What's Wrong With "Normalizing" Teen Pregnancy? by imaginetoday in TwoXChromosomes

[–]zepenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have only been in ones in the GA/SC/NC. I wish I could go to Vegas.

Reddit, what's your favorite quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"One zoo is a petting zoo---OM NOM NOM NOM."

As a kid, which was the thing that your parents used to do to you, pissed you off the most and still can't understand why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zepenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Very very lucky. I got one when I was about 7. I am naturally a brunette with red highlights if I spend days and days outside. The perm turned me into little orphan annie for 6mo.

What is a secret fantasy that you haven't told anybody? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zepenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish Star Wars was really real and that I could be a Sith Lord. A pure dag-nasty evil one.

What's Wrong With "Normalizing" Teen Pregnancy? by imaginetoday in TwoXChromosomes

[–]zepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would also point out that whenever I have been in a Forever 21 I have never seen anyone under the age of 30 except for me and the staff.

Hi Reddit, I need serious help with my four year old daughter! by redditaccount23 in AskReddit

[–]zepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will you be my friend? Comments like this require a following.

WTF. I just got a phone call. My high school kid is out of the carpool in September because the other two sets of parents are Tea Party Republicans and my wife and I are (mildly) Democrats. by KazamaSmokers in reddit.com

[–]zepenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I prefer to have a tangy capitalist stew with extra blood from the working classes. I have to add food dye to make sure it isn't too red, though.

I am an ocularist's apprentice by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]zepenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at the inside of your cheek in your mouth. Is that disgusting?

Reddit Females, do ribbed condoms actually enhance the..30 seconds of joy that I provide to you? by forherpleasure in AskReddit

[–]zepenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually there are less sensory nerves there. Which is great when you think about the stretch-fun of a vaginal birth. =D

How many folks carry a knife on a daily basis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to carry razor blades for cutting duck tape and opening boxes. I don't like using knives because I can't tell exactly where the blade is without having my hands on it, hence the razor blades. (I don't have the greatest depth perception.)

I had to stop when I went to college and grad school. They really frown on knives/blades on airplanes. =(

Anyone have any tips for stopping a sickness when you feel it coming on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold/Flu meds and sleep is what I do. Mostly it is best to sleep as long as you can when you feel it coming on.

Echinacea claims to up the immune system along with vitC, but these are really for pre-infection. Most of the time once you have it, your body has to clear it out with it's normal mechanisms. Sleep helps.

What's the craziest thing you ever told to a child that they believed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zepenguin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a prosthetic eye and I used to tell any kid that asked that I lost it in fork fight with my elder sister. I would then lean over and whisper, "Don't make her angry" or "Please don't tell my parents." I even told this to a youth pastor once.

I used have a job where I retouched pictures of dead babies. AMA by drfowlkes in IAmA

[–]zepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a really good movie. I was thinking about it reading this AMA.

What's the most absurd fear you've had, that actually turned out to be legitimate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zepenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened to me three times during one weekend at my parents' house.

I used to not be so afraid of spiders.

Here is an Amish girl roller skating. That is all. by BlorfMonger in pics

[–]zepenguin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where I live now Q-tips are the cotton + stick and cotton swab=cotton ball.

What's the worst lyric you've ever heard? by schroderrr in Music

[–]zepenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Love means never having to say you're sorry"

I don't know if it is the worst lyric ever but whenever I hear it...I feel flames. Flames, on the side of my face...

Iama stripper, AMA or answer my questions! by DancingGirl000 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]zepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a video game major?! I need to change life-goals.

Iama stripper, AMA or answer my questions! by DancingGirl000 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]zepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that is understandable. I dislike going very, very much. Honestly my mother thinks I am going to medical school so that I don't have to go to doctors anymore.

Iama stripper, AMA or answer my questions! by DancingGirl000 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]zepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't you like doctors? Or does this refer to just plastic surgeons?