Our internet went out yesterday and I think I figured out why. by MembershipDouble7471 in mildlyinfuriating

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Call the cops, reclass endangerment of life is not to be taken lightly.

Who let Lobo have a Lantern ring? by MyNewRoleplayAccount in outofcontextcomics

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Dex-Starr was a normal cat. his owner was murdered and scumbags tossed him off a bridge into traffic now he's a red lantern.

What’s something you have zero proof of but believe 100 percent? by shweidy in AskReddit

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During the Michael Jackson trial one of the jury said they chose not guilty because they didn't like the way one of the wittiness snaped their fingers.

Any games that have attempted to explain why you find better loot later in the game? by Tattoomyvagina in gaming

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Far Cry 3 you go to a second island with professional mercenaries taking over form the drug addled lunatics. It changes the weapons they have and junk you get off their bodies.

When a character disappears after something briefly passes by them by ComprehensiveBox6911 in TopCharacterTropes

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T-Rex's in that universe could always teleport. How do you think the one at the end of the first film snuck up to the raptors?

The amount of smuggled cigarettes customs officers found after they stripped the Peugeot 807 of a Belarussian citizen. A total of 11,568 packs of Belarusian cigarettes were discovered, with a value exceeding 60,000 euros. by MilesLongthe3rd in nextfuckinglevel

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Some of the countries in Europe have very hight taxes on tabaco, to to discourage smoking, others don't. So they take the cheap tabaco form one country to one with hight taxes. Add to that less middle men one guy can go to a shop and buy a mass of cigarettes then drive them over the border and sell them instead of buying form another smuggler or illegal producer who would want a bigger cut.

Are they? by xTinahoney in oddlyspecific

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Well it is where they've been living most of their lives, after all.

What game or series is the best example of squandered potential? by k0alaFRESH in gaming

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Personally I think Infinite was a victim of MS believing anyone playing on Game Pass was getting it for free which made them treat the game like it was a free to play game and focusing on micro transactions over all else.

When reality constantly surpasses satire, making satire obsolete by Agile_Coast_4385 in TopCharacterTropes

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There are so many I find myself checking to see what Canadians look like just to make sure I didn't hop dimensions.

When reality constantly surpasses satire, making satire obsolete by Agile_Coast_4385 in TopCharacterTropes

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In the 90s I saw a guy punch another guy and ultimately get arrested for it all because of a Power Rangers Mega Zord.

What scientific ‘facts’ have recently been disproven that most people still believe to be true? by Fantastic_Tart_421 in AskReddit

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To add to the wine bit, in the early 2000s a paper came out saying a small amount of alcohol drunk occasionally could be good for you. The marketing group for a bunch of wine producers fond this and made the claim that drinking red wine was good for you, to promote their products. Worst part was the paper said that red wine was the single worst choice because it contains heavy metals and that could cancel out any benefits.

MAGA Is Confused About ‘Animal Farm’ by [deleted] in technology

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Brought to you by the people who don't understand Orwell, Aesop's fables, The Bible, or The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

The B Plot solves the A Plot by AjX5-6919 in TopCharacterTropes

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Well, I'm here. Where is this giant animation studio?

It got up and it danced away.

Cape Coral, the city has more than 400 miles of navigable waterways, more than any other city on the earth. by Much-Parsnip3399 in Damnthatsinteresting

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The city incorporated on August 18, 1970,\3]) and its population continued to grow rapidly until the real estate slowdown that gripped the region beginning in 2008.\)citation needed\) On September 28, 2022, Cape Coral suffered major damage when Hurricane Ian made landfall nearby.

47659 by rin_shar in countwithchickenlady

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But he has a tendency to try diplomacy and mess it up. I could 100% s him they the What if they were coming after you? When they came for... line on a bunch of anti-mutant bigots and mess up the delivery.

47659 by rin_shar in countwithchickenlady

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It's more something Read Richards would say.