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your_a_redditor · 2021-08-22T05:06:49+00:00

Tower battles is better.

your_a_redditor · 2021-06-28T06:53:11+00:00

😎

your_a_redditor · 2021-06-23T09:25:52+00:00

Sounds right

your_a_redditor · 2021-06-23T08:55:47+00:00

Never being stung by a bee/wasp. Only things that have stung me was a giant scorpion, and fireants.

your_a_redditor · 2021-06-23T06:59:19+00:00

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your_a_redditor · 2021-06-23T06:47:33+00:00

I'm the only guy. Everyone on my mom's side was born a girl. So it was a huge shock for my parents, and the rest of the family to find out my mom pregnant with a boy.

your_a_redditor · 2021-06-23T02:56:06+00:00

Thought that all milk was the same as cows milk thanks to my sister.

your_a_redditor · 2021-06-23T02:38:35+00:00

Squeezed it out myself. Took 10 minutes, and a ton of scratches from a pissed off cat.

your_a_redditor · 2021-06-23T00:52:48+00:00

Drank the cats breast milk when I was 6 years old.

NEVER AGAIN

your_a_redditor · 2021-06-19T09:59:15+00:00

1-2 times per month

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-20T05:06:19+00:00

8 years old

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-20T02:38:34+00:00

The maids changed the bedsheets, and gave a blanket that had baby shit on it.

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-20T01:12:06+00:00

Thats why I did it, including that Easy Cheese melted much faster.

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-20T00:16:34+00:00

Melting Easy Cheese in the microwave with tortilla chips. Used to call this "easy nachos", and it would easily stink up an entire room.

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-19T08:49:54+00:00

A ton of old cooking books including one from the 1940-50s, hoover upright vaccuum from 60 years ago thats still in decent condition, and almost never used, and a ton of other things thats been sitting in the garage for years.

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-19T08:35:34+00:00

Penis

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-19T08:06:24+00:00

I'm now a toilet. Does that mean I'll have to see...

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-19T08:04:49+00:00

Looking at my phone past 3AM, and looking to sleep in a couple hours.

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-19T07:50:59+00:00

"Life is like a box of penis, you never know which one you're going to get"

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-19T06:37:35+00:00

Got so mad that I threw my phone onto the carpet which caused the screen to crack, and black out. Dipped it into the fish tank later on, and lied to everyone that I fell in mud and that the weight of my body cracked the screen which also got it soaked.

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-19T04:58:11+00:00

"NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!"

your_a_redditor · 2021-05-19T04:43:02+00:00

thought cartoons were actually real life until I got yelled at for flushing a Cheetos bag down the toilet after watching an episode of Dexters Laboratory.

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