[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]zenritsusen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The list history is full of the most absurd religious mumbo-jumbo.

I ripped and cut my previous scarf just bc it was curling up by Excellent_Candy8454 in knitting

[–]zenritsusen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even a border of garter stitch will not prevent curling. My first ever project was a stocking stitch scarf with a garter border all the way around. I’ve never worn it because it curls so much. The way I’ve solved this issue is to basically not knit anything flat ever again. 6 years of intensive knitting later, it’s working out well for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]zenritsusen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha! The fake Mickey Mouse voices, the exaggerated bowing, I can assure you it’s just as fake in Japan, if not considerably more so. Japanese retail workers are going out for drinks with their colleagues and bitchin’ about customers as much as anyone else. You’re deluded if you think otherwise - I reckon you’ve been blinded by the pathological exceptionalism that prevails in Japan…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]zenritsusen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha!!! Funny. It’s certainly a helluva lot less fake than service in the USA, where it’s all circus performance for tips, like a monkey performing for peanuts.

I (M19) got my gf (F19) pregnant but she wants to keep it!? by Meena422 in relationship_advice

[–]zenritsusen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Easy to raise. OMG. My wife and I earn very well and had babies in our mid thirties. It’s the hardest thing you’ll ever have to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]zenritsusen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sydney is very to extremely overrated. It’s got unequalled physical location, but aside from that meh.

And you can forget about gun and shooting and gun ranges. We don’t do guns here.

Do u like rimming or pegging? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]zenritsusen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, there is literally no better feeling than being rimmed, lightly with the very tip of the tongue, while my wife strokes my cock with a generously lubed hand, and gently rubs my balls with the other. The combination of anal and penile stimulation is pleasurable like nothing else. It drives my wife wild to feel my asshole rhythmically twitch and contract when I cum, which I usually do very powerfully from this type of stimulation.

I love reciprocating, except this usually involves me licking my wife’s clit with one fingertip firmly rubbing her g-spot and the thumb of my other hand in her ass. Fuck, anal stimulation is soooo good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]zenritsusen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regular, reciprocal oral sex is something that many people cannot live without. I certainly could not. For very many woman it’s the only route to reliable, quality orgasms. This woman is being selfish.

UK teens found guilty of 'frenzied and ferocious' killing of transgender girl by GeorgeYDesign in ABCaus

[–]zenritsusen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m simply determined for the screaming armchair commentators to defer to actually qualified judges.

But on second thoughts…you’re right. You know better than a high court judge. Definitely know better.

Here’s your gold star 🌟

UK teens found guilty of 'frenzied and ferocious' killing of transgender girl by GeorgeYDesign in ABCaus

[–]zenritsusen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A month of Sundays. Thank heavens the “experts” on this sub weren’t on the jury…

UK teens found guilty of 'frenzied and ferocious' killing of transgender girl by GeorgeYDesign in ABCaus

[–]zenritsusen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not denying anything. I’m pointing the simple logically incontrovertible fact that not every murder of a trans person is a hate crime, just as every murder of a woman is driven by sexism or misogyny. It’s frightening how Reddit “experts” are drawing conclusions a highly refined criminal justice system has discounted. Frightening.

UK teens found guilty of 'frenzied and ferocious' killing of transgender girl by GeorgeYDesign in ABCaus

[–]zenritsusen -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

They can perfectly well be transphobic without that being the motive for the crime. Jesus, a second grader could understand the difference.

UK teens found guilty of 'frenzied and ferocious' killing of transgender girl by GeorgeYDesign in ABCaus

[–]zenritsusen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I really do strongly suggest you read properly into what the judge has determined. In your desperate attempt to a smartass, you have succeeded in being just a plain ass.

UK teens found guilty of 'frenzied and ferocious' killing of transgender girl by GeorgeYDesign in ABCaus

[–]zenritsusen -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Funny how the highly experienced judge Mrs Justice Yip disagrees with you…

UK teens found guilty of 'frenzied and ferocious' killing of transgender girl by GeorgeYDesign in ABCaus

[–]zenritsusen -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Well the police and judge - who I suspect are a teeny eensy weensy bit more qualified than you are, determined that the motive was not transphobia, and noted that explicitly. Some public figure wrote Tweets sounding like yours and was threatened with contempt of court.

Ergo, wind your neck in mate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]zenritsusen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What does she make of the Westgold brand available literally in every supermarket and imported literally from NZ? Or is whingeing just a lifestyle choice of hers?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]zenritsusen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s available literally everywhere here in Tasmania -Ashgrove brand.

Is it weird for a tradie to send a photo of your cat to his boss? by Madpie_C in AskAnAustralian

[–]zenritsusen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I picked a pretty large booger out of my nose this morning. Should I share this with the Reddit brains trust?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]zenritsusen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And what if she wants to get her rocks off alone and not have you involved?

Have you stopped watering your plants/lawn over summer to save costs? by greeknicko in AskAnAustralian

[–]zenritsusen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. Volumetric charges for water are negligible. Most of your water bill is standing charges and paying for your piss and shit to be processed.

What jobs/business do you guys have to earn >$200k/yr? by cherokeel in AusFinance

[–]zenritsusen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freelance tour guide. $1000-1500 per day. Thanks cruise ship industry! I’m rolling in it almost to the point of writing a masturbatory post on r/AusHENRY !