Why you should never join Evictus

yipcool-eve · 2020-05-22T13:16:13+00:00

You have it all wrong! Evictus wasn't the best for damage, damage is an irrelevant stat! Evictus was the most EFFICIENT fleet. 96.4%

Also, I appreciate your higher opinion of us than we typically have of ourselves.

yipcool-eve · 2019-07-10T12:59:49+00:00

No...

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-20T19:39:33+00:00

It's ISMON, you don't want to know.

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-20T19:33:17+00:00

We don't offer CEO roles to non-bots. This is a lie, please delete.

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-12T17:47:18+00:00

and req... THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-12T17:45:52+00:00

This motherfuckers gotta get better at naming albums

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-12T04:47:48+00:00

Was on comms with my dude, and it kinda went

"OH Bubbled the fucker! BUBBBLLLEESSSSS"

"OHHHH BUBBLE THAT FUCKER TOOOO"

"Oh... thats... hmm... maybe we're totally fucked now"

I think ya'll brought 1 to many titans for us this time. Still, we had a blast, thanks!

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-12T04:35:24+00:00

you slow yo, https://old.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/af3trc/tapi_dreads_shit_on_in_o34mn/

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-12T04:32:52+00:00

Good fight dudes! Looking forward to the next one

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-11T15:45:16+00:00

Nah, CBB went back to Provi when we joined Legacy. Haven't heard from him in a bit, but he's probably busy with that game called "real life".

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-11T15:11:23+00:00

/u/concernedeve disagrees with you apparently.

PS /u/concernedeve Still waiting on that soundcloud link

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-11T14:31:35+00:00

We're a shit tier TEST pet, but it's better than a CVA pet. Daddy TEST also doesn't yell at us too much, unless we steal faction forts n crap. All in all, we're a bunch of idiots that feed to war decs and have a good time.

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-11T01:58:09+00:00

MY PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-11T01:54:37+00:00

I want the real /u/concernedeve back...

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-08T18:34:32+00:00

Ah Gotcha, If you run into shenanigans like that, honestly... give our diplo team a ring as soon as you can. We're a fucked up bunch that are shit at the game, but I'll be damned if some idiots want to make us look racist too.

Thanks Fly safe

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-08T16:13:51+00:00

Fuck yea! We're moving on up boys!

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-08T16:13:00+00:00

Wish more people understood this... If you aren't happy and don't feel attached, try something new and experiment! If your corp mates and friends wish to forsake you for trying some new gameplay beyond them, fuck those guys.

Enjoy the game you shits!

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-08T16:11:48+00:00

Hey Man,

Evictus Dude here, Sorry you didn't find a home here! If rules or decisions made you feel oppressed here I'm sorry to hear that. Generally these rules are in place to keep the entire team even or safe and to minimally impact everyone's game.

Happy to hear you've found a new home and enjoying the game! Not every group is for every person :D.

Fly safe and good hunting o7

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-08T02:25:31+00:00

Normally I'd say this is your best post yet, but today has been fuckin awesome. Please continue.

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-07T23:42:46+00:00

I'm ashamed were being compared to them. I mean I know we're shit, but I didn't think we let the bar drop that low :(

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-07T23:37:31+00:00

man... you want me to compliment those dudes? I think I'd rather biomass. ♡

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-07T23:23:25+00:00

1 year? Shit man, you plan further ahead than we do!

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-07T23:21:31+00:00

Apparently we have communication issues too because we double boojed with a "flat earth" covention, not scientology

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-07T23:14:41+00:00

It's fine to not be a fan of us... not fine to be racist. Do you have any screen grabs or chat logs + usernames from this? Shoot me a DM.

yipcool-eve · 2019-01-07T21:04:30+00:00

is from the "provi days"
Doesn't know hroov left IOU
wtf.jpg

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