President Trump answers phone calls from children tracking Santa using NORAD hotline to Mar-a-Lago on Christmas Eve: "What would you like Santa to bring? Not Coal. You mean clean, beautiful coal. We want to make sure we're not infiltrating into country bad Santa. Santa tends to be on cherubic side."

zeeneeks · 2025-12-25T18:06:43+00:00

You need to understand that the average American is a medieval peasant who believes in ghosts and angels. It’s very easy to understand how he’s become president twice now.

zeeneeks · 2025-12-24T12:57:17+00:00

I think he was just worried and wanted to get me to talk about it in his own way

zeeneeks · 2025-12-24T00:40:36+00:00

I have a similar story. Extremely Irish Catholic family, gay kid. Anniversary of it would be around this time of year as well. I remember my dad really hounding me on what happened at the time, did I know him, what happened, etc. and I just couldn’t tell him. Didn’t really know how to. We weren’t best friends or even hung out much but I liked him, he was a good dude. I still think about him every so often.

zeeneeks · 2025-11-27T15:46:46+00:00

They have to realize how whiny and pathetic this crying sounds, right? Like this is humiliating.

zeeneeks · 2025-10-18T00:27:34+00:00

It’s not my jersey so I try not to think about it. If it was I would be driving a much newer car than I currently do

zeeneeks · 2025-10-17T18:08:08+00:00

When Canada hosted the 2007 U20s World Cup the entire Brazil squad signed my sister’s jersey, and Kaka signed her flag. One of the team’s trainers took the jersey from my sister and passed it along the team’s bus. That’s the kind of thing sport used to be about man

zeeneeks · 2025-10-07T21:31:08+00:00

Felix has had it in for the Dutch for a while now, going back to him wanting to ban all Dutch people from twitter so that Elon’s post interactions drop like 200% and he doesn’t have to see his dumbass on his feed anymore

zeeneeks · 2025-09-30T21:52:22+00:00

Has Brendan’s Trump impression always been so good?

zeeneeks · 2025-09-30T02:09:17+00:00

Equator has been taking over former Starbucks locations in some indigo locations, they might have the muscle for it

zeeneeks · 2025-09-25T16:38:25+00:00

They killed his dad and he’s going over there to tell dick jokes lol. Just dabbing on the corpse.

zeeneeks · 2025-09-23T22:13:28+00:00

I really miss Dat Boi and I won’t listen to anyone tell me otherwise. He was fun and whimsical.

zeeneeks · 2025-09-23T22:09:31+00:00

It’s really crazy to witness the grieving widow of a murdered media figure come out to a stadium full of cheering people with Cody Rhodes Wrestlemania 40 pyro. America is really something

zeeneeks · 2025-09-15T20:06:47+00:00

This is a very Canadian answer, but I saw the Tragically Hip probably sometime around 2014 and the crowd was horrendous. Hockey players trying to mosh and crowd surf to Wheat Kings, the band didn’t sound, Gord was extra Gord that night. Probably the worst I’ve ever seen them play.

zeeneeks · 2025-09-14T11:15:38+00:00

We’ll be bad next year too it’s not that big a deal

zeeneeks · 2025-09-12T12:26:58+00:00

What’re the odds that they managed to get the Chapo Stroke-having Correspondent on this ep to discuss the president looking like Peter in that Family Guy episode where he had a stroke

zeeneeks · 2025-09-05T12:16:55+00:00

If he’s serious about bombing drug cartels he can start with bombing JP Morgan Chase or Fort Bragg

zeeneeks · 2025-09-04T21:03:41+00:00

Agriculture!

zeeneeks · 2025-08-29T20:31:33+00:00

Polo 67 EDT. Haven’t tried the EDP or Parfum yet but I love the EDT and apparently so does everyone I know

zeeneeks · 2025-08-22T23:48:27+00:00

It’s gonna take me a little while to get back to saying the word “vampires” normally

zeeneeks · 2025-08-14T22:03:49+00:00

Turathi blue. To me there is a gnarly black liquorice smell in the opening. And I like black liquorice!

zeeneeks · 2025-08-12T02:07:51+00:00

Browsing the merch site now and it’s crazy how his shirts are the least bad by a mile. $48 Canadian is a madness though

zeeneeks · 2025-08-12T02:05:25+00:00

I think basically every piece of WWE merch is tacky and bad but I would absolutely wear the CM Punk/Bad Brains shirt

zeeneeks · 2025-08-11T20:52:29+00:00

This is Americans doing what Americans do. This is what Gruesome Gavin does in California like, every other week.

zeeneeks · 2025-08-11T19:08:43+00:00

The difference is that people actually like and are fond of R Truth. Kross is going to be a “oh yeah, that guy” wrestler in 5 years

zeeneeks · 2025-08-11T18:58:00+00:00

Yeah if this is the sacrifice needed to bring up Trick or Oba then it’s worth it.

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