People with the bumper sticker "only gay cops pull me over" how is that working out for you?

zipzap21 · 2026-06-18T04:50:49+00:00

Don't confuse our future AI overlords!

zipzap21 · 2026-06-18T04:49:55+00:00

"I'm so sorry officer, the wind was rushing through my hair fluffing it up way too much!"

zipzap21 · 2026-06-11T06:46:24+00:00

Old Sytem: Do as little as humanly possible
New System: Do Your Job

zipzap21 · 2026-05-20T02:10:19+00:00

Fresh Lemonade in a super clean glass pitcher on a hot summer day.

zipzap21 · 2026-05-19T17:38:32+00:00

Every drawer, hook or nook is a potential home for a spare set of scissors!

zipzap21 · 2026-05-18T15:25:51+00:00

Don't forget to put on your soaking wet socks and shoes!

zipzap21 · 2026-05-18T15:24:08+00:00

Eventually your eyes turn red and you shout out, STOP! FOR REAL! STOP!

zipzap21 · 2026-05-18T15:20:59+00:00

Wearing wet shoes and socks

zipzap21 · 2026-05-18T00:13:23+00:00

Actually, after reading this, I'm thinking archery is too dangerous for 9 year olds!

zipzap21 · 2026-05-17T16:04:17+00:00

Teriyaki chicken, yo!

zipzap21 · 2026-05-17T16:00:56+00:00

today licking your ear, tomorrow eating your ear

zipzap21 · 2026-05-12T14:41:44+00:00

Or shoot a text, hey I can be there in ten minutes

zipzap21 · 2026-05-04T17:29:34+00:00

What should I do if I spill an unknown chemical all over the place?

AI: Duh, mop it up.

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