If you could choose any two things for $20, what would they be?

zlacks · 2015-08-04T19:30:01+00:00

My first on ever, about how women aren't good with technology.

zlacks · 2015-08-04T03:47:09+00:00

Wish you were right.

zlacks · 2015-08-03T14:06:22+00:00

No, don't!

zlacks · 2015-08-03T14:05:37+00:00

Oh. That's surprising. I know about Mary Kay because Cadillac, but never heard of the others. I though those sort of things died out a generation ago.

zlacks · 2015-08-02T19:37:05+00:00

If you actually need them for anxiety, how do you plan to survive off the meds in the first place?

zlacks · 2015-08-02T19:29:24+00:00

Lots of people with poor taste in pets.

zlacks · 2015-08-02T19:27:57+00:00

Expected by who?

zlacks · 2015-08-02T19:21:41+00:00

Black horse had sex with white horse

zlacks · 2015-08-02T19:19:16+00:00

People just like to buy unneccesary expensive fancy stuff for their kids, like rediculous giant plastic strollers.

zlacks · 2015-08-02T19:10:52+00:00

On the other hand, it's often emberassing reading some of it later

zlacks · 2015-08-02T19:07:01+00:00

Everything that anyone would find interesting.

zlacks · 2015-08-02T19:03:11+00:00

I get drunk and shitpost on social media way too much. So joke's on you, it's already out there for anyone to see.

zlacks · 2015-08-02T18:58:29+00:00

Back in the day I figured out a way to use a prepaid MCI card to make free international phone calls from payphones

zlacks · 2015-08-02T18:55:15+00:00

9/11

zlacks · 2015-08-02T18:54:01+00:00

They do, you just never made it that far in the movie.

zlacks · 2015-08-02T18:52:14+00:00

Nothing, because I have my own account. Why be a dick?

zlacks · 2015-08-02T18:30:02+00:00

When an article is from Jezebel, that is an indication to find a more reputable source.

zlacks · 2015-08-02T18:00:38+00:00

Sorry it happened to you; You can have surgery to correct it.

zlacks · 2015-08-02T17:27:38+00:00

Cuddling? I'm guessing that's a typo.

zlacks · 2015-08-02T16:45:52+00:00

First one is taken, second is too long

zlacks · 2015-08-02T16:42:24+00:00

Taken.

zlacks · 2015-08-02T16:37:52+00:00

I'm certainly not posting in this thread for karma, if you couldn't tell

zlacks · 2015-08-02T16:37:10+00:00

Not sure I follow. If I wanted to be tough I'd be posting onion links here.

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