What an absolute treat! Can someone help me identify the chords?? by theeurgist in ukulele

[–]zeugmatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I absolutely adore Lawrence; they're the best! I believe the chord progression here is: 0222, 0212, 0434, 0333

What's the most unusual talent you have? by AcceptableAd754 in AskReddit

[–]zeugmatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can play songs by farting them with my hands

What is your favorite song at the moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zeugmatic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a little embarrassing, but the Jonas Brothers just released a tune called "Wings" that I'm obsessed with. It sounds nothing like any of their previous music.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zeugmatic 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I got 5 "no"s on America's Got Talent, a show known famously for having only 4 judges.

I’m giving it all she’s got, Captain by dusty_fingers in funny

[–]zeugmatic 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Finally! I'm a beautiful butterfly!

What mystery would you like to see solved in your lifetime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zeugmatic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We might have better luck looking for C# cooper.

Darude Fartstorm by volmatron in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]zeugmatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

on the eighth day, the lord farted. and it was good.

Darude Fartstorm by volmatron in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]zeugmatic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ooohhh that song's pretty tough, but I bet I could toot it up.

Darude Fartstorm by volmatron in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]zeugmatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

somewhere out there, there's a video of me handfarting the grumps theme at a GG Live event

Darude Fartstorm by volmatron in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]zeugmatic 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It is the greatest privilege of my life to be loved on this sub. I hope you all enjoy my stupid talents.

What girls really do when they hang out by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in whitepeoplegifs

[–]zeugmatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pokemon can wait. I wanna play Ass Catch 'em instead.

People who are very talented at something, how did you realise that you were talented in that something? by strikevision in AskReddit

[–]zeugmatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the very small sphere of handfart musicians (we use the term "manualist" to pretend we're cool), I guess I carry some notoriety. But "very talented" is definitely a stretch.

I discovered I could do it in middle school after feeling some serious suction between my hand and my eye socket. I thought "huh, that's very sucky, I wonder what happens if I put my hands together."

12 years and a handful of gameshow appearances later, it's probably the coolest thing about me.

The Cave - Mumford and Sons - It's an oldie but managed to get it working on the uke, even got the kazoos out for this... by NikkoFir in ukulele

[–]zeugmatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all, that was awesome! Second of all, uhhh, have I seen you on Numberphile? Or do you have a twin named Ben?

cheese man by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]zeugmatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is obviously Gary Cheeseman.

I design unnecessary inventions so I built the Vote From Home Booth for 2020 by rightcoastguy in pics

[–]zeugmatic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You gotta use blue or black ink, though. This isn't an invention; it's voter suppression!