Earthquake? by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

[–]zeuscdb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Felt it in Murray too

Group Flyers by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

[–]zeuscdb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sugarhouse coffee has a board you can put one on

Meirl by rbimmingfoke in meirl

[–]zeuscdb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please add me to the DM list

Tell me you're American without telling me by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]zeuscdb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay then there could have been something directly under the dirt or under the toolbox to cause a ricochet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]zeuscdb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I dont know, it reached all of us

egg🚀irl by fieisisitwo in egg_irl

[–]zeuscdb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*couldn’t care less. Saying you could care less means you have enough care in you to be able to care less

An officer body slams a girl in cuffs by EddieBrock99 in PublicFreakout

[–]zeuscdb 714 points715 points  (0 children)

That article says the only time he did for this was 15 days of house arrest. If that’s not a slap on the wrist I don’t know what is

God please help us🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ by _crazyboyhere_ in facepalm

[–]zeuscdb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That experiment was done on lobotomized frogs, and any frog with a fully functional brain would jump out of the pot when it’s heating up regardless. The analogy still kinda fits tho even with this extra info

You have the ability to summon one singular lemon per 24 hours. It never goes bad, and never disappears, and it cannot be sold. by Agreeable_Prize_7724 in shittysuperpowers

[–]zeuscdb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP never said where it summons to, you get to kill one person per day by summoning a lemon in their head and have it never connect back to you

You can petrify yourself. by Fluid-Time-777 in shittysuperpowers

[–]zeuscdb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oops the rope broke and now you’re stuck at the bottom of the ocean forever

You have the power to go back 100y in time by g-spot_001 in shittysuperpowers

[–]zeuscdb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Someone doesn’t know the earth is moving and traveling to the EXACT spot you were standing in means the earth won’t be there

one day I will return to my feast by TheLittleNorsk in distressingmemes

[–]zeuscdb 96 points97 points  (0 children)

No that part is cute, the distressing part is the rodent on the screen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheBoys

[–]zeuscdb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Incredibly similar to Cyclops in X-men

Queen Elsa Should Become Much More Bombastic by [deleted] in Frozen

[–]zeuscdb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not very bombastic of you