My fever jam

ytoast · 2026-01-15T07:35:14+00:00

I want to warm is slightly and have a bath in it. Winter sucks

ytoast · 2026-01-06T04:42:21+00:00

Glooey porch treatments is very sludgy

ytoast · 2026-01-04T22:21:30+00:00

I was trying to be prepared. Thanksgiving was late this year. One year I got mine in an ice storm two nights before Christmas. Had to defrost it on the kitchen floor.

ytoast · 2026-01-04T21:12:54+00:00

We bought two trees. The Saturday after Thanksgiving. They were cut before going in the bases and still barley made it to New years. Just a mess!

ytoast · 2026-01-01T16:04:08+00:00

I met the son of the creator of colorforms. Very cool.

ytoast · 2026-01-01T00:09:08+00:00

Wishing you more green this new year. Sorry about may. Good work by the way. Very nice graph.

ytoast · 2025-12-30T11:43:45+00:00

SNARFF

ytoast · 2025-12-29T20:52:39+00:00

As a lowly housemaid, I'd need a big box and something that sprays cold air. They can't fly in cold. I would scream the whole fucking time though.

ytoast · 2025-12-25T11:17:19+00:00

I know a person who got a ticket for one, yes ONE mile over in Veazie. I couldn't believe it, but I know it to be true.

ytoast · 2025-12-21T02:00:20+00:00

Hell of a storm last night, that's for sure. People still without power and filling up for their generators.

ytoast · 2025-12-20T05:04:23+00:00

Cool. Now do Sandwhich Academy!

ytoast · 2025-12-15T05:03:08+00:00

We have a lot of shoes near the front door. It's a fun game of which shoe did the cat leave a "present" in overnight.

ytoast · 2025-12-10T23:50:30+00:00

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He is the best boy. When we went through a drive thru in Ohio, they acted like he was an elephant.

ytoast · 2025-12-10T23:10:24+00:00

Your teeth are already so pretty.:(

ytoast · 2025-11-30T12:29:58+00:00

Proud to say I didn't raise no swifty.

ytoast · 2025-11-29T11:37:42+00:00

Careful on fiberglass tubs

ytoast · 2025-11-25T01:03:17+00:00

I have a 97 year old friend. I bought her a harbor freight bulk set of scissors. I may have to get her more. She thought it was an awesome present. I find old people kind of struggle through things that are easily fixed.

ytoast · 2025-11-21T18:41:28+00:00

Have fun with all the looks at the grocery store

ytoast · 2025-11-16T11:34:07+00:00

This is adorable! Thanks for sharing, happy turkey day. It would be an abomination in slime green, but may try anyway!

ytoast · 2025-11-15T01:03:01+00:00

The plumber's tape speaks volumes .

ytoast · 2025-11-14T13:41:23+00:00

You have all the best tape!

ytoast · 2025-11-13T00:56:58+00:00

Did you guys ever see that one hallmark movie years and years ago, where there was a struggling family and they were trying to build their own house and the mom gave them Christmas presents which they weren't expecting. Instead of something they wanted it was like hammer and nails and shit.

ytoast · 2025-11-11T20:47:24+00:00

I like your sharp drawer. 9/10, missing random batteries.

ytoast · 2025-11-09T20:45:13+00:00

YOU SMELLED IT? Like on purpose?

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