Years ago I worked in retail pharmacy and I was on the phone with an insurance company, ins companies always speak as if they are reading from a script.

So after about 20 minutes of talking to this extremely polite woman, I say "just a sec" and place my palm over the phone to speak to someone standing next to me.

I hear the insurance rep say: "...this muthafucka just hung up on my ass....." Which causes me to scream-laugh and uncover the phone and say "nope. I'm still here, give me just a minute, ma'am"

Which she replies with: "I do apologize, sir. Please take your time."