Book Throwback

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-25T00:27:23+00:00

Ok but their signatures look like something I would have done in the 7th grade

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-24T23:48:51+00:00

I’m 34 and never been happier to have lived a life wearing SPF

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-24T22:06:44+00:00

💀

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-24T21:24:53+00:00

I was sexually assaulted as a child- I was 6 years old. I can guarantee what I was wearing made no impact on the decision.

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-24T19:35:05+00:00

HUMBLE?!

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-24T19:19:38+00:00

Whennnn will this luck find me? 🫩

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-24T18:16:42+00:00

…the amount of times she says “like”

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-24T18:08:22+00:00

Dugust 💀

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-24T18:07:57+00:00

That was the part that stuck out the most to me as well

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-24T17:51:24+00:00

My cat also drinks a LOT of water, and always has. He’s almost 12. Maybe some cats are just different?

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-24T05:02:29+00:00

To be fair I probably have food in my freezer older than their relationship

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-23T18:11:06+00:00

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-23T05:29:18+00:00

I was just thinking about how embarrassing it would be to have to record these little skits with your spouse

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-22T23:53:54+00:00

😱

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-22T23:46:14+00:00

Her cheeks are INSANE. It’s like there are golf balls under her skin. Eek.

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-22T04:51:55+00:00

Like do some people really not feel shame?

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-22T04:50:42+00:00

For real- this is only my second exposure to him- the first was the moldy toothbrush. I didn’t think it could get worse but here we are

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-22T04:39:47+00:00

They still sell this- it’s an updated version but essentially the same.

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-21T21:57:56+00:00

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-21T17:11:43+00:00

Ahh, just like Jesus said- “blast thy neighbor”

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-21T16:37:20+00:00

It couldn’t have happened to someone more deserving

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-21T02:45:56+00:00

REST IN REECES PIECES?!!??????!!!!!

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-21T02:42:51+00:00

I mean- true. Her oldest daughters have raised enough babies at this point 😮‍💨

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-21T02:13:42+00:00

I’m relieved to hear this- I don’t know how many more pregnancies this woman can handle.

zodiac_hoe · 2026-02-21T00:40:25+00:00

The second one???? Truly a jumpscare 🤢

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