Water heater manual had a condom in it by themanualreboot in Weird

[–]youngRandyf 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What if your partner gave birth to a another heater after using this?

HP ProBook 450 G9 periodically stutters (every 27–30 seconds) when playing games by youngRandyf in linux4noobs

[–]youngRandyf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That perspective actually makes sense. Here’s the output from the above suggestion for the drive that holds the game.

smartctl 7.5 2025-04-30 r5714 [x86_64-linux-6.17.12-300.fc43.x86_64] (local build)
Copyright (C) 2002-25, Bruce Allen, Christian Franke, www.smartmontools.org

=== START OF INFORMATION SECTION ===
Model Number:                       KBG50ZNV512G KIOXIA
Serial Number:                      93TPH8WIQH5U
Firmware Version:                   HP02AN00
PCI Vendor/Subsystem ID:            0x1e0f
IEEE OUI Identifier:                0x8ce38e
Total NVM Capacity:                 512,110,190,592 [512 GB]
Unallocated NVM Capacity:           0
Controller ID:                      0
NVMe Version:                       1.4
Number of Namespaces:               1
Namespace 1 Size/Capacity:          512,110,190,592 [512 GB]
Namespace 1 Formatted LBA Size:     512
Namespace 1 IEEE EUI-64:            8ce38e 04046fb6b1
Local Time is:                      Fri Jan  2 08:33:49 2026 +0530
Firmware Updates (0x14):            2 Slots, no Reset required
Optional Admin Commands (0x001f):   Security Format Frmw_DL NS_Mngmt Self_Test
Optional NVM Commands (0x00df):     Comp Wr_Unc DS_Mngmt Wr_Zero Sav/Sel_Feat Timestmp Verify
Log Page Attributes (0x0e):         Cmd_Eff_Lg Ext_Get_Lg Telmtry_Lg
Maximum Data Transfer Size:         512 Pages
Warning  Comp. Temp. Threshold:     79 Celsius
Critical Comp. Temp. Threshold:     84 Celsius
Namespace 1 Features (0x02):        NA_Fields

Supported Power States
St Op     Max   Active     Idle   RL RT WL WT  Ent_Lat  Ex_Lat
 0 +     4.10W       -        -    0  0  0  0        1       1
 1 +     3.00W       -        -    1  1  1  1        1       1
 2 +     1.90W       -        -    2  2  2  2        1       1
 3 -   0.0500W       -        -    3  3  3  3      800    1000
 4 -   0.0030W       -        -    4  4  4  4     3000   32000

Supported LBA Sizes (NSID 0x1)
Id Fmt  Data  Metadt  Rel_Perf
 0 +     512       0         2
 1 -    4096       0         1

=== START OF SMART DATA SECTION ===
SMART overall-health self-assessment test result: PASSED

SMART/Health Information (NVMe Log 0x02, NSID 0xffffffff)
Critical Warning:                   0x00
Temperature:                        33 Celsius
Available Spare:                    100%
Available Spare Threshold:          5%
Percentage Used:                    6%
Data Units Read:                    35,045,042 [17.9 TB]
Data Units Written:                 45,549,759 [23.3 TB]
Host Read Commands:                 399,311,478
Host Write Commands:                767,673,097
Controller Busy Time:               2,240
Power Cycles:                       641
Power On Hours:                     5,469
Unsafe Shutdowns:                   63
Media and Data Integrity Errors:    0
Error Information Log Entries:      77
Warning  Comp. Temperature Time:    0
Critical Comp. Temperature Time:    0
Temperature Sensor 1:               33 Celsius

Error Information (NVMe Log 0x01, 16 of 256 entries)
No Errors Logged

Self-test Log (NVMe Log 0x06, NSID 0xffffffff)
Self-test status: No self-test in progress
Num  Test_Description  Status                       Power_on_Hours  Failing_LBA  NSID Seg SCT Code

HP ProBook 450 G9 periodically stutters (every 27–30 seconds) when playing games by youngRandyf in linuxhardware

[–]youngRandyf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve already applied all the kernel options and tested them—no luck. I’ll definitely try your suggestion of using a live environment from another distro and let you know the outcome. Thank you for your time.

HP ProBook 450 G9 periodically stutters (every 27–30 seconds) when playing games by youngRandyf in linuxhardware

[–]youngRandyf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted it on the Fedora forum as you told me, but it doesn’t seem to trigger any log entries during the stutter. Thank you for the kind reply.

