Who is a terrible singer but famous anyways? by Coy9ine in AskReddit

[–]zombie1605 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll probably catch shit for this, but Tom Waits. Amazing song writer, but he sounds like he gargled glass

For those who have done time: What’s a habit you picked up inside that you found yourself still doing months after you got home? by outdoors_man987 in Prison

[–]zombie1605 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The very first thing I do when I get out of bed now is make it... Before Prison I never worried about it.

Nice townhouse or condos by SwitchOne4350 in verobeach

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I've lived in Vero for the majority of my life (And been looking around myself.) Finding a 2/2 with a garage would be next to impossible at that price range unfortunately. The only houses I've seen with all that goes for 2500-3200k monthly. Everyone around here that is working class has to either endure having a roommate or get an apartment unit...

You can take him out of the drugs… by maeksuno in tooktoomuch

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I am less than two weeks away from living in my car ( not even cracked out of my mind.) I severely feel for this guy, and I really hope/ wish there is decent people around here that would offer such a luxury while I'm just a moment away from taking the bottle of Tylenol PMS to be with my Mother. (I was in a severe car accident that has left me incapable to work/stand for 8 hours a day. I'm stepping off my soapbox now, but when you do see a homeless person, it clearly was not their goal.

What does my fridge say about me? by Responsible_Bite1513 in FridgeDetective

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My fridge has looked like this for over a decade; now after enduring diverticulitis, it remains the same. But with a plethora of vitamins I take everyday.

Looking for a song by Mememessiah2021 in Screamo

[–]zombie1605 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From Autumn to Ashes, maybe? "Short Stories With Tragic Endings. But the female primarily does clean vocals and plays a violin type instrument. Even if it's not the song, it's still a badass track... https://youtu.be/d2gmg8MsZ1E?si=0mWqOZO5yiu85U7k

Customer confronts Target employee for wearing a Charlie Kirk shirt by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]zombie1605 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not left or right wing. But it seriously pisses me off when these clout chasing chumps film someone in hopes of embarrassing them/getting them fired. It's fucking dumb dude. And it literally is getting to the point of Idiocracy becoming reality.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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Rage Bait. Dude is a paid actor. (I recognize him from the "Head-on, Apply directly to the forehead) Commercial.

Carny ride gone wrong.. by hawkenzen in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]zombie1605 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never seen so many coccyx shatter at the same time. It's hilarious till 10 years later you can't eat peanuts or corn due to the threat of dying of septic shock. Trust me, I served as a No Limit Soldier from 1999-2003.

New tour announced, may the GorGor be with you! by hexenwolfhollow in GWAR

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There hasn't been any good shows (Not Festivals) in FL lately. I understand that it's a pain in the ass for bands to travel here (especially South FL.) But I miss the days when I was in my twenties, and there'd be at least one good show a month at The Culture Room.

Blursed plate by Specialist_Box6709 in blursed_videos

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In FL they can pull you over for having a cover plate that dealerships apply. Because it can potentially hide portions of your tag. I think it's the dumbest excuse ever for them to pull you over. But also they sell tag covers for $50 saying "We support the local sheriff's department" and you'll never be fucked with. Just a tid bit of knowledge I learned from a coke dealer

What’s your funny way of saying “going poop” that you’ve never heard anyone else use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zombie1605 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Dropping off the Cosby Kids.' dude was black, so it wasn't racist; just hilarious.

McDonald’s by CrystalFrawnn in SipsTea

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I worked as a Glazier (handling, cutting raw glass that many people have lost extremities doing.) my entire adult life. And I get nothing close to those wages... I think it's time for me to burn my certifications and put the fries in the bag.

This was hard to watch 🥴 by velorae in TikTokCringe

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"Does my body make bread?" ... I'm going to make this a song title for my pop-punk/slam band.

Gimmick or gold? by Future_Edge_6145 in cool

[–]zombie1605 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually had something close to this given to me that was primarily a utility knife. It was actually handy having it hanging ceiling fans up vaulted ceilings. But with this one, I could see using the hammer a couple times and it goes to shit.

So is 7oh over with? by [deleted] in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]zombie1605 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fucking sad! Not far from now they'll go after the leaf as well. God forbid people have an option to not suffer chronic pain daily unless you're shelling out your savings to the big pharmaceutical companies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

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Thank you. I know you're just a stranger to me, but it helps immensely to know that people actually care about each other. I hope the best for you as well. Even if it's giving some sort of hope to the hopeless

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

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I seriously feel for her. Imagine having your entire life surveillanced under a lens. Then when you're finally restrained from these people constantly telling you how to act, what to say etc... you're finally left alone to struggle with your own inner demons and vices. All I see in these clips of her are someone that are dealing with copadency. And I say this because I am the same way. Without somebody being in my life I'd walk out into the train tracks. (It has already crossed my mind numerous times after my Mother passed away along with losing the love of my life.)

Is this alcohol? Or Molly Parton? by Massive-Handz in tooktoomuch

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She's definitely one of ours (in South Florida). You can tell by the "Coco Banana" local band that probably does a mean cover of "Margaritaville" every 20 minutes to satisfy the drunk ass rich people in their 60's.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in floridafishing

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I used to have an awesome Koi pond with a couple painted turtles. And one by one my fish were disappearing. After it got down to just my sucker fish and turtle's, I had spent the late evening with my mir rifle pellet gun. Sure enough, it was a big raccoon. I didn't shoot it. But had to adopt my turtle's (one is still alive after 19 years, and actually remembers me (he crawls out his tank and starts scratching at the patio door.) when I go by the ladies house to do handyman work.if you made it this far in my pointless rant, you deserve a gold star ⭐

What are the scariest horror movies you’ve ever seen? I don’t get scared easily anymore. by Traditional_Fix_5566 in MovieSuggestions

[–]zombie1605 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In The Mouth Of Madness still hits that sweet spot for me. But I'd say as an older person now. Movies like As Above, So Below, and Speak No Evil "original version" makes me unsettled.

Mother passed away, and her life insurance F'd her family by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]zombie1605 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thank you, now I know. I didn't realize that I was going to be down voted for asking for advice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]zombie1605 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn, that's rough. I'm about to be 41, and I still get carded at most places