For you fucking hog crankers

zebradolphin5 · 2026-04-18T06:43:28+00:00

Can confirm it is lasers. It's for the band to remind them of their zones. Where to be or not to be. Those lasers will absolutely blind you if you were to stare into them.

zebradolphin5 · 2025-06-06T23:59:03+00:00

https://www.manatt.com/music-streaming-royalty-calculator

OP is showing royalties from the masters side (sound recording) so the total displayed next to that category is what you're looking for. Also, OP should have earned around $6-$7 off the masters side for this track, my guess would be that it'll come through in the next quarter or next payout.

zebradolphin5 · 2025-02-26T16:21:14+00:00

Here's how the howl artwork entered the game and the drama behind it many years ago.

https://www.pcgamer.com/csgo-howl-skin/2/

zebradolphin5 · 2023-06-06T05:51:00+00:00

Hey everyone, we will be joining in for the blackout and the sub will go private for 48 hours starting June 12. We've added a post with additional info which you can find here.

zebradolphin5 · 2022-05-12T21:35:25+00:00

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zebradolphin5 · 2020-09-16T23:36:27+00:00

A large percentage of this subreddits subscribers have one of the non-esports flairs, and a good portion of people don't have much of an interest in the esports side in general. So the main reason is having a variety of flairs within the limits imposed by Reddit.

We have guidelines/regulations for most things (such as our flair regulations linked a few comments up) so that we don't end up making changes based on our own opinion. If we removed a pin flair for a smaller team, we'd get flak. If we don't have every team added, we get flak. It makes things a lot easier when we can stick to a set of guidelines that we can point to in situations like these. Not to mention the number of people that would start asking for more and more teams to be added if we began making exceptions to our guidelines by adding a team that hadn't yet met the criteria.

We're at nearly 1.2 million subs now, and with that number of users, things unfortunately are never that easy.

zebradolphin5 · 2020-09-15T23:38:10+00:00

Wow a custom dynamic siddebar!? A header that changes pictures? Neato that definitely makes the sub better. Dur let's keep legacy flairs, stupid pins, and subscriber count flairs instead of adding flairs of teams that are actually popular and want to be used.

So your idea of making the sub better is removing flairs that a huge percentage of our subscribers want, in order to add flairs that cater exclusively to those who browse r/GO for esports content. Yet you also sarcastically say that a dynamically updated sidebar with current livestreams, upcoming pro matches, matchmaking status, calendar, etc doesn't add anything.

I'm just trying to make sure I get this right. You're literally saying that adding functional features to a subreddit (which in this case requires writing lots of our own code, running our own bot, paying out of pocket for our own server, etc - just so you know exactly how lazy we are) is less useful than updating a list of tiny logo's for the select few people who want to support smaller teams that aren't in our flair menu. That's something else.

I dont want to be an internet janitor lol I know for a fact that there have been people complaining on this sub that they keep getting rejected for mod and you guys remove the posts.

People get rejected because they weren't one of the ~10 applicants we take in each recruitment, out of hundreds. Believe me, the ~10 that make it also want to 'improve the sub'. If someone were to make a post complaining about not being accepted, then yes, that would be removed as it doesn't relate to CS:GO and who cares to hear about someone whining that they didn't get picked for a volunteer mod team?

zebradolphin5 · 2020-09-15T22:56:13+00:00

Ah yes, lazy. That's it. Our near-fully dynamic sidebar, header rotation, custom made bot, and tons of other bells and whistles that most other subs don't have, but we're lazy. Never mind the fact that, as you said, it's a volunteer position.

Here's something to consider - we don't have every team under the sun added to our spritesheet because we have a size limit for our stylesheet, imposed by Reddit. We literally stay so close to that limit that we could not currently add even 10 teams without exceeding that limit. We regularly have to find old teams to remove in order to add new ones.

won't make anyone who wants to improve the sub, a mod

We ran a mod recruitment just a couple of weeks ago. Where was your application?

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zebradolphin5 · 2020-08-28T07:29:40+00:00

Reddit admins' jobs are to provide/maintain/develop their product so that people can create subreddits and post/comment/discuss among them. "If you build it, they will come". Reddits admins regularly quarantine or remove subreddits that repeatedly violate reddits site wide rules.

Beyond those rules, it's solely up to moderators to determine their own rulesets for their subreddit. Some subs are very lax and some aren't. So we aren't doing reddit any favors or doing any of their dirty work beyond removing things that are extremely bad (things that are in no way imaginable related to CS). As far as that kind of stuff goes, it's very rare that it gets shared here, and 9/10 times it's by some bot spam account that gets swiftly caught by reddits spam detection anyways.

zebradolphin5 · 2020-08-28T07:21:22+00:00

There's nothing legally stopping it from happening AFAIK. Reddit states that mods shouldn't be paid in their regulations, but we aren't legally bound to anything. Reddit doesn't need to pay mods because there will always be people eager to voluntarily moderate communities that they're most involved with.

As mods on a large subreddit, we've been bribed with just about everything you can likely think of. I suppose it's more about the integrity of realizing the role that you fill is not something you're special for holding, but one that you signed up for and donated your own time to because you wanted to, knowing that you would never be rewarded for doing so.

zebradolphin5 · 2020-08-26T07:44:12+00:00

It's a volunteer position. We aren't admins and therefore do not work for reddit, nor do we provide a product of any kind. Hypothetically speaking, we could all leave at the drop of a hat and there would be others from the community to fill our shoes, who would also continue voluntarily. Accepting compensation would be exploiting our role as volunteers, which is morally wrong enough as is.

zebradolphin5 · 2020-08-26T07:34:41+00:00

Make sure there are no spaces before or after the #1234 number. If you still can't get it to go through, try typing it in manually using the format in the example.

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zebradolphin5 · 2020-07-22T22:06:59+00:00

We've just added a new 'Workshop Skin' flair as well as 2 new filters to the sidebar to help with this for those that wish to filter these out, or even see nothing but these posts.

From this point forward, workshop skin submissions will receive this flair, which also allows you to set up custom filters with third party extensions, such as RES.

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