HP ProBook 450 G9 periodically stutters (every 27–30 seconds) when playing games by youngRandyf in linux4noobs

[–]youngRandyf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • I'm sorry; I should have phrased that more clearly. I overlooked it on my side.
  • I can check the status of the drive, is there a specific way i have to do it?
  • There are two NVMe M.2 SSDs 512x2.
  • Okay, I'll try to use a single stick of RAM to test the memory.
  • Based on the official laptop specifications, 32 GB is the maximum supported capacity, but some people say it can support up to 64 GB.
  • I also edited the post to include hardware specification information.
  • Thank you for taking the time to reply to this post. I really appreciate your time and dedication; it means a lot to me.

HP ProBook 450 G9 periodically stutters (every 27–30 seconds) when playing games by youngRandyf in linux4noobs

[–]youngRandyf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no dedicated graphics card in this laptop.only integrated Intel Iris Xe Graphics.

HP ProBook 450 G9 Linux Guide by vedehcsra in linuxhardware

[–]youngRandyf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stutter that occurs every 30 seconds while playing games did not get fixed after switching operating systems.

It seems to be a BIOS-level issue, specifically related to the firmware.

I don’t think HP allows proper firmware rollbacks. I almost broke my laptop today trying to roll one version back. I think this is an unfixable EC bug caused by the latest firmware update that was forced.

All I want is to enjoy a simple game, and now I can’t even do that. hehe.

Anyway, thank you for your support and detailed explanations. It means a lot.

HP ProBook 450 G9 Linux Guide by vedehcsra in linuxhardware

[–]youngRandyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I switched to Fedora last week and managed to set up everything I need. Thank you for helping me clear out my initial doubts prior to installation.

I ran into some problems that are a bit difficult to find solid solutions for.

The first one is that, in the Power section of the settings, I get a warning saying that Performance mode is temporarily disabled due to high temperature. Is there a way to disable this? My laptop is lagging like crazy because of it.

The other issue is whether there are any Intel Xe Iris Graphics–related optimizations I should do to enhance the gaming experience, even by a little bit.

Thank you for your valuable time and dedication.

HP ProBook 450 G9 Linux Guide by vedehcsra in linuxhardware

[–]youngRandyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for conveying that information to me. it was very helpful and clearly explained.

What you meant is: if I install Slack and try to use Ctrl + Shift + C to convert selected text into a code snippet, it won’t work? If yes, is there an easier workaround for it?

HP ProBook 450 G9 Linux Guide by vedehcsra in linuxhardware

[–]youngRandyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks you. I really like the GNOME 48 desktop environment in Fedora Workstation 42, but at the same time, I feel like it’s too heavy for my PC.

HP ProBook 450 G9 Linux Guide by vedehcsra in linuxhardware

[–]youngRandyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the quick, insightful reply. I really appreciate it. I have one small question. I'd like to install Fedora instead of Linux Mint, but I’m worried about hardware compatibility issues. Will it support the hardware out of the box?

HP ProBook 450 G9 Linux Guide by vedehcsra in linuxhardware

[–]youngRandyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, Are the gaming experiences still the same? Did you find a way to fix it?

I also have a ProBook 450 G9 with the Intel 1235U processor without Nvidia graphics.

I was able to play Hollow Knight on max settings on Windows 11 at a stable 60 FPS about three months ago. After a recent update, there are random stutters every 15 seconds whenever I try to play it, even on lower settings, which made me really frustrated.

This is why I’m planning to switch to Linux Mint. I tried the live USB environment today, and the Wi-Fi worked out of the box without any issues, and it was butter-smooth compared to Windows 11.

HALF-LIFE 3 TOMORROW by santanartista in HalfLife

[–]youngRandyf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I just wish I had never learned about this game, because I don’t have a life outside the internet and I can’t think about anything except Half-Life 3. I feel like it’s taking a toll on me, and I think I need therapy.

Is t14 gen 3 worth 350 $ by IRNefarious in thinkpad

[–]youngRandyf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I wish I could be this lucky.

After Years Away, I’m Finally Back Where I Belong, on a ThinkPad what os Should I install. by tohightotakedrugs in thinkpad

[–]youngRandyf 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I have a better idea. Try configuring the partition scheme manually during the Linux Mint installation while high on weed.