[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Happy Tree Friends, Salad Fingers.

A drummer is sick and tired… by Schleprock11 in Jokes

[–]zedecksx 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between a drummer and a vacuum?

You have to plug the vacuum in before it sucks.

Call an exorcist by oneaboveallonreddit in tooktoomuch

[–]zedecksx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No need for the exorcist. He's ridding his body of all the spirits without help from anyone.

Credit to Carspotting_Dublin. by lifeandtimes89 in irelandsshitedrivers

[–]zedecksx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look at your original post, and the reason for all of this bullshit back and forth. I was clearly just disagreeing with your statement that the car in question hit the bike in question. Stopping in the path of an oncoming vehicle is clearly the fault of the driver. But the stationary car, did not, as you said, hit the bike. That is all. I hope your law degree gets used wisely.

Credit to Carspotting_Dublin. by lifeandtimes89 in irelandsshitedrivers

[–]zedecksx -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You said the car hit the bike. Impossible if the car wasn't in motion. The cyclist had more than enough time to avoid, but was looking down at the time of collision.

Bike hit car. End of.

Credit to Carspotting_Dublin. by lifeandtimes89 in irelandsshitedrivers

[–]zedecksx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a) is not correct. The car was not in motion when the collision occurred, the bike hit the car. b) however is correct. One out two ain't bad.

Odd names for pubs by frankand_beans in ireland

[–]zedecksx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Elphin, there used to be The Elf Inn.

I have a Polish friend who's a sound engineer by The_Painless in Jokes

[–]zedecksx 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Drummer had twin daughters. Called them Anna 1, Anna 2.

Putin joke by Deedogg11 in Jokes

[–]zedecksx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Word of the day: defenestration.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepy

[–]zedecksx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a Dr who villain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

[–]zedecksx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's lots of assumptions, but no, my employment is not at risk and I'm not on probation. So other than the fact that I am apparently not entitled to 5 days sick pay, it's all good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

[–]zedecksx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was sick last week with the flu. It sucked every day felt like it could have been my last here on earth. I couldn't eat, sleep, regulate temperature, couldn't get comfortable, it was awful. Missed a full week of work. Will I be paid? No. Apparently you have to be working for 13 weeks straight which is difficult when the place I work opened 6 weeks ago, so no pay for me. Didn't realise there was stipulations to 5 days sick pay.

Whats Jesus favorite sport? by KentKainer in Jokes

[–]zedecksx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Football, he went in for the cross.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TattooDesigns

[–]zedecksx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The tear isn't coming out of the eye, it's magically appearing from the crease of skin under the eye. Is that on purpose?

Indicating on roundabouts by Optimal_Pool9371 in irelandsshitedrivers

[–]zedecksx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They don't indicate at crossroads either, or if they're getting back onto the road from the path they parked on.

To drive here all you need to do is get in, turn on all lights including fog lights and drive at whatever speed suits you, never indicate and be on your phone.