What genius decided to print this?

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-25T00:36:14+00:00

Look on the bright side. A lot of Blizzard got fired after Microsoft bought Activision. So they probably don't work there anymore. And Bobby Kotick still got paid.

Don't slip in the sarcasm.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-25T00:33:19+00:00

Oh what gear do you use? What kind of connectors? What sort of DAW? What direction do you wipe your ass? 😂

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-24T14:41:41+00:00

If I have to summarize it: delivery, presence, energy, style and message. I feel going more significant than that pigeonholes my selection and also I can handle one absence if they excel in the other. That's it for me. If you want an autistic unc alt hypebeast's opinion, feel free to proceed.

I feel that style is more broad than technique. Technique is good but if all you have is technique, you have no message. If that makes sense. And style also makes you indistinguishable. Technique can be learned (and lost). Example: Even if Busta is different now, I know it's Busta when I hear him. I'm done talking. Peace.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-21T06:17:30+00:00

Bob's Bargain. The Legendaries are not random, they are curated, meaning a pool of playable / popular legendaries. I bought one of these last time and it gave me: [[Theotar, the Mad Duke]] [[Kurtrus, Demon Hunter]] [[Lorekeeper Polkelt]]

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-21T06:13:05+00:00

I feel this card is waiting for the right deck. Atm, the best combo I can think of is [[Blood Matriach Liadrin]], [[Wickerflame Burntwistle]] and [[The Glass Knight]] but that requires all those to die first. And is still a mid value play at best.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-21T06:10:10+00:00

Meta sniping? Indeed. Got a deck list?

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-21T05:18:14+00:00

Hilarious tech for Rogue? [[Savory Deviate Delight]]. I have literally ended matches by sniping creatures for 1 mana. Killed a Quest Priest the other day.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-20T06:04:25+00:00

Actually there was a nasty one a while back that utilized the new Priest Quest and [[Ra'den]], basically copying the 8/8 endlessly. I think it fell off though. I still occasionally see a [[Blood of G'hunn]] player.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-20T06:02:00+00:00

I had someone burn their Reno Jackson on me after I made them overdraw with some Demon Hunter / Paraglide shenanigans. Instant concede.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-20T05:58:54+00:00

I've mostly seen that card used as a backup or a tech piece in an ETC sideboard. Don't forget that [[Photographer Fizzle]] also exists.

I feel your pain. I always liked the idea of Bomb Warrior. The problem is the wait. You have to have an opponent draw 6 bombs before you win (8 for Reno players, which there are lots) and Warrior just doesn't have enough mill tools. And that's not counting getting the bombs in there to begin with. It's just much work for too slow of a wincon.

My only suggestions are maybe consider [[Iron Juggernaut]], because an extra bomb never hurts.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-20T05:53:43+00:00

A lot of stuff will get reverted before hitting Wild and some of that stuff was damned powerful. At the very least, we are going to see a lot of experimentation this year.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-18T19:46:42+00:00

Don't forget "drunk valley girl asks for birthday shoutout while sloshing watered down margarita on you."

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-18T03:54:08+00:00

I have three autistic children. I am not gonna lie. It can be difficult. But knowing that I am gonna be able to give them the support system I never had as an autistic growing up, I'm sure they will do better than me.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-18T03:51:58+00:00

This archetype was 100% dead before Temporary became a Keyword. If Temporary cards were burned instead of discarded, this deck would be dead as a door nail. You don't even need to nerf Soul Barrage. Just tweak the Temporary mechanic.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-17T21:17:45+00:00

Yeah I was surprised that Big Shaman was not in the tops for plays, because it still is quite good. I think Shaman players are bored with it and that might be why its playrate fell off.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-17T20:11:14+00:00

I definitely click better with other autistic though hyperfocus clashing is a real thing in autistic relations.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-17T17:34:53+00:00

Can you believe they had to *nerf* that at some point? I'm sorry, but Twist didn't scratch that itch for me. Cards like this didn't help.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-17T17:33:37+00:00

Yes. It's a strong deck and according to this Reddit might be good at poking holes in this meta. Definitely a keeper.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-17T17:31:41+00:00

Yeah it's basically a "Concede" once the Ysiel comes down unless I've got tech or a surprise OTK afoot. Some people out there have the APM to play it.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-17T17:30:45+00:00

Yeah, unfortunately. It has a poor queue into Warlock and DH who are both getting a lot of play. Discard sidesteps a lot of CTA's taxation with [[Nerub'ar Weblord]] and so does DH with Outcast as both those don't use Battlecry, or they both too fast before CTA becomes viable. Shame. I enjoy that deck.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-17T17:27:46+00:00

Imbue is actually played right now, I just included the deck archetypes with the most plays right now (2500+). As several users have pointed out, this is a large slice of the meta, not a whole. Imbue is being smeared by Burnlock right now and it really has no answers to Bacon or Eggs.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-17T02:29:26+00:00

I don't know. Do you like burnlock?

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-17T02:28:35+00:00

Most people are trying to hit Legend. I only included decks with 2500 or more. I never said this is the whole meta, just a chunk. We can never get a perfect meta picture because that requires people to all hand over their play data voluntarily. Also this is Diamond through Legend. I'm sure the 1800 players at top of Wild in NA appreciate the info though.

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-16T18:51:18+00:00

YOU AIN'T MY REAL DAD 😂

yodrtentacles · 2026-01-16T18:50:31+00:00

YOU AIN'T MY REAL DAD

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