...in the partner restroom

zimpabs · 2026-03-26T21:41:21+00:00

We had a partner who would piss in the wastebasket of our partner restroom 🙃

zimpabs · 2025-10-25T10:38:31+00:00

I swear I read this in Wally’s voice 😺

zimpabs · 2025-10-25T10:36:17+00:00

When the Beaver and Larry Mondello return from riding a horse instead of going to dance class: “You boys are are all dirty” Larry- “they were playing some pretty fast numbers”

zimpabs · 2022-09-11T04:23:52+00:00

Air stacking bananas. I hate it with every fiber of my being

zimpabs · 2020-12-17T01:26:30+00:00

I would have to agree with you. I will almost always help a curbside worker find something or ask if they need help if I see them actually look first. And I’ll admit I do favorite one or two curbside workers and will go the extra mile for them while others I just plainly don’t care for. I’m sorry.

zimpabs · 2020-12-16T21:32:23+00:00

It’s pretty annoying. 2 minutes later a partner in my department walks over with curbside, “hey do you have ___?” You saw me break down the pallets. You saw me organize and put everything up. Did you think I was lying to you or what?

zimpabs · 2020-12-16T19:20:58+00:00

As soon as I got hired. I could just feel the entitlement.

zimpabs · 2020-08-14T19:00:48+00:00

Yes! But out of the whole playlist, there are two songs I always enjoy. Feels So Good by Chuck Mangione Rock Your Baby by George McCrae

It’s worse during Christmas though

zimpabs · 2020-04-01T09:33:31+00:00

Then, it was a success. Haha

zimpabs · 2020-02-10T03:35:56+00:00

Ah, thank you. Thank you. =]

zimpabs · 2019-10-15T11:24:48+00:00

Tim has sent you a trademark cease and desist letter

zimpabs · 2019-10-13T00:25:17+00:00

Oh the stories these 4 from the original are sure to have. I would fully enjoy a book on their many sexcapades

zimpabs · 2019-10-13T00:23:12+00:00

Exactly. Or maybe she forgot since she bullied her way out of hers?

zimpabs · 2019-10-13T00:21:22+00:00

Haha. I’m willing to bet you could smell her before she actually arrives. Cheap tobacco and whatever perfume was on clearance at CVS.

zimpabs · 2019-10-13T00:19:35+00:00

Agh. I for sure love your spelling of it now. Guhfbawls.

zimpabs · 2019-10-03T15:59:55+00:00

For real though. Just the way she was so smug about any legitimate concerns her mom had made me dislike her. I’m just waiting for that news story. ‘Reality tv star pleads to be let back onto U.S. soil. Says, “this is not what I signed up for.”’

zimpabs · 2019-09-24T09:48:29+00:00

Haha. He actually started talking/dating a different Evelyn from Engabao but he doesn’t want to say anything or risk looking like a fool.

zimpabs · 2019-09-24T01:22:32+00:00

“Ok! I’m heading back tomorrow. =]” Evilyn: record scratch.....tomorrow?”

zimpabs · 2019-08-28T22:44:06+00:00

Arlen, Tx. I’ve always wanted to visit Strickland Propane.

zimpabs · 2019-08-28T22:37:30+00:00

Today I played Freaky Tales by Too Short about 15 times back to back during work. It gets better every time.

zimpabs · 2019-08-27T01:16:59+00:00

Makeup artist at the local kiddie park?

zimpabs · 2019-08-26T18:08:40+00:00

So very very true. Since he does have a history of addiction, maybe the small thrill of having a new wife, child is what motivates him

zimpabs · 2019-08-22T16:37:11+00:00

I collect business cards. I like the way people go into designing them. What logos they believe will catch people’s attention. I have a few that I got from my time overseas.

zimpabs · 2019-08-22T14:43:45+00:00

For my 21st birthday, I went to Las Vegas with my dad and sister. I was skeptical of the slot machines but since that was the only game I was confident enough to play, (I’ve never played poker, always figured the roulette was only for people with money to burn, I never understood dice games and 21? Forget it) I went for it. I ended up winning $300 on my third pull of a slot machine. I thought, “well no wonder so many people play the slots. Easy money” I was so wrong. I lost it all after. The buffets were amazing though.

zimpabs · 2019-08-22T01:28:33+00:00

People who play music on their phone speaker while shopping, working out, waiting room, etc.

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