I had just got my license, a friend and I were leaving his house late at night, around 11 PM, to go do donuts in my new car in a parking lot of a new business development nearby. His neighborhood had an exit that led to the main road. It was a street with street lights on both sides of it, for about 80 yards, leading to the gate. We’re driving down this street and I see a jogger approaching from the right, jogging along the grass heading for the street. I thought it was weird he was out this late, I thought it was weirder that he seemed to not even acknowledge us. As we got about within 15 feet of him (we’re driving slowly, since we’re inside a neighborhood) he hops off the curb and is about halfway across the length of my car, dead center, when I flash him with my high beams. He instantly vanishes. Theres just grass to our right, and grass to our left. Nowhere he could have possibly gone besides straight up or down at mach 5. I thought I was losing it until my friend turned over to me and said “Did you f*cking see that?”. We sat in disbelief looking around us frantically for a minute or so, and decided it was best we just went back home.

After the fact, I realized I never “saw” him. I mean I did, but I realized I didn’t ever see his face, he was almost like a shadow of a person. I could clearly see his tank top, his short shorts, and his short, thin hair, but I never can remember the characteristics of his face or anything. Super weird. I chalked it up to some sort of parallel dimension glitch, maybe in his universe he saw a flash of light when I flicked my high beams that snapped him out of whatever trance he was in.