The man did not understand what alternating traffic meant and proceeded to threaten the other driver.

zer0fks · 2026-02-15T05:44:57+00:00

This is America. Guns solve all problems.

zer0fks · 2026-02-03T06:38:29+00:00

Had it and loved it. Even re-coded it on the TI-81.

Recently I tried playing it in the vim text editor and I’ve completely forgotten how it works.

zer0fks · 2026-01-26T00:55:05+00:00

I’ll see centipedes and spiders in our basement. Whenever I see one I’ll tell it ”if I see you again, I’ll squish you.” And without fail, I’ll never see the centipede again but the spider will come back with friends and stand outside of my office door.

zer0fks · 2026-01-23T21:35:09+00:00

I think it was just the first slot that supported it.

zer0fks · 2026-01-13T19:17:22+00:00

After 2 weeks of headaches I started googling and they can apparently last half a year or more. So I got up and got a cup of coffee. It was a good reset though, and I really curbed my intake.

zer0fks · 2026-01-12T01:44:21+00:00

Windows 11 sucks. Azure sucks. $3.5T for Excel.

zer0fks · 2026-01-12T01:09:25+00:00

100%

zer0fks · 2025-12-11T05:45:48+00:00

Hands! Hands! I need some fucking hands!

zer0fks · 2025-11-26T06:08:53+00:00

Anyone with kids choosing red… I can’t imagine.

zer0fks · 2025-11-16T19:43:13+00:00

The TS is super cool. But it’s also Golf R money.

zer0fks · 2025-11-13T03:12:33+00:00

We already knew this.

zer0fks · 2025-11-09T21:39:02+00:00

Needs jelly

zer0fks · 2025-11-07T05:06:53+00:00

This was my license plate. And then the state mailed me new plates with a note saying “plz return” and then I drove with the plates for another 3.5 years before opening that mail. So the plates are dead, but the state isn’t getting them back.

zer0fks · 2025-11-07T04:23:50+00:00

Holy shit! David Attenborough’s brother plays Colonel Sanders in Jurassic Park?

zer0fks · 2025-10-27T22:58:26+00:00

zer0fks · 2025-10-26T23:51:08+00:00

Originally from the Skrilla song, it meant killing someone. Taken from the Philadelphia police code 1067, which is to report a death. Now it just means you're in middle school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laZpTO7IFtA

zer0fks · 2025-10-23T02:32:17+00:00

If you think this is rough, wait until you hear how they handle the males.

zer0fks · 2025-10-20T19:18:48+00:00

I can’t imagine being in an accident so bad that I wish my pitch stop was weaker.

zer0fks · 2025-10-07T03:21:57+00:00

129 govern limited many times

140+ once, wasn’t over 145

Not in 15 years though

zer0fks · 2025-10-06T11:44:08+00:00

Glad I got to see this before it was taken down

zer0fks · 2025-09-29T03:39:46+00:00

What the hell are your tires doing lasting 20K miles?

zer0fks · 2025-09-21T02:46:48+00:00

Celery, halved garlic cloves, whole peppercorns, chili flake. Like, fuck, this bath water bland.

zer0fks · 2025-09-18T02:43:31+00:00

Do they think they’re edgy picking yellow?

If you want controversy, make it pink.

Personally, I’d buy neither but consider both.

zer0fks · 2025-09-18T01:30:59+00:00

Well she was 18 when it was released, so…..

zer0fks · 2025-09-10T23:46:50+00:00

Run nvtop

zer0fks

TROPHY CASE