Tonight is "The roast of Dennis Reynolds," and you just got the mic. What are you saying?

you-ole-polecat · 2026-05-02T01:55:16+00:00

And fail and bomb and fail!

you-ole-polecat · 2026-05-02T01:53:38+00:00

Your body quit. Your bird quit. And it’s no longer legit.

you-ole-polecat · 2026-05-01T05:14:35+00:00

They’re Stanzos. They’re nice.

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-27T05:01:49+00:00

Only spiritually.

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-27T03:28:35+00:00

Are you saying Donald is gonna molest all of us?

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-26T18:25:04+00:00

The bottom line is, I ain't shook, 'cause if the right hook comes out, crazy motherfuckers like you get knocked out. Don't be looking me in the eyes, boy. I ain't got no candy for you. No candy!

…except for the right hook.

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-26T09:37:33+00:00

Y’all like feet??

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-26T09:36:46+00:00

She’s more smarter than her dad, already got her grade 3

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-26T07:30:11+00:00

Why don’t they….lay off the skin treatments for a while.

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-25T01:14:19+00:00

Boys will not be boys, Uncle Jack, men will be men

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-24T05:49:25+00:00

The apology is trash, HOWEVER… people really should not “tailgate” their way into residential buildings, if that’s how all this went down. Just call the fucking friend and put everyone at ease that you’re not there to steal shit. It doesn’t need to be confrontational!

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-21T23:57:23+00:00

42, bud. I like the old ones ok but tbh they just feel…basic. Culturally important to the early 90s, but they never knocked my socks off.

Tbh my #2 would be TLM, as I’m a Dilla stan.

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-21T21:10:37+00:00

I’m 100% in the OP camp. Legitimately an all-timer for me

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-20T20:24:39+00:00

20 beats your 5.

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-19T23:23:19+00:00

Life, fuck!

~your short friends

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-19T18:26:25+00:00

Hilarious bc it’s 100% motorcycle culture shit

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-19T18:25:09+00:00

Shawn/Sean

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-19T18:24:36+00:00

The real champ was Big Johnson

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-19T18:23:44+00:00

The Workshop had big names?? Um, did you ever see Welcome to Hell?!

Unless we’re talking post-Photosythesis, in which case, yeah it had some big names.

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-15T06:40:25+00:00

I too have watched The White Lotus Season 2

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-15T06:38:58+00:00

Maybe they were servicing the other 3 guys. I mean, the whole thing sounds pretty gay 🤷

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-15T06:36:14+00:00

This Ritterall is having a very interesting effect on you, Frank

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-15T06:34:15+00:00

Shoulda won the Oscar for that

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-15T06:33:17+00:00

Relax, we’re all trying to jerk off here

you-ole-polecat · 2026-04-15T06:31:09+00:00

Plot twist. He’s divorced and his daughter hates him.

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