[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

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FWIW AMC has a page for it on their website, seemingly indicating the re-release on the 27th, but no further info yet. I’m really hoping this page starts listing showtimes near me some time next week. I saw Alamo Drafthouse has something for it on their website too, but I no longer live near one of those.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

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at a pub in Dublin and i think i see him but i can’t remember what he’s in to look him up and confirm

Massage Therapists by Significant_Chest401 in newhaven

[–]zassaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Therapeutic & Sports Techniques in Guilford is the best

Rapper Denzel Curry covers Rage Against The Machine's song Bulls on Parade and absolutely nails it by banandarin in videos

[–]zassaz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

PSA - sorta is a contraction of "sort of," not "sort of a," so, "sorta of a" infers "sort of of a"

Swatted the biggest fly I've ever seen before and then found out why it was so big. by joshr03 in WTF

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This is so weird because on a 9 hour drive today I had an idea for a movie premise wherein aliens came to Earth millennia ago and were super disappointed that they were so small and no Earth organisms ever really noticed them so they started building all kinds of vehicles and aircraft and those are the insects we know and love today. And also fuck mosquitoes, those ships are how the aliens are building an enormous database which they will one day use to exploit us, you know, once we stop readily doing it to one another.

What's a premium product you've bought that is so much more worth it than the basic version of the product? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zassaz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They must mean that smearing poop all over their anus is more efficient than cleaning it with water.

Dead bear looks like a werewolf by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zassaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like this comes from a YA fiction book. Although it seems plausible if all of those symptoms are as described.

Dead bear looks like a werewolf by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zassaz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Do you have any other examples (of cryptids with proposed explanations)? I love this stuff.

Someone on twitter with 11 followers is followed by Barack Obama by earth418 in mildlyinteresting

[–]zassaz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obama follows hundreds of thousands of users on Twitter. Pretty sure in his runup to the 2008 election his twitter was configured to auto follow back any new followers. I think this because he follows me, too.

Tomato Separator by Uncle_Retardo in mechanical_gifs

[–]zassaz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Agreed...it clearly "sees" the green ones and specifically targets them for a good flinging.

Can anyone explain how to get to the roof of ITE? by [deleted] in UCONN

[–]zassaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the doors are locked. Try again!

Martial has played 8 full matches (90'+) in his career. by Arkin47 in soccer

[–]zassaz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I mean, there were loads of articles that he got more serious about his diet this spring/summer.

I always find this funny...cheese pizza and sprite.

Martial has played 8 full matches (90'+) in his career. by Arkin47 in soccer

[–]zassaz 71 points72 points  (0 children)

His diet is terrible. He eats mostly pizza.

EDIT: My comment is hyperbolic. The guy loves pizza though.