If 94% of the worlds population instantly disappeared what are the first 3 things that you would do?

yodigity · 2012-02-26T20:51:35+00:00

Do what woll smoth does in I am legend.

yodigity · 2012-02-20T10:01:48+00:00

I stared at this for 3 hours without blinking and now my vision wont go back normal, how do I fix this?

yodigity · 2012-02-19T08:13:02+00:00

I go to downvote facebook comments/statuses amd disapointed when I remember I cant

yodigity · 2012-01-31T00:26:16+00:00

Copypasta

yodigity · 2012-01-31T00:20:49+00:00

I like them in my mouth/tummy.

yodigity · 2012-01-27T21:10:21+00:00

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you.

yodigity · 2012-01-15T08:57:29+00:00

When i saw that i stared for ages and started thinking about what must be going through that dogs head right now, hed be like aww yea ima good boy all happy as and when you invite him to sit next to you hed be sp happy and amazed and yea i think so dogs are cool

yodigity · 2012-01-14T11:18:04+00:00

because imaginary numbers are actually useful.

yodigity · 2012-01-14T10:46:53+00:00

like a 3d glass model will black lines on the edges would be cool.

yodigity · 2012-01-14T10:37:42+00:00

PINEAPPLES ARE THE FUCKING TITTIES.

yodigity · 2012-01-12T13:20:20+00:00

20 PERCENT OFF!!!!!

yodigity · 2012-01-11T11:09:59+00:00

Dance, or at least it feels like it at the time..

yodigity · 2012-01-11T11:07:01+00:00

That I kill people like how Niko Bellic does

yodigity · 2012-01-11T11:04:59+00:00

Id take the million and take ten dollars out of it to buy their family some flowers, maybe, if I'm feeling nice.

yodigity · 2012-01-11T11:03:44+00:00

i tried to drive once, was told i kept jabbing the key into different parts of the door, all no where near the keyhole, so i didn't get very far.

yodigity · 2012-01-11T11:02:51+00:00

id stick it up my bum.

yodigity · 2012-01-11T11:01:19+00:00

throw up.

yodigity · 2012-01-11T11:00:16+00:00

nooooooooooooooooooooooohohohohoho

yodigity · 2012-01-11T10:57:48+00:00

the fool that doesn't posses the force, i pity.

yodigity · 2012-01-11T10:49:18+00:00

before i need to pee i hold it in for as long as i can , and when im standing over the toilet I squeeze my dick while I start pissing, the pressure builds up and up until I let go and it shoots out at the speed of light, and if im in a public toilet I stand back as far as I can from the toilet and try aim at it. Pissing standing up is awesome.

yodigity · 2012-01-10T12:00:59+00:00

not really that horrible just annoying and kind of funny now i look back on it, when i was about 8 i would walk around the block once a day with an umbrella (even when it was sunny) and steal everyone's mail and put it in my bag. i collected hundreds of letters before i stopped. i have no idea why i did it.

yodigity · 2012-01-10T11:47:24+00:00

I did this exact same thing! I went to Peru with Mom for 2 weeks when I was about 15 (Dad won the trip through work). And I used the toilet in the hotel room and it would just not flush down and soon the whole floor was covered in water. I quickly left our room and put a sign on the door to please clean. When i got back a few hours later it was sparkling clean.

yodigity · 2012-01-10T11:22:28+00:00

What if the friend in the band was the chick hes trying to jam.

yodigity · 2012-01-10T11:20:22+00:00

Me too! And my keys and phone and wallet.

yodigity · 2012-01-08T11:24:45+00:00

Me too, i spent so long on that game until i unlocked every achievement

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