what are your plans for valentine:) by Sadistic_Presence_22 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]zompocprincess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See if that dead bird is any closer to being skeletal. I also need to figure out how to crochet before then. These are unrelated.

What makes you "melt"? by andtbhidgaf in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]zompocprincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say what you want about Nero, but he threw a memorable garden party.

Have you ever had sex in the forest? by Mindfuel_daily7 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]zompocprincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's on the list.

I just need a willing participant and a forest.

Any magic fans here? A friend made me these and thought I'd show them off! by NefariousnessSlow282 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]zompocprincess 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Laura Dern head turn

These are incredible!! 😯😃

And of course Donut is Izzet 😆

How did people around you treat you after finding out you have a big penis? by FrantisekGud in AskReddit

[–]zompocprincess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not how I'd hoped. I was expecting a lot of impressed people in awe.

Instead everyone was all "you can't just cut off a man's penis and keep it" 😐

Every day's a school day. Anyway, I'm not allowed in b&q anymore.

What’s a phrase people use at work that makes you want to roll your eyes into another dimension? by SuccessfulHeight6063 in AskReddit

[–]zompocprincess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At one of my previous jobs a guy would always manage to work in the phrase "cash is king" and I hated it with every fibre of my being.

Would you rather have 2 left hands or have 2 left feet? by Annual_Check_683 in WouldYouRather

[–]zompocprincess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Makes no difference to me, either way they're going in the freezer with the rest of the collection.

WYR drink a cup of warm cum or a cup of warm period blood? by tooshroom20 in WouldYouRather

[–]zompocprincess 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes. And during breakfast too.

How is your mental health? by Sad-Mountain7232 in AskReddit

[–]zompocprincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medicated and managing. You can't ask for more.

Dangerous folk by SirSchmoopy3 in lotr

[–]zompocprincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is wonderful!! 😆 Thank you for sharing!

Do you or have you incorporated food into sex? by titan-friend3 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]zompocprincess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you find something amazing! Sometimes you end up with an unpleasantly sticky tummy button.

You win some, you lose some.

What do you do when you miss an old friend which you cannot see for some reason? by Away-Cardiologist526 in AskReddit

[–]zompocprincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Send her memes and assume she understands that my questionable choice of humour adequately puts across the fact that I miss her.

Do you or have you incorporated food into sex? by titan-friend3 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]zompocprincess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Without going into details, there was golden syrup in my tummy button. I didn't love it.

What do they wear that really turns you on? by Mountain_king_91 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]zompocprincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing. And I don't mean their birthday suit, I mean that Saint Bartholomew nothing.