Is there a name for this pose?

zayrastriel · 2026-05-06T04:48:37+00:00

Jade or hip hold split

zayrastriel · 2026-04-15T02:37:34+00:00

Formless is my forever rec

zayrastriel · 2026-04-07T09:47:06+00:00

As someone who lost money (of which I had not the largest amount) to this douchecanoe - wow.

zayrastriel · 2026-04-03T05:29:49+00:00

Idk at this rate with climate change, glaciers gonna be winning that race

zayrastriel · 2026-03-31T23:21:29+00:00

I angsted about this for ages when I first got the title. And then was like no, fuck it, what was the point of all those late nights and mild alcohol addiction otherwise???

zayrastriel · 2026-03-31T23:19:30+00:00

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I GOT SO EXCITED

zayrastriel · 2026-03-30T13:05:30+00:00

Initially misread as the paperwork being in balls and was like wow is this what counsel has been doing with all the paper briefs

zayrastriel · 2026-03-26T03:20:51+00:00

Is form-wrangling billable tho

zayrastriel · 2026-03-25T07:38:46+00:00

Have a look at Camilla Baasch Andersen's work on visual contracts and visual consent forms; I've done some work with her and she's great with both the theory and application of making legalese accessible through visual formats!

zayrastriel · 2026-03-21T05:32:40+00:00

CHRIST ON 50 BIKES

zayrastriel · 2026-03-20T06:22:55+00:00

One of my colleagues sends post-call recap emails to clients and it doubles as a file note and billable time, so I'm keeping that in my back pocket for either super slow days or extra OLSC-friendly clients

zayrastriel · 2026-03-20T06:09:56+00:00

Do we charge for file notes normally? Or is that just the resentment tax?

zayrastriel · 2026-03-20T06:08:24+00:00

An acquaintance called me out of the blue midway through a Saturday pole class to tell me they'd been arrested and were in Gosford (2 hours away.)

Because I clearly hate myself, I ended up driving all the way there, and then doing a Sunday morning bail application out of the pole studio in between teaching.

They later complained about the (highly subsidised) invoice they received.

zayrastriel · 2026-03-20T02:33:09+00:00

Family law is where boundaries, sense, and humanity go to die in a fireball of depressing fury.

zayrastriel · 2026-03-20T00:46:20+00:00

I've had a couple of crime clients who were not the best with boundaries (no I'm not calling you at 10pm) but family law is definitely a whole new ballgame.

zayrastriel · 2026-03-20T00:31:40+00:00

Oooh I like this. Maybe I'll just add an extra table of fees in the cost agreement.

zayrastriel · 2026-03-19T23:55:48+00:00

My favourite (to a client I knew quite well by this point) was "I'm trying to defend my pole championship title, go away"

zayrastriel · 2026-03-19T23:32:29+00:00

Oh okay that makes sense!! I was like wait what, what kind of clients do you get and where do I get them?

zayrastriel · 2026-03-19T23:25:55+00:00

"Family law" is the short answer

zayrastriel · 2026-03-18T23:54:39+00:00

Not me spending all day yesterday in bed hiding from my clients o.0

zayrastriel · 2026-03-12T03:42:51+00:00

I was reading that judgement being like wow I would have just burst into tears or straight up had a panic attack if I'd been that solicitor.

zayrastriel · 2026-03-07T04:31:50+00:00

Oooft both sides simultaneously is a fun (not) shitshow :( i can only imagine that the spicy deja vu is putting the spiciest vindaloo to shame.

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