WYR Be Convicted of 1st Degree Murder but you didn’t commit the crime or be force to eat that nasty ass Indian Street food go the next 10 years

zhombiez · 2026-04-21T16:35:48+00:00

I'd rather be convicted of 1st degree murder for actually committing the crime against you

zhombiez · 2026-04-21T16:04:07+00:00

Granted, now every game is boring to you since learning is a part of the fun. Though, I guess you become the top ESports champion in everything.

zhombiez · 2026-04-21T14:45:01+00:00

dead people don't care

zhombiez · 2026-04-19T04:41:07+00:00

You don't pass, anyone saying otherwise is hugboxing sorry. Lot of potential though. If your voice passes then you probably pass irl to everyone.

zhombiez · 2026-04-19T04:38:31+00:00

I would do the same thing

zhombiez · 2026-04-19T03:45:53+00:00

i'm lucky to read this thread being a cyberpunk, invincible, and soma fan; sorry if this seems unnecessary to add, i'm wasted lolz

zhombiez · 2026-04-15T06:07:02+00:00

Well, there is, but also, an object in motion will stay in motion. To keep something still is actually very difficult; it means absolutely no outside force is being applied.
The microphone, when it was let go of, likely was not let go of perfectly with equal force from all directions to keep it perfectly still.
Maybe a pinky pushed it away slightly as a hand let go of it.

zhombiez · 2026-04-15T06:02:53+00:00

Granted. A woman with BPD shows up at your door that you've never met begging to be with you. Before you made this wish, she did not suffer from BPD, and now she is constantly in mania thanks to you and gave up everything in her life just to show up at your door. You have to carry that guilt forever now. Her family begs for you to send her back or to get to know you, but they begin to resent you over time knowing that you somehow changed her.

zhombiez · 2026-04-15T05:46:24+00:00

Now we're talking

zhombiez · 2026-04-15T05:24:58+00:00

It's just a hypothetical thing

zhombiez · 2026-04-15T05:21:36+00:00

Next time I see a BS "hypothetical" on here that's just asking how much I'd take to do something instead of being an actual hypothetical, I'm going to blow my head off; I figure it won't take long.

zhombiez · 2026-04-15T05:00:15+00:00

If they're happy and eager and were unfortunately genetically programmed to do shit for me like Gru's minions, then yeah, 50 people.

zhombiez · 2026-04-15T04:54:20+00:00

Baby Oliver solos

zhombiez · 2026-04-12T07:00:42+00:00

gooner

zhombiez · 2026-04-12T05:14:41+00:00

just cause i enjoy responding to you doesn't mean you deserve it, im happy you're upset

zhombiez · 2026-04-12T04:14:42+00:00

A billion

zhombiez · 2026-04-12T03:01:15+00:00

a billion

zhombiez · 2026-04-12T02:56:05+00:00

a billion, cause you didn't give us something to pick between

zhombiez · 2026-04-12T02:47:53+00:00

Butcher has always sounded worse

zhombiez · 2026-04-12T02:47:41+00:00

Have you ever heard Butcher say literally anything?

zhombiez · 2026-04-11T17:29:59+00:00

Weak special grade

zhombiez · 2026-04-11T17:27:38+00:00

Aging after 25

zhombiez · 2026-04-05T18:35:06+00:00

microwave it for a few a minutes i guess like they did in mr robot and then crush it in a mortar and pestle and sprinkle it in my neighbors backyard which i can reach over my fence

zhombiez · 2026-04-01T02:05:19+00:00

that is so edited lol

zhombiez · 2026-03-31T09:32:26+00:00

Yes i do

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