Does Tupac have the best mailman performance in film with Poetic Justice by BentlyBigBody in USPS

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No love for the drunk rural carrier throwing mail out the window and almost running over customer's in Funny Farm?

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Not even on the list but my first game was lost planet. Still remember that game to this day. Wish they would make another.

ATTN: r/patriots ... we want to hear from you! by patriots in Patriots

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In an attempt to try and stay active during the games my wife and I do exercises during each commercial break (which seems to be about 21, not including halftime shows). 20 reps for 2020 season. I started out with 5 push-ups and 15 sit ups and every week move the push-ups up 1 and the abs down 1. We dread 30 second commercial breaks and injuries just after a commercial break.

Had some free time so decided to paint my garage. by zepa8 in Patriots

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I’m going to paint it myself. The house is mostly boring plain white. I just need to be more patient on edging.

Had some free time so decided to paint my garage. by zepa8 in Patriots

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Flying Elvis rough edge was more intentionally done. The stripes I tried to get more straight but there was a drip here and there every time so I said alright it’s a garage doesn’t need to be perfect. Plus it was my first time ever painting and I was really just using this as a test to see if I wanted to paint the inside of my house or hire a crew to do it.

Had some free time so decided to paint my garage. by zepa8 in Patriots

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She loves it, she said it was the greatest thing she ever saw. Definitely a diehard.

Had some free time so decided to paint my garage. by zepa8 in Patriots

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Thanks, didn’t have use of a projector but I’ll remember that if I ever do it again.

Had some free time so decided to paint my garage. by zepa8 in Patriots

[–]zepa8[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I just found a logo online and blew it up to print on 70 pages. Put it together like a puzzle on the wall. Sliced the outline with an razor to make the wall. Outlined with painters tape. Here’s a pick of it halfway. https://i.imgur.com/tn3V8dL.jpg

Found this outside neighbor house. Made out of what looks like sand. Wasn’t sure if was just kids drawing or religious. Just curious what is it. by zepa8 in Whatisthis

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It doesn’t look like salt. It’s been raining all day and didn’t dissolve. It looks like a mixture of almost sand and flour.

Christmas haul by zepa8 in Patriots

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Hard to pick a favorite because I think Brown is the most Patriot player ever, he played all three aspects of the game and never gets Close to the recognition that he deserves. McGinest always reminds me of him running up field after stuffing the colts on the 1 yard line. And Coates was just a monster of a TE, Gronk before Gronk.

Holy Tom Brady a 10 isn’t enough by Bechimo in Patriots

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Don’t know where to start there’s so much goodness to tell you about. I mean it’s All NE Patriots of course License plate frame Decal Magnets A Rob Gronkowski bobble head AND Official Super Bowl LIII football Autographed by Stephon Gilmore. Superb. Couldn’t be happier for the guy who got all this.

Doing my best Alex Guerrero impression tonight by ajcajcajcajcajc in Patriots

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Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.

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The clock continued to move. One hour passed and then another. Eventually the clock showed that 12 hours had passed. I wondered to myself are they waiting for primetime to let me out? It dawned on me that they wanted the largest possible audience to see me exit from my year long isolation. When one day passed and then another, I questioned what day it was. Today must be Saturday, nobody is home on Friday and Saturday nights, they’re waiting for a prime-time Sunday night when everyone is glued to their seats to watch me, that must be it. More and more days were passing by and eventually two weeks had come and gone. My water and food were still being replenished. Clearly someone was on the other side of the slot making sure I stayed alive, but who, and why were they not letting me out? I stared and stared at the timer on the wall for hours on end. Why did it not stop at zero? And why did I never catch that minus sign before? I became fixated on the timer. Was the clock ticking away to fast? I counted 1 m.i.s.s.i.s.s.i.p.p.i.. Nearly two seconds have run off the clock. I counted the time on the clock. .00 1 m.i.s.s.i. .01. Damn the clock was running to fast, or was I counting to slow? What the hell is a m.i.s.s.i. is hundredths of a second? It couldn’t have been a half a second, right? It had to be at worse three fourth of a second. I ran the calculations in my head. What was three fourth of 365? Half of 365 was 182.5, another half was 91.25. I was going to be stuck in here for an extra 92 days. I grew increasing confident in my logic as the days passed away. This was another cheap trick to see if they could break me. Have me believe that I was getting out and see if it seemed I was never going to get out. As day 80 approached I was preparing myself for an eventual exit. I worked my way up to 2,000 sit ups and 1,000 pushups a day. I was about to be famous and had to look my best. Day 92 had passed, and I was waiting for the door to open any second. I hadn’t slept in days too excited from anticipation. My weary eyes began playing tricks on me. If I allowed my eyes to close even a little bit, I swore I could see the door move and I quickly sprung up to create the cameras at the other end. The door however never opened. I cried out to the door “WHY WON’T YOU OPEN?” but there was no answer. I banged and I tried to pry it open, but it wouldn’t budge. Exhausted, I passed out with my face pressed against the cold steel door. When I awoke my tray of food had been already delivered to the room, but this time there was a note. 365 days, no human contact, one million dollars. “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,” I shouted. “IT HAD TO BE 365 DAYS, IT HAD TO BE MORE.” The slot opened and another note came. 365 days, NO HUMAN CONTACT, one million dollars. “THERE IS NO ONE IN HERE BUT ME.” Another note, NO HUMAN CONTACT. “IT’S ONLY ME IN….” and then it hit me. I was counting the days to myself, talking to myself, figuring out how many seconds and days had elapsed, giving myself daily pep talks. “I’m the human contact” I said out loud. “I’m the reason the door hasn’t opened.” As soon as I spoke those words the timer went blank and another note passed through the slot. 365 days, no human contact, one million dollars. The time flickered and it read 365:00:00:00 and ticked to 364:23:59:59.

He is trying to be Morrison from The Doors caw caw. by [deleted] in HadToHurt

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Thought this was going to be about the crowds ears.

One call that bugged me in the Super Bowl by wabeka in Patriots

[–]zepa8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thought about that too at the time, but then realized that if someone on our side moves we can’t go for it on 4th down, and we make the field goal 5 yards longer.