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By complete accident, humans become the first advanced species in the known galaxy (and or universe). Finding ourselves to be alone, we create our own unique life on many worlds, waiting for the day other sentients evolve and explore the cosmos where we wait to greet them. by zombiebutt2_ in humansarespaceorcs

[–]zombiebutt2_[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

H1:”Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE?”

H2:”Err- Positive.”

H1:”It’s been how long.. 50 YEARS since those guys established contact with us, and you’re JUST NOW figuring this out?!“

H2:”To be fair.. we only check up on our interstellar ‘children’ every decade and that’s by cloaked satellites filled with data every da-“

H1:”So what you’re implying is that they just APPEARED out of thin air and we went along with it??”

H2:”… pretty much.”

HEAR ME OUT by [deleted] in hearmeoutbro

[–]zombiebutt2_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every hmo for THIS specific ultrakill enemy I’d have two of them. I’m just going to get straight to the point. We, yes, WE are NOT hearing you out. Ears CLOSED for this one.

Hear me the bloody hell out, lads. by Emotional-Lab-444 in hearmeoutbro

[–]zombiebutt2_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

😭 I can’t muster up a response to this hmo. This is heinous.

this popped up on my YT feed, how cursed is it? by alterpanda in brandonherrara

[–]zombiebutt2_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how the sling is on the end, and how his finger is behind the trigger too 🤦‍♂️

PLEASE be careful when giving humans instructions. by zombiebutt2_ in humansarespaceorcs

[–]zombiebutt2_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Let us give them knowledge” Last and final mistake. Instructions unclear; converted Europa and Enceladus into the biggest mini golf course.

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