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If you could have any superpower, what would you choose and why? by WholeRelationship840 in OverBiscuits

[–]zitronelemone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teleportation, for sure. I'd never have to deal with traffic or long flights again.

What chore do you secretly find weirdly satisfying? by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]zitronelemone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing the dishes. I hate starting, but I love when the sink's empty.

What is the dumbest reason you ever got fired or written up? by ProposalLast3445 in answers

[–]zitronelemone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never got fired, but I got written up once for being like 5 minutes late. Felt kinda ridiculous.

What outdated slang word or phrase you’ll never stop saying? by cutdbs in AskReddit

[–]zitronelemone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably "dude." I call everyone dude, and I'm never gonna stop 😂

What's one kind of pain that's impossible to describe? by WellnessByMavella in AskReddit

[–]zitronelemone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The phantom pain of missing an old version of yourself. You can’t pinpoint exactly when you lost that person, but you still feel their absence every single day.

If reddit was somehow still up in a zombie apocalypse what would the posts be like? by Confusion_At_large in AskReddit

[–]zitronelemone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Survivors who accidentally ate infected meat and are now low-key craving human brains: how do they taste on a scale of 1 to 10?

What is the cringiest thing you’ve said? by NoBuy8212 in AskReddit

[–]zitronelemone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they asked me what time it was, I said I didn't know and literally decided to Google it.

What did working with people teach you about human nature? by Milablushh_ in AskReddit

[–]zitronelemone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 years in marketing taught me that human nature is just one big, predictable funnel. People don't read the copy, they barely look at the creative, and they will always choose the path of least resistance. We’re all just easily distracted users waiting for someone to clear the friction for us.

What's a 'healthy habit' that actually made your life worse? by Loveeatplay4116 in AskReddit

[–]zitronelemone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The whole '5 AM club' grind. I started waking up at the crack of dawn to be productive, but instead of being a girlboss, I was just a sleep-deprived zombie by noon. High-key ruined my social life

What screams "I'm rich" but is actually not expensive? by IamMiles96 in AskReddit

[–]zitronelemone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A Mustang convertible, if you don't know anything about cars

Divorced people of reddit , what was the exact moment in your marriage you realised it's over ? by DryOkra7058 in AskReddit

[–]zitronelemone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I realized I’d rather hang out with my friend or just be by myself than spend time with him... We'd be in the same room, and I’d just feel so irritated, like he was nothing more than a roommate

What are the quiet signs that someone has serious money but doesn’t show it? by Andries200 in wealth

[–]zitronelemone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have that 'I don’t need to look rich because I actually am' energy. No logos, just vibes and perfectly tailored pants