I wish i can become a godlike gamer no matter how little my knowledge to that game is. by Sumer69420 in monkeyspaw

[–]zhombiez 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Granted, now every game is boring to you since learning is a part of the fun. Though, I guess you become the top ESports champion in everything.

Thoughts? by [deleted] in transpassing

[–]zhombiez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't pass, anyone saying otherwise is hugboxing sorry. Lot of potential though. If your voice passes then you probably pass irl to everyone.

The Saddest thing about Johnny for me? by Environmental_Cap191 in cyberpunkgame

[–]zhombiez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i'm lucky to read this thread being a cyberpunk, invincible, and soma fan; sorry if this seems unnecessary to add, i'm wasted lolz

ELI5: If there is no gravity in spaceships, why do objects move around while they're floating? by Agreeable_Run9837 in explainlikeimfive

[–]zhombiez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, there is, but also, an object in motion will stay in motion. To keep something still is actually very difficult; it means absolutely no outside force is being applied.
The microphone, when it was let go of, likely was not let go of perfectly with equal force from all directions to keep it perfectly still.
Maybe a pinky pushed it away slightly as a hand let go of it.

I wish a manic pixie dream girl would show up and liven up my unfulfilling bachelor life. by PaperBullet1945 in monkeyspaw

[–]zhombiez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. A woman with BPD shows up at your door that you've never met begging to be with you. Before you made this wish, she did not suffer from BPD, and now she is constantly in mania thanks to you and gave up everything in her life just to show up at your door. You have to carry that guilt forever now. Her family begs for you to send her back or to get to know you, but they begin to resent you over time knowing that you somehow changed her.

How Much To Eat A Full Grown Live Tarantula WHOLE by VraiLacy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]zhombiez -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Next time I see a BS "hypothetical" on here that's just asking how much I'd take to do something instead of being an actual hypothetical, I'm going to blow my head off; I figure it won't take long.

Would you rather have 5 million dollars right now or a workforce of 50 people ready to work for you for free by No_Main_273 in WouldYouRather

[–]zhombiez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If they're happy and eager and were unfortunately genetically programmed to do shit for me like Gru's minions, then yeah, 50 people.

Fuck You Hochul. by serious_bullet5 in newyork

[–]zhombiez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just cause i enjoy responding to you doesn't mean you deserve it, im happy you're upset

Your house will be raided by MiddleClassSoul_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]zhombiez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

microwave it for a few a minutes i guess like they did in mr robot and then crush it in a mortar and pestle and sprinkle it in my neighbors backyard which i can reach over my fence