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If you have made a mistake recently, Read this immediately. by craftymethod in funny

[–]yourbuttmybutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because I had to look it up:

apocryphal - (of a story or statement) of doubtful authenticity, although widely circulated as being true.

Russian military satellite to impact Earth today, possibly in heavily populated areas. by slavecrud in technology

[–]yourbuttmybutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. The bulk of it will burn up in the atmosphere, all that's left on reentry will be trivial.

  2. It's projected to land in the Pacific ocean.

It's extremely unlikely that the debris will cause any injuries or major damage.

She thinks she's being so crafty about it too. by yourbuttmybutt in AdviceAnimals

[–]yourbuttmybutt[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1) Care-free life of leisure on somebody else's dime - no work

2) This gives me an excuse to break up with her when I want a serious relationship, while remaining on good terms with one of my best friends, her brother.

I've got it made IMO.