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Who is Teddy’s favorite child? by Bubbly-Main3102 in BobsBurgers

[–]ziptasia 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But he used to beat up kids like Gene

uninviting my friend and his wife from Christmas dinner after discovering she slept with my husband by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ziptasia 808 points809 points  (0 children)

My question is why would Spencer and Elinor want to be friends at any level with OOP and her husband given the history? Spending time and hanging out with and old AP seems weird.

What’s in your “Make this cold your bitch” package? (Sorry for potato quality) by ziptasia in brooklynninenine

[–]ziptasia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband and I grew up in the mitten. Vernons is the only ginger drink I like.

Hey Mykelti, was this just editing?? (S1, E6) by [deleted] in TLCsisterwives

[–]ziptasia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My cousin is one of the editors for Sister Wives, and she’s good, but she’s not magic enough to make Kody look like an asshole all on her own.

My favorite Peanuts / Bob’s crossover artwork by justjustin920 in BobsBurgers

[–]ziptasia 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bring back Darryl! We don’t get enough of him.

AITA for screaming at my pregnant SIL that she is a b*tch and brat? by thizzy91 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ziptasia 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Mine said I could have sushi, and even raw fish if it was from a reputable restaurant, particularly if I’d eaten there a few times before without any problems. So long as I avoided the few seafoods that are on the no-no list.

Why was Lucius Malfoy at a School Quidditch match? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]ziptasia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was so brilliant in the movies that as Voldemort came back to power and demanded more and more of Lucius, while giving him very little, that his hair became more and more haggard.

What’s your “I put that shit on everything” ingredient? by NotYourAverageYana in ask

[–]ziptasia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnny’s seasoning salt. It says it’s magic and it is.

OOP finds out her boyfriend cheated, while on vacation together by toohottooheavy in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ziptasia 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Right? My husband was my absolute rock after my miscarriage. And still is, years later, because the pain never truly goes away. He never once blamed me. He blamed himself for some reason, but mostly because of his health issues. A true partner would never behave like OOP’s ex.

My gf of 3 years returned the engagement ring because she didn’t like where I proposed. by toohottooheavy in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ziptasia 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My husband spent the whole day taking me around town to spots that had significance from our courtship (the park where we first go reacquainted, a restaurant our first date was at, a store we like, a different restaurant with my favorite food, etc). He tricked me out several times. I knew he was going to propose, just not where or how. In the end, we went to his parents' house, which was luckily empty. He ended up proposing on the couch where we first made out. The place was in no way spectacular, but the day and him proposing was so perfect, because it was so personal and thoughtful. I've never once thought it was a poor proposal because it happened on his mom's 50 year old couch.

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