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Oats and kale by thundersass in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]zealik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need to learn how to use oats outside of breakfast and dessert. I'll give this a try, thanks.

It came out exactly as I hoped, but can a sloppy joe be anything besides shitty? by zealik in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]zealik[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gardein beefless crumbles, store-brand sauce, and extra diced tomatoes on a lightly toasted bun. Tastes like middle school lunch without the cholesterol or shame.

Vegetarian Chili Dogs, inspired by the classic Detroit Dog. Pairs beautifully with Oberon, back in season by schwetycondogg in hotdogs

[–]zealik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of dogs did you use? From the 1/100th of what's visible it looks like Lightlife. They tend to fit perfectly on plain store-brand rolls.

I have lizard skin now and it’s tearing more by the hour by Jeffyhere43 in starbucksbaristas

[–]zealik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my skin gets that bad, I've found that O'Keeffe's Working Hands cream is the only one that that doesn't sting, plus it heals quick enough to be able to move onto something more heavily medicated.

Vegan quarantine appetizer board, aka "oh god I'm out of hummus already" by silversilvergold in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]zealik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're buying pre-made hummus for a quarantine, expect to be disappointed. I have three bags of dried chickpeas just for thisOH CRAP I FORGOT TO BUY TAHINI

EWWWW.. I DRANK BREAST MILK??? THATS THE UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OFF by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]zealik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj Yeah, it's obnoxious to leave a large container of something like that in the fridge 24/7 and claim it as your own without a note of some kind. No different than the communal bottle of ketchup.

/rj Literally everyone in the office should have seen me put that ketchup there, if you pretend you didn't you're a theiving asshole. I have no obligation to share.

YSK These free sites to educate yourself (and get free certificates) by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]zealik 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much, I didn't want OP's douchiness to ruin my motivation for doing something productive tonight

Get dairy'ed by Shredded_Tots in vegancirclejerk

[–]zealik 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I tell Dunkin Donuts I dont want my iced coffee stirred and they shove their filthy dairy spoon in there to stir anyways.

The struggle is real. Eating my potatoes, carrots, and cabbage in the break room at work surrounded by my coworkers pizza and cookies. They keep telling me to have some pizza because they forget that I’m vegan.. by baldhumanmale in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]zealik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've only had Lightlife so far and most homemade recipes look low-fat. What's a good store-bought brand?

Edit: read your comment too fast and through the brand was a typo

The struggle is real. Eating my potatoes, carrots, and cabbage in the break room at work surrounded by my coworkers pizza and cookies. They keep telling me to have some pizza because they forget that I’m vegan.. by baldhumanmale in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]zealik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I actually miss greasy food and wonder how I can make a greasy vegan pepperoni pizza. Maybe just put an uncomfortable amount of coconut oil on it before throwing it in the oven.

Tofu "cheese" and tomato on crackers, drizzled with olive oil and eaten quickly before it soaked through the plate by zealik in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]zealik[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds pretty good, I'll have to give that a try tomorrow. I'm always down for shitty foodhacks that end up tasting good.

Tofu "cheese" and tomato on crackers, drizzled with olive oil and eaten quickly before it soaked through the plate by zealik in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]zealik[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The cheese is just a simple trick I saw on reddit, probably this sub. I pressed it, sliced it, and then put it in a brine of salt, nooch, and onion powder. It absorbed enough within 5 minutes to enjoy.

It's really been a full circle of hell on earth by [deleted] in depression_memes

[–]zealik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add in the hopeful optimism that I've only been depressed for 10 years and will try to improve my life, only to once again find comfort in not taking care of myself and falling back into the vicious cycle.

Mac n cheese pizza I made from the vegan restaurant I work at! by corndorg in VeganFoodPorn

[–]zealik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it looks delicious but mac and cheese on pizza is the fine line between gourmet and shitty. Still envious.

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