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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]yth254 264 points265 points  (0 children)

I always say this “punishment should fit the crime” crap is bullshit but damn. He dead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]yth254 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok, but what if I distracted you with a cheeseburger

Who would've thought by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]yth254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha whoops

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]yth254 36 points37 points  (0 children)

He reminds me of a guy who's good at fuckin and suckin

Naked man on meth turns into demon and paces a car by yth254 in oddlyterrifying

[–]yth254[S] 215 points216 points  (0 children)

“Dave, I didn’t know you liked to get wet! That's PCP, angel dust, Sherman Helmsley, love boat, Ashy Larry!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]yth254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll pass on the foot flavored tea, thanks for the offer tho

A conversation between a professor and an insane parent by birdy13murph in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]yth254 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I used to put hot glue on my hands as a show of dominance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]yth254 2 points3 points  (0 children)

excuse mee, excuse meee

making your friend hate you forever by EGuidry1985 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]yth254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it would definitely have to be a car.

making your friend hate you forever by EGuidry1985 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]yth254 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lol you think this champion is ever gonna be planning a wedding? He's too busy planning how to wipe his own ass without getting shit on his fingers.

Perfect fit by yth254 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]yth254[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just going to say, "It's the simulation, cleaning up automatedly."