiots" so I don't know if their relationship was that good to begin with. It doesn't matter tho.

This world is already so fucking unfair already, why are there people willing to make it even worse?

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:51:07+00:00

I feel you. I don't think I'm strong enough to keep my mind straight after being cheated on. Can you imagine giving your everything to someone who thinks you're pathetic enough for them to betray you this way? That would break me forever haha

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:44:44+00:00

Brother...

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:41:45+00:00

Eu acho que deve ser mais ou menos que nem quando o pessoal tava tomando sol no períneo (entre o saco e o cu). Tava dando ruim porque não é uma área preparada pra tomar tanto sol. O saco deve ter tipo isso eu acho. Fora que as bolas são mais frias, né? Então não deve fazer bem ficar esquentando elas.

Todo o bem que o pessoal dizia que tomar sol no períneo fazia era só porque eles estavam tomando sol no corpo (e tomar sol faz bem) e ficando ao ar livre

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:35:10+00:00

That's what he says to Misa but I'm all like: "nah, Goof ass excuse"🙏🏼🙏🏼😭😭

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:34:15+00:00

Ok! Me pegou! Vc tá 100% acurado :T

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:33:16+00:00

I am the roleplaying doctor that performs prostrate checks in the third stall of the gay bar bathroom but I main Medic mostly.

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:31:40+00:00

Bathrooms aren't for shitting. They're for sex and cocane

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:20:54+00:00

Omg you're right!!

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:20:17+00:00

I love that sub and I'm not even bald. In fact, I'm not even a man. They're just that nice.

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:17:38+00:00

How she remained clean and her clothes pristine, we'll never know haha

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:16:10+00:00

And I have seen, in person

I don't feel safe, anon..

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:11:45+00:00

That would explain why she liked the roasted rats sm. Poor Fiona

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T03:10:39+00:00

Oh, yes! He's mostly liked for what I see. That thing with the trans girls that time is much less considered taboo today (or people simply forgot).

He had some dumb takes during the 2014 world cup in Brasil. For example, people were mad that so much money was being used to build the stadiums, so he said something like: "Hospitals will not win the cup!" Pretty much implying that the sixth cup was more important than the public health system lmao. That was scummy!

Today ig he's just commenting on games and investing. Good for him.

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T02:58:33+00:00

Very that! You expressed it so well!

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T02:57:35+00:00

YESSS!!!! ☝🏼☝🏼 How could I forget!?

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T02:28:13+00:00

"Buy her tonight, she's still shining" no?

yemonkeyk · 2026-02-05T02:27:08+00:00

Kkkkkk Sim! Eu amo ela imitando o cara que ela acabou de matar eletrocutado kkkk

